Hip Hop Mogul and Adult Lisp Enthusiast Russell Simmons was out in a bikini and he pulled a groupie sluts tit out of her bikini and it’s really not that big of a deal. I mean every chance I get to pull an unsuspecting girl’s tit out of whatever she’s wearing I take, and being Russell Simmons pretty much means he can get away with this shit everywhere he goes and there’s nothing wrong with that, because unlike me, the girls embrace that shit and run to the family and friends to brag about how they met him at the beach and how he liked them so much he pulled their tit out, while I just get beat up by their boyfriends or kicked out of the club or bar or coffee shop I am at when I pull those kinds of stunts. I like to think of it as my own version of Turrets, whenever a hot tit is in my face, it’s almost impossible to not grab it, I probably need therapy, but I don’t think it’s anything I have to change….

The real issue is that why shouldn’t Russell Simmons do this to random people. It’s not like her intentions in talking or hanging with him are anything sincere, she’s an opportunist and an opportunist needs to be put in her place, let’s just hope Russell Simmons didn’t stop at pullin her tit out and got a blow job or anal out of all this….

So there’s some confusion about who this bitch is. She’s been in South Beach with Russel Simmons’ and his kids the last couple days and some people are saying her name is Porschla Coleman, others say it’s Denise Vasi, but reality is it doesn’t matter, because girls in bikinis have no names they are just half naked bodies and because she’s just the fucking babysitter.

It’s nice to see that the older and richer you get, the younger and hotter the pussy magically becomes, and by magic I mean hot chicks are gold digging whores who don’t mind dating old cock if shit buys them designer clothes or allows them to sit on the beach all day ordering cocktails, like her life is a fucking vacation, just because she fucks. So if you’re a girl and you fuck and you’re reading this from your office where you get paid 35k a year, you’re doing something seriously wrong.

If you’re wondering what Russell Simmons did right to become rich, it’s simple, his lisp. That shit caused him heartache and shame growing up by constantly being teased for speaking like a 4 year old when he was 16, making him realize he had to do something big with his life to get the people to stop laughng at him. What he didn’t realize is that he may have the last laugh because of his bank account, but people are still getting constant entertainment from his adult lisp because shit’s funny. None of that really matters though cuz he’s using that tongue on this piece of ass, while your using your tongue to lick the cum off your hand after you jerk off, and yes, that makes you gay.

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