Queen Latifah, like Precious and Mo’Nique prove that you can make it without actually having anything remotely appealing about you, because I guess hollywood execs like casting the fat, ugly, black chicks, cuz they are racist, while you rarely see the white equivalent on screen…It’s like the world can embrace fat chicks as long as they are black….and apparently as long as they aren’t in a fucking bikini, because this is the kind of thing I’d expect at my Cuban two star all inclusive Spring Break hotel I’d end up in because shit only costs 350 dollars and attracts the quality, not that I can afford 350 dollars, but you get what I am saying, and if you don’t you’re an idiot, because when I think of Spring Break, I forget that for every hot chick, there is an old fat bitch doing shots like she was a young chick….and today that happens to be Queen Latifah….unfortunately….unless this kind of shit turns you on like you’re some kind of racist thinking you’re a slave owner or some other twisted shit that gets girls like Latifah fucked….

Pics via Fame

Queen Latifah was out on the beach in Miami this past weekend for some lesbian getaway and she was seen with some topless girl who I can only assume she’s fucking.

Now, you can hate on this pig all you want, but she still gets more pussy than you, which isn’t saying much, since a dude in prison gets more pussy than you, and even though prison pussy usually involves getting dick violently shoved in your ass before getting beat the fuck up to keep the whole thing “straight”, but when you’re that lonely, it’s still nice to have that human contact even if it’s just for a minute and comes with the bloody asshole. If you know what I mean.

I guess what it comes down to is that as long as you’re famous, there will always be a steady stream of vagina headed your way and you don’t have to bother with the useless things in life like diet, exercise or making yourself look hot enough to fuck. The whole thing is pretty lazy, takes limited work, just the way Latifah likes it, unless of course it comes to eating, in which case she’s a marathon fucking runner….

Whoever said that big is beautiful was wrong and these pictures of Queen Latifah prove that, so does my wife when she runs around the house in her underwear. These pictures also prove the quality of floatation devices, because I know that if I was the poor fucker she was riding, I wouldn’t be holding up so well. I guess the good news for some of you sick fucks who don’t care how fat a chick is as long as she has tits, is that she’s not too embarrassed to get into a bathing despite, even though she should be.