Every city has their own gang of fucking weirdos that everyone knows. You know the kind of people who are pretty much homeless and wander the streets that have their own little song and dance that make them a fucking staple in the community, but not necessarily someone you’d hug or touch and I’m a pretty dirty motherfