Corey Haim’s dead. He’s had a lot of issues over the last 20 years and I’m actually surprised he’s lived this long, but that doesn’t make it not a sad situation, if anything it makes his entire life a sad situation and this was unfortunately expected…..He had an overdose and that’s just what happens when a motherfucker does drugs for so fucking long. It’s really just a fucking waste.
The only Corey Haim story I have was from 10 years ago, when he was really rock bottom, and living back in Montreal in a one room apartment that his mom paid for. It was before the whole “Two Coreys” show tried to revive his career / give him enough money to do all the drugs he wanted….My friend happened to live across the hall from him, and he’d come over at all hours of the night knocking, looking for cigarettes, he’d even go so far as to fish through my friend’s ashtray and role a cigarette from a bunch of half smoked cigarette…and my friend would get a kick out of the fact a teen actor from Lost Boys was cracked out on his couch rolling homeless man cigarettes until the novelty wore off and he had to stop answering Haim’s requests….
Crack takes over your fucking life forever and an addiction this deep and sick, selfish and like diamond is forever…a serious horrible thing that ruins lives and I guess so is Hollywood….
My thoughts seriously go out to his family who I am sure have aged and been struggling with this for so many years…watching someone slowly kill themselves is sad, and so is death whether it put a sick person out of his misery, or whether it is expected or not.
Some Model who is actually a stripper who wanted to be a model named Paula Sladewski who was 26 years old and in a Playboy video called the Ultimate Playmate Search back in 2003 was found burnt in a trash can , RIP Motherfucker, I guess she was hangin with the wrong crowd, as strippers tend to do or maybe just in the wrong place at the wrong time, like at a ghetto stripclub when a psychopath was there, but it confirms that the world is a sick fucking place.
I figured I’d post some pictures of her before she was burned beyond recognition….I hope they catch the killer who is probably her boyfriend and while they are lookin’ let’s celebrate her life….but I couldn’t find the video she was in..
It seems like just yesterday that Tila Tequila was pissing me off on Twitter. Where she turned her “Tila Army” on me and for 15 minutes trash flooded my inbox and then they moved onto their next Tila war. Tila is crazy. Seriously crazy. She’s lost her fucking mind and that’s why she’s on Twitter going off all the fucking time and wasting her abundance of free time now that people realize Myspace celebrity is not as marketable as they thought it was calling me names, I told her she should kill herself to stay relevant cuz her undeserved star was fading fast….I think only a handful of people even bothered watching her naked webcam show, which is when you know it is done, but instead she got engaged to an heir to Johnson & Johnson named Casey Johnson, who was found dead tonight, giving Tila another go at getting attention she doesn’t deserve, until people stop caring about Casey Johnson, because they never did, when she shoulda just taken my advice and killed herself instead of driving her “Fiance” to it. Rodents on society like Tila Tequila deserve to be exterminated….
And Now Some Tila Tequila Inconsitant Tweets Asking For Privacy Yet Writing Bullshit like “We Will Marry In Heaven”…Crazy fucking cunt…She also says she got word Casey Johnson was in a Coma, pretty accurate considering she’s been dead since Dec 29 and Tila had no idea, they were not engaged there is no way. It was a joke, a joke we hope puts TILA over the edge..
Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family
This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking tim
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
RIP Motherfucker – Casey Johnson – I would have killed myself if I was stuck with Tila Tequila too…. I made you a tribute video….you were too young to go and now you are in heaven where Tila can’t come and ruin you anymore….crazy rich kids and their crazy lives…what a waste…. and here are the stepLINKS….also a waste…
So DJ AM is dead. For those of you who read the site, he’s been someone I constantly rag on. I’ve met the dude a handful of times and he was always surprisingly cool with me, except for maybe twice where he pretty much told me to fuck myself and told people I know he hated me, but overall, it’s understandable. I always pulled stupid stunts on him over the internet.
Just last week I was ripping into his ugly girlfriend on Facebook who he reportedly broke up with and spiraled into a depression over and now he’s gone and killed himself or at least allegedly killed himself, even after survivng a plane crash, a drug adiction, obesity and an attempted suicide, making millions along the way.
