This is the girl who was on the show Step by Step that I used to jerk off to because TGIF was my porn before the internet and Step by Step was one of my favorites but that’s just because I have a thing for extended families, you know with being a stepfather and all. If you don’t remember this shit, it was on every friday and a slutty Susanne Somers was married to Pat Duffy and had a bunch of kids and this Christine Lakin was one of them.

She’s in Paris Hilton’s new movie that I want to pretend doesn’t exist and she plays Paris Hilton’s ugly friend, which is a joke in and of itself because Paris Hilton isn’t hot and Lakin is. Paris reminds me of this pet bird I used to have that was missing an eye because the cat got at her, only my bird had a little more class and the only sleazy thing it did was shit in its cage, and never even considered sucking dick on camera, but to be fair to Paris, my bird never really had the opportunity…..

Either way, Lakin is in FHM in a bikini and you’ll want to fuck her on camera while Paris Hilton direct, but you’ll never have that chance, so masturbating to these pics may be the closest you’ll ever get and I am glad to be a part of it even though being part of your masturbating kinda makes me feel uncomfortable and even a little homo. Cuddles.