The only thing wrong with a 32 year old bitch going through a mid-life crisis is pretty much everything, what once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal or ejaculating on it, especially if you’re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. I am just saying that Cameron Diaz is like every other single 32 year old.

People like to be like everyone else. People are drawn to what other people are drawn to. There’s a comfort in group approval and thought that makes people happy. They get excited over the same popular song or movie, they think the same girls are hot, they are sheep but they are happy being a part of the herd because it’s not scary because there’s company with them there.

I always turned my back to what was popular, not by choice but because knowing that the masses were into something was enough to turn me off of it. I’d instantly think it was lame when it hit the mainstream. I was accused of being some asshole cynic who was pretentious and purposely did it to prove a point or to purposely be different, because they were sheep who assumed I cared about what people thought of me, because everyone has to care about what people think of you, that’s what our society is based on… So the world is all about living this constant cycle of fitting in and being liked and following the rules.

I have decided today that there is comfort in cliches. Lookin’ at these pictures of Cameron Diaz’s ass exposed in the wind make me think of a washed up has been who everyone wanted to fuck a few years ago, who’s biological clock is ticking and who dated a young dude who left her for new younger pussy, leaving her insecure and forced to workout to get back on the market and bad mouth him for having a small dick, because the small dick line is the girls best defense when a dude leaves her and now she’s flashing the world her ass hoping someone will accidentally throw a bucket of cum on her so that one sticks and knocks her up so that this single depressing life she’s living and hiding behind exaggerated clown faces ends and she can just settle down and be a normal 30 something year old with a bucket of cum dripping off of her……

Here are those pics.