I said that Girls Aloud are useless and that no one gives a fuck about them, but after seeing this pictures I realized that I jumped the gun and didn’t realize that their performance is one that can be jerked off to.

Girls Aloud probably have one of the worst stripping acts out there, mainly because they don’t actually get naked and because they do it to the shittiest songs but the one thing they have going for them is Cheryl Tweedy Cole, who despite having the shittiest prison tattoos , she’s got it going on.

Someone told me to stay positive today, just not HIV positive because I am struggling with a horrible hangover from going to a bar that had a 50 dollar minimum for credit cards and my asshole friend only had a stolen credit card to fund our night so after the 2 beers for 2 dollars special, we each drank about 40 beers and I feel kinda dirty today, it’s not unlike other days because I always feel dirty but it’s also a Friday before a long weekend and I can only assume no one is reading this site, which is also not unlike other days, because no one every reads this site, so I guess I am just being a bitch.

Speaking of bitch, here’s my favorite UK performer performing.

I have said it before and I will say it again because I think that this message needs to get across to the public more than it already has and that is that I love leotards. They are one of the few pieces of clothing that touch the tits, ass and pussy at the same time and that’s more skills than you have. I know that isn’t saying much but it’s saying something.

I remember when I first got with a girl in the 90s who was wearing a bodysuit and since I never really spent all that much time with ballerinas and gymnasts, I didn’t know what the fuck to do when trying to get into her panties. I was like reaching down her pants and couldn’t find an entry point. Eventually I figured out that shit had snaps in the crotch and I worked my way in, too bad she was asleep, I am sure she would have loved it as much as I did.

That doesn’t change the fact that Beyonce is thick as fuck and should be running on the treadmill a little more than emotionally eating every time her boyfriend goes on tour with the younger/hotter model, but I still think she’s worth wallet fucking because this bitch is rich, even if her time to shine has left us and her future takes more of the shape of a fat Gospel singer. At least she’ll always have God on her side.

What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

Here are some boring fucking pictures that I am posting because they were sent into the site from one of you and I am all for posting pictures that you send in because it means no one else has this shit, and in this case I literally mean shit. Not because of Kanye’s skin color, but because Kanye West performing at some In Touch party where he tried to get some groupie to rub his head and rolled in after rockin’ out with Maroon 5 at some other party so he apparently sucked and I don’t really give a fuck…. because he bores me.

Reality is that I am way more into seeing pictures of your girlfriend naked, showering, shaving her cooch, flashing her tits, wearing a bikini, than seeing some hip hop recording artist performing…but since I am slow fucking moving today, we’ll start the day with this and since you don’t have a girlfriend, we’ll prevent a lot of emails of girls you find on amateur sites that you pretend are your girlfriend because you think it will impress me and by a lot of emails I mean 1 email because I have no readers… Cuddles.

Nothing says I am a piece of Florida trash that would have become a stripper if my dad let me because being a stripper has been my dream for my entire cheesy slut life that when I sit alone in my room I put on assless pants and pretend that I was rocking the pole until I realized that if I became a talentless hack of a popstar with my dad’s money funding my career, I can do my stripper routine in my assless pants on stage for lots of people to see that my fat ass is less fat than it was when I started to live my fucking dream. It’s actually a typical situation for a girl who no one wanted to fuck because they thought she was worth fucking, but instead fucked her because her dad is a fucking legend in the WWF, which may not be saying much, but I know some of you would still let Hulk Hogan give you a hot oil massage, not because you are gay, but because you are lonely and human touch is something you’re yearning for….Either way, always being second lead her to emotional eating that turned her fat until she realized that she could make a name for herself and started to hit the fucking treadmill and that is my theory on this slut.

I posted THESE pictures of Britney performing in Vegas that were taken from some dude’s camera phone. I came across these better quality pictures that I think are staged and taken by a professional to look like shitty quality pictures that were leaked to the internet, because fucking with the media and tricking the general population into thinking some intentional out of focus picture was taken by a crazed fan when bitch was performing, when in reality she’s posing before the show as a publicity stunt.

I don’t generally mistrust the media and think I am being lied to and that I should start a site to out the lies, but I do know that I had a girl who reads the site go to the show and bitch was so scrubbed down by security that I think she had an orgasm. I’m talking no phones, cameras or pad and paper to do artist renditions of the show….

Either way, I’ll post them anyway because after all that’s happened to Britney, I think she deserves the extra coverage, even if it’s just for 10 assholes like you, I am still doing my part….

I guess what’s funny to me, isn’t funny to everyone and what is hot to me isn’t what’s hot to everyone. These pictures have been floating around the last couple of days and are really funny because it makes me think this girl thinks she needs to dress like this to get fans and they are definitely hot because if you look closely you’ll realize she’s half naked.

I have a thing for one-piece outfits, where the bottoms and the tops are connected. This is Rhianna performing in that kinda one-piece dancer outfit that American Apparel is pumping out and hipsters are eating up. I don’t know where my love for these came from, but I am thinking it was probably when I was supposed to be in college, but was too busy drinking and living on the streets, but all the hot girls I’d see in the park and walking around and sitting on campus would be wearing body suits, that shit was all the rage and these bathing suit, spandex things on, tucked into a hot pair of light colored tapered jeans wered behind any girl showing off their body, and by body I mean boobs. In a way, the bodysuit was the gateway from cheesy early nineties over-sized t-shrts and turtle necks to HOT nipple exposing shirts we see today, in a way it is responsible for this site, without any slutty shirts, I would have nothing to write about.

I guess this post isn’t really what I expected it to be, but going back and editing it would be a waste of time considering I have 10 readers and these pics over-shadow what I write…..

Speaking of over-shadowing what I do, it’s that festive time of year so I am thinking of stealing a tree for my wife from one of these x-mas tree vendors down the street. I suggest you do the same, because buying a dead tree off a drunk guy seems like a bit of a scam. Like buying lactose from a south american claiming the shit is Columbia Gold. That analogy made no sense, but keeping in the theme of no-looking back…I bet you regret reading this … CUDDLES.