On a sidenote, DJ AM was filming his own intervention type show, so the fact that this is drug related is so fucked up…..
My DJ AM relationship started back in 2004 when I first started the site and he did this interview with me:
Stepfather: So what’s the deal with DJs, why does every girl want a piece of the DJ?
DJ AM: DJs rule… Every girl wants to bone us cause we are the center of attention… And that’s what every girl wants to be.
Stepfather: You used to be fat, I am fat, is life really that much better being thin? Do girls appreciate a fat man, or is your life that much better now that you aren’t fat?
DJ AM: I hated being fat. I miss knocking back a rack of ribs and bakers dozen of Krispie Kremes for a snack but I like being thin for once…
Stepfather: Rumor is that when you lose a lot of weight, your penis gets bigger, is that true?
DJ AM: Yes, my penis has gotten bigger.
Stepfather: I am a fat man and I am scared to sleep with fat women for 2 main reasons, first because fat is disgusting and second because fat gets in the way of sex and I am scared I won’t be able to penetrate fully, how do you feel about sex with fat chicks?
DJ AM: I have a friend who is skinny and he only fucks fat girls. I think he likes the padding and feeling like hes doing some kinky shit. Thing is, your right. If the chick is THAT fat you can’t dig it all the way in cause there are rolls blocking you.
Stepfather: When it comes to sex, what’s the craziest thing you have done, what do you brad to your boys about?
DJ AM: I used to slap the shit out of this one girl who LOVED to be smacked in the face. I’m not much of a bragger anymore though. I grew old and just like it normal.
Stepfather: How much drugs funnel through the clubs you play at, because I once hung out with a stripper, we were sitting next to each other on the bus and she was telling me that clubs have so many drugs…I once did an 8-ball of crystal in a trailer park in Dallas, that’s actually where my blog started. How do you feel about drugs and what is your drug of choice.
DJ AM: Drugs RULE! I used to be a crack head for about 2 years. Nothing is more fun then being so wasted you throw up on yourself at 9:45am on your way to downtown LA to buy crack rocks from the mouth of a 12 year old Mexican kid. Drugs are all over the clubs I DJ. I just like sitting back and watching people learn the hard way.
Stepfather: Would you sleep with your stepdaughter/stepsister if she was really hot? If you said no, would you rethink it if you only met her when she was legal or if she was only in your life for a couple of years?
DJ AM: I would not bone my step ANYTHING. That’s just too damn funky and close to home… Well, if she was Adriana Lima then yes.. but only in the ass.
Stepfather: Do you feel that your music is being overshadowed by your celebrity acquaintances, friends, and lovers?
DJ AM: No.
Stepfather: How do you feel about providing us with some random gossip that no one will read, but you feel you need to get off your chest and what’s the deal with celebrity obsession, I like to pretend I care about celebrity, but I only do it for traffic to the site.
DJ AM: Hmmmmmm… gotta think about that…
Stepfather: I am an alcoholic, and I like to drink everything, including rubbing alcohol and tang, what is your drink of choice?
DJ AM: I am a sober recovering alkie… I aint had a drink in 7 years.
Stepfather: What are the chances that you would put me on permanent guestlist to all your events?
DJ AM: Slim to none cause there is no permanent guest list. But, if you give me a reach around in the booth I may get you in to 1 club.
Stepfather: Could you hook me up with naked pics of celebrities, it seems to really drive a lot of traffic to my site and I would really appreciate it, no one would know it is from you.I am thinking a DJ AM sex tape or something, is that likely?
DJ AM: Not a good look for you, got no pics
Stepfather: Who are your musical influences? What kind of music do you dig? What type of music do you play? What gets your dancefloor bumping?
DJ AM: I am strongly influnced by the music of David Hasselhoff. What a voice on that stunning man.
Stepfather: Are you going to pimp the expression that’s porno in LA, I think you have the visibility to make this the next big expression, you down?
DJ AM: It could be… but my girl is not feeling that word. I gotta break it in slowly.
