I was not paying attention to much yesterday because I was in recovery mode, so I only heard this story at 3 am when I woke up from some night terrors that involved transexuals. I am not sure it if means I am gay or into transexuals, but I was definitely having sex with a man with a vagina or a woman with a man’s face and it’s thrown me off a bit today. The good news is that I wasn’t hard when I woke up, morning erections are a thing of the past, I thought it was because I am not 16 anymore, but it turns out it’s because I am depressed.

Either way, here is a video of Amy Winehouse, someone who I find totally fucking hot because I am not unrealistic in my expectations. I don’t aim to find girls who look like these other celebrities in real life, you know, girls who have all their teeth, who are sober and who have nice faces that don’t look accidented, I realize that I am not in their league and I don’t even pay much notice to them, because they are a distraction from the real girls out there like Amy Winehouse who is pretty much a hotter, richer version of every girl I’ve ever bagged, which is too bad because without that bank account and angelic singing voice, she’d only have about a $25 blowjob street value, and that’s almost affordable.

In this video, she’s doing drugs and making racial slurs that people are trying to use to ruin her career because they assume that dropping the word nigger, gook, nip, gay, retard is really going to throw her nigger, gook, nip, gay, retarded fans into not buying her albums. The point is that it’s just some kid song from the playground like “catch a nigger by the toe” and her saying it’s got nothing to do with her actually being a racist or believing it because let’s face it, racial slurs coming from a Jew is kinda like a white chick cleaning a house for a Filipino family, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, because I got no idea where I am going with that, but I am trying to say that it is a pot calling the kettle black situation because a Jew dropping hateful racist slang on anyone is acceptable because the nigger, gooks, nips, gays and retards probably hate jews more than this Winehouse jew hates them and just the other day, when rolling by the retard home, I saw 3 waterheads doing the Nazi Salute, I think they could have been out for activity hour and were just stretching like a retard, but it looked pretty suspect.

Either way, her husband is an asshole for releasing this harmless shit, but they are crackheads and do crazy things so along with the video - some personal pics were also leaked and lucky for me, there are nipples in them so now my Amy Winehouse masturbation hour has new content.

I still get hate mail every couple of days for calling this product of Disney a little slut who is lying to us because she doesn’t want it to ruin her career. So while she’s tingling in the pants to show all the cute boys in her class or neighborhood all the really exciting things the produces of Disney taught her how to do with her mouth every time she went to their office after hours to collect her paycheck and talk about future mutually beneficial endeavors, she has to pretend that she’s a church goer and when she’s retaining her virginity because it’s in her contract with Disney, she’s letting homies do her up the ass because it’s the grey area that won’t get her fired and taking slutty pics of herself for her internet boyfriends.

These are the pics and I am posting them because they aren’t naked and won’t get me arrested. It’s news motherfuckers, just call me Annie Lebovitz…because it’s safe to say that those half naked pics she took of Miley were Miley’s idea.

If you don’t know who Diablo Cody is, her story goes like this. She was an internet loser who would spend her nights trying to find like-minded losers because no one locally understood her, at least according to her, when in reality they just thought she was a fucking loser and eventually moved away to be with her internet boyfriend, marry him and be a stepmother to his baby, because that’s what stable people do.

As a statement to the world condition, or in efforts of being ironic or interesting, this Rockabilly, Pin Up Girl poser who takes herself too seriously, decides to strip. Not knowing that she has no business being naked in front of crowds to begin with and really has no business getting paid to be naked in from of a crowd, because the constant encouragement from her like-minded internet friends lead her to believe that she did.

She ended up doing it full time, because I guess working in the midwest and in some busted down barn stripclub where the other women weigh 300 pounds and have one tooth and a hot pair of cut off overalls and a baby cow to milk as part of their routine, allowed Diablo Cody to feel the same acceptance and reassurance as the hottest girl that she got from her blog…

Either way, she had a blog, was recruited to write a book because some publisher liked her intelligent, sarcastic take on the world, like most internet girls and that lead her from the world of an internet loser to an academy award winner because everyone fell in love with her…..because the average person lacks major fucking substance and felt like they found what they were missing in her Gilmore Girls writing for the losers out there because she is the same girl you laughed at in high school….

Either way, these are her personal pics that pretty much sum all that up and show off her pretty shitty tits that I didn’t fall in love with like the world fell in love with her…..but would still watch dyke out on the stripper pole in her living room, but that’s just because I know she’s that kind of girl and I’m a pervert….