I posted these Jessica Simpson pics the other day without realizing that there was an ass flash during the performance, I am sure I am not the first guy to neglect this girls ass, even though everytime she has sex homeboy is trying his fuckin’ hardest to get up in it for fear of accidentally knocking her up because we all know how badly she wants a baby. She’s the kind of girl you use a condom with and when you are done, you bury that shit in the backyard in hopes that her desperate womb doesn’t find it and flip it inside out to try to imregnate herself with it.

I feel for this girl though, it’s always hard for an older sibling to see their younger sibling do things before them, but I think if she took the time to actually see who knocked Ashlee up, she’d feel better about things and probably back the fuck up from all the food that fat ass has been emotionally eating.

Either way, this is a pretty interesting take on being country, I wonder when she’ll incorporate the live sex with a horse component to the performance, I hear that’s how they do it back home on the farm when there’s no cock to be found for 4 counties….I don’t know what I am talking about.

I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..

You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.

Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that it’s what her dad calls anal sex and the closest thing she’s ever been to backwoods was her role in Dukes of Hazard, kinda offending the actual backwoods folk who listen to her shit as it pollutes their contry airwaves and coutry music festivals she shows up to in these offensive costumes, like the time I went to a Caribbean festival dressed like Blackface, that’s I lie, I was actually wearing a KKK cape in the car because my friend bet me that I wouldn’t do it, and he was right because that’s the kind of shit that gets you shot, but I did go to a Jewish Temple once with the Jew Cap on as a joke that wasn’t really funny and turned out to be really fuckin’ boring….but yeah, Jessica Simpson is doin some hollywood shit, not relating to the market she’s trying to seduce and is pretty much pissing everyone the fuck off and the whole time she’s doing it, I would love to be fucking her…..

PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

This is kinda perverted of me to post because she’s 12 and despite being a 12 year old who is obviously a slut and who is probably having sex, and if she isn’t having sex, than she’s definitely sucking dick and probably pulling the same shit this girl I used to date when I was 14 would pull on me and let me stick it in her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin, a dream now but one that came at a time that I was too young to appreciate the beauty of anal sex and I just wanted to fuck a vagina, but I am not the wardrobe dude or the guy at Disney who told Miley to wear a skirt short enough for the front row of her performance because important people were sitting in the front row. I am talking about perverted producers who have been allocating lots of money into the Miley Cyrus empire and who haven’t even had a one on one session with her yet because her handlers don’t want to give them what they want and end the money train, but instead string them along like an amateur teen model site that never shows the girl’s vagina because they know we keep coming back for more in hopes of seeing it.

Either way, she wore a short skirt at some performance, and you can make something out of her crotch in these pics, but not as much as you’d probably like, but that’s just because you’ll only be happy when you see your pathetic dick up in this.

Bonus - Some More of her Personal Cellphone Pics….

I actually got hate mail for yesterday’s post on Aubrey O’Day being a D-List nothing who no one will give a fuck about when Making of the Band 4 comes out but that she’ll have a good career of being a useless whore now that guys everywhere want to fuck her.

I admit that I didn’t do much research on the band or Aubrey before making those claims, but that’s just because I have better things to do with my time, like take shits, or wait until I have to shit, or pretty much anything involving shit, because this band is shit and I have made it a point to not bother with shit that I know won’t be around in a few months, because I just can’t handle the loss once I am emotionally attached. It’s kinda the same reason I dumped my girlfriend who was diagnosed with breast cancer, even though we were madly in love and talking about marriage and starting a family back when I was bright eyed in my early 20s and working a decent job with a lot of room for career advancement despite being uneducated, this was before I got into this whole mess with the bitch I actually married. It turns out I made a mistake in walking out because my ex ended up living, landing an great job and lives the life of luxury and won’t give me the time of day, even though I found her on facebook, I guess people don’t like it when their partners walk out of them in times of terminal disease, but that doesn’t matter.

What does matter, is that this asshole goes off on me about how Danity Kane have a number 1 song, about how talented the group is and how they have staying power, so when video came in, I had no choice but to watch it and post it.

This is not talent, this is not good, it is some garbage produced with a handful of wishful thinking talentless whores who don’t deserve success but answered a casting call on a dream and just happened to be the best of the shit and that’s the equivalent of fucking the hottest retarded girl at the retard home, bitch is still handicapped just a little less handicap than the others.

The fact that this works is a testament of how the public is easily manipulated by TV but the truth is they were promoting on Kimmel, so I guess that doesn’t really count, since it’s not real TV. It’s more like the Danity Kane of late night TV. I’d still fuck Aubrey and the rest of them, but I also fucked my wife recently, so I guess that proves I’d fuck anything but in my wife’s defense, the sounds she makes when she shits sound better than Danity Kane…..I’ll stop now.

Here is Randy Jackson taking advantage of a mentally unstable Paula Abdul and convincing her to perform on his new record because he needs all the help he can get and Paula doesn’t really know what day it is so when Randy gave her the lyrics and showed her the dance moves her glazed over eyes lit up and this lip syncing kicked in and this is the miserable outcome.