Stepfather: I once saw a picture of you in high-end streetwear, have you always supported streetwear? How do you feel about the popularity of the homeless look, I remember when it was limited to people like me, who actually used food stamps while the hottest thing was Brandon Walsh from 90210…
When his Nicole Richie relationship broke and my site was the top result for DJ AM, he hit me up asking me to remove the shit. I went along with it and as he got more and more famous, he started answering me less and less, but when he came to Montreal invited me to come out to his party where I was carted around with Nicole Richie drinking free booze all night.
Then a few months later, I emailed him saying Nicole Richie is a whore who cheated on him with Steve-O and that’s when he stopped acknowledging me completely.
So being the internet asshole I am, I spent the next 4 years busting his balls, teasing him, sending him stupid emails, being an overall pain in the ass and he just constantly ignored me. He’d come to Montreal, I’d go to the events, he’d tell people he hated my site and then this year, on Twitter, I finally got him to laugh at a few of my jokes and I hope that he got the whole thing was just fuckin’ jokes and didn’t stem from actual hatred…I figure if you’re out there, you’re a target or some shit and I know people out there are expecting me to have a field day with this, but I won’t, because he was an easy target in life for what he did with his DJ talent, but not really into continuing it now that he’s dead.
Either way, I do feel sad for the dude, he’s been through a lot and accomplished a lot and is really well respected and loved. I feel sad that the DJ AM jokes have to end and aren’t funny anymore, but I can honestly say I was glad to have met the dude the times that I did and despite deserving to get shanked for some of the shit I pulled, he would always shake my hand while shaking his head in disappointment and I always got a kick out of that shit.
So RIP Motherfucker.
Here’s a video of him celebrating his bday this year….
I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years.
Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era. He’s been a huge part of everyone’s life.
I predict he knew this was going to happen, that’s why he sorted out that concert to cash all he could and I just hope you all get a fuckin’ refund, because apparently he won’t be showin up.
RIP Motherfucker to one of the world’s most influential, insane, misunderstood talents, no, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about Michael Jackson.
On a sidenote I love how the TMZ dude is getting emotional and choked up when reporting this. Maybe he wishes he was one of Jackson’s little boy…
I can’t makes jokes about a sex icon who dies, especially when it all started with anal, sure it was anal cancer, but any girl down with anal is a friend of mine, even if it kills her.
It is definitely an end of an era so RIP Motherfucker….and here’s a picture of her making the wrong food choices that may lead to varioius ass cancers….
I want a full fuckin’ investigation on this shit, Ed McMahon’s been murdered and I’m not talking by God. He’s only 86 and 86 is the new “old as shit”, but I think it was done by a motherfucker who still resents him from that Publisher’s Clearance house “You just won 10 million dollars” mail-in scam…that tricked idiots into buying books in exchange for a dream McMahon would show up on their doorstep, or maybe he was killed by Britney Spears, because she blames him for her whole crazy shit cuz he touched her in the dressing room or something,
Or Justin Timberlake who still resents him for losing…..
I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never.
But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm. He was 75. He had a good life. He was fat. He probably would have lived another 10 years if he ate a little less, exercised a little more, advice I don’t give my wife, because she’s seen her prime and I feel it’s time for her to say goodbye to this mean world.
Either way, here’s some youtube videos of him, to remind you who he is, in the event you forgot.
Here he is on Dean Martin’s Show….
Here he is with Dean Martin Again
Here he is as Pizze The Hut in Spanish
Here he is with Dom DeLuise on Johnny Carson’s Show…
John Travolta has a 16 year old son who has been reported to have autism and some Kawasaki Syndrome that fucks up his heart and makes him ride motorcycles, that brings on seizures and it turns out that he had one in the Bahamas where the family was celebrating New Years and may or may not have hit his head on the bath tub he may or may not have been masturbating in and died.
I was 16 once and the majority of it was spent masturbating so don’t get mad at me for fuckin’ up the facts. I know that I blame scientology but I mean that’s just obvious and the whole thing is a pretty shitty thing to have happen especially when ringing in a New Year, but if Travolta followed his heart and lived the gay life he was destined for, instead of this closet-case shit, none of this would have happened.
But that doesn’t stop the hurt he’s feeling from this premature loss, so RIP motherfucker. My heart goes out to Kelly Preston in these very sad times because I used to find her hot before she was polluted, and I am sure many sad years are ahead of her, unless of course this was a scientology sacrifice that was planned, in which case, you should go to jail. Let’s hope justice is served.
I was listening to the radio the last 4 days trying to get into the Christmas Spirit and this Santa Baby shit would hit every couple hours and I listened to the words and couldn’t believe how materialistic shit was. She was looking for a duplex, checks, a deed to a platinum mine, she wanted Santa to trim her Christmas Tree, which I assumed she meant her cunt, with TIffany, and the whole thing offended me. I figured what kind of message was this bringing to the women of generations, putting ridiculous pressure on their boyfriends and husbands to spoil them, and the whole thing pissed me off and while I was freaking out at this bitch for doing this to the men around the world, she was busy dying.
Her name was Eartha Kitt, she was 81 and she lost her battle to cancer on Christmas Day which I guess is the opposite of a Christmas Miracle, but appropriate since Christmas gave her a career and made her and her song a legend, might as well ask Santa Baby for death and put you out of your misery when you’ve reached the end of the road and after he’s already given you pretty much everything else you ever wanted by letting you use his name and image in a song without asking for any royalties, while letting you become rich off the shit. Either way, RIP Motherfucker is well deserved for this OG (original gold digger).
Rockabilly Pin-up Alternative Model Fat Chicks are probably not getitng out of bed today, mourning the soon to be loss of their idol, the God of their movement, the girl who inspired them to wear Corets, Vintage Lingerie and cut their bangs short and stupid, the one and only Bettie Page, who up until today, I thought was already dead, is about to die.
I am kinda upset that she is still alive and that I was wrong in thinking that she was already dead because a few years ago, I went through a phase where I’d only jerk off to nude pics of dead chicks, because some crazy part of me thought their spirit would be watching and that I wouldn’t be jerking off alone. I spent a solid 2 months on this kick and occassionally was jerking off to what I thought was a Betty Page’s dead pussy when it was in it’s 1950s prime, when I was really jerking off to some alive and well grandmother’s not quite dead pussy when it was in it’s prime and her spirit wasn’t in the room with me, but in some retirement community playing shuffle board. I feel like the 3 orgasms I’ve had over this bitch, thinking I was being all naughty with her and shit, were lies and I can’t get them back.
I hate you Bettie Page for robbing me of those orgasms, you were dead to me long ago, but here’s an R.I.P. motherfucker in advance.
I guess she deserves some thanks for being the leader of girls getting naked for money and without her being there willing to sacrifice her dignity for male attention and money, who knows what other slut of her time would have stepped in to lead the way. I guess we’d need Bill and Ted to figure that out and should appreciate her efforts to in innovating porn.
Here are some videos of her hot 1950s tits and remember you’ve always got Dita Von Teese’s shitty Betty Page Impersonation anytime you want to reconnect.
Jennifer Hudson didn’t die, her mother and her brother did. They were found shot to death in what police think is a domestic dispute. I can only assume Jennifer Hudson is destroyed by this and it probably wouldn’t be right to crack any black people die in the ghetto jokes, especially considering these black folk are rich.
According to the Chicago Tribune, a 7-year-old boy named Julian King is missing. Police would not say whether he is a relative of the actress. They are also looking for a white 1994 Chevrolet Suburban with Illinois license plate No. X584859 or a teal Chrysler Concorde four-door with the left front headlight hanging down
A 1994? This girl’s won an Oscar and has hit songs, couldn’t they get a newer car? But I guess that’s not really a major concern, considering her family was just murdered…and she is now an orphan.
So i if you see those cars, call the police….not that anyone who reads this site leaves their house, but I just felt it was my duty to throw it out there…
RIP motherfuckers, it’s a sad day for my Dreamgirl and there’s nothing funny about this kind of thing, this will destroy her, let’s hope her faith gets her through this, because she is really big on God, and I assume, she feels like God has let her down, and that usually leads to some major self destruction and/or suicide because her life is pretty much over and she will need lots of therapy to get through this, so let’s hope she survives.
On a side note, police are looking for William Barfour, Balfour listed Hudson’s mother’s address as a place of residence within the last year. According to the Illinois Department of Corrections website, Balfour is currently on parole after serving jail time for attempted murder.
Note to self, don’t let an attempted murderer move into my home, because it may end in murder.
This is a crazy story, a sad story and I hope they get the fucker and give him the death sentence, only instead of lethal injection or the chair, they have Hudson smother him with her big ol’ tits, cuz used the wrong way, those things are lethal…and if they do, let’s hope they videotape it because it may revolutionize porn.
Soul Legend, Grammy and Academy Award Winner, Shaft and Chef from South Park was found dead next to a running treadmill yesterday at around 1 pm. This provides further evidence to any of the haters who I argue with daily when they try to tell me that I need to exercise and that it is good for me and that maybe they should tell Hayes’ family and friends their theory on fitness, while I stick to being 300 pounds knowing that exercising will kill me, as I get fatter and fatter leading to diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease and pre-mature death.
I guess I can blame you South Park fans, if there are any of you still out there, who wished death upon Isaac Hayes for leaving the show after they made fun of Scientology so just know that you made this happen and that you are a muderer so next time you say “I hope he dies” or “I wish he was dead” realize the power that entails and use it towards good and by good I mean against the cast of The Hills.
RIP Motherfucker. Now let’s start this motherfuckin’ day….
Comedian Bernie Mac died at 50 and I didn’t kill him, but Pneumonia (AIDS) did. I think 50 is too young to die but the good news is that he has worked his way out of the gutter and created a pretty mainstream career that made him a lot of money and that got his work out there.
He started in the ’70s. He’s made his impact. He is respected and loved in the community and an inspiration to poor black kids from the projects everywhere and he will be remembered by his many fans and followers and that’s more than we can say for any of us when we die….because no one cares about us.
Now I don’t know anything about Bernie Mac, but in 2007 he made this joke…..
“I’m going to still do my producing, my films, but I want to enjoy my life a little bit,” …
So, I guess he does dark comedy. The truth is that death sucks, so RIP Motherfucker.
Here are the Top 3 Bernie Mac Comedic Moments in History that I could Find in 3 Minutes
Bernie Mac on Def Jam Comedy
Bernie Mac on Def Jam Comedy Again
Bernie Mac in House Party 3 with Kid and Play
Even though this could all be a publicity stunt for Cedric the Entertainer (who is fat enough to be the first King of Comedy to Die) and Steve Harvey, but if it is true, then my heart goes out to his family.
Now his kid, who is 30 won’t have a dad anymore and will now really fit in nicely with her friends from her old neighborhood who have never had a dad, but jokes aside, shit still sucks.
So this may be old news, Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova killed herself by jumping off the 9th floor of her Manhatten apartment yesterday afternoon. They say that it could have something to do with the Russian mob because they are fucking crazy, but it is most likely a suicide from a broken heart. Every Russian that I have ever met has always been a little off, I always blamed communism and the everyman is the working class, with rationed bread, poor living conditions, state issued clothes that everyone wore, like being raised in some kind of prison, but I never went to Russia and it was all speculation. They always seemed willing to hurt other people, but never themselves.
Now I don’t know this chick, but she was fucking successful and maybe she was taken away from her family too young, or maybe she couldn’t adapt to going from a life in hell and poverty to a life of Glizt and Glamor, while all she really anted was her her mother’s home cooked Borshch, but put up with the day to day shit of being a model to not let her family who she was sending her money back home to. Maybe it was drugs or too much pressure on herself or maybe it was a broken heart. But Russians are known to strong and to have no emotions are are too busy getting the job done, training for olympic sports, modeling or doing eveything in their power to get the fuck out of Russia like becoming mail order brides and you’d think that Ruslana was living the dream, but I guess sometimes the only way to stop the demons in your head or your unhappiness is off yourself. Suicide is for pussies, and it’s pretty fuckin’ sad especially when it’s a a beautiful successful girl who had her life ahead of her, and the cast of The Hills or some fat chick who is sad because no one really cares about, because the world has enough fat chicks and can do with one less.
Either way, I feel like I have lost one of my own, not because I am a model, but because I like to masturbate to picture of models. Ruslana Korhunova, RIP Motherfucker.
Geraldo stayed classy by airing footage of her dead body because dude will do anything to get people watching his shit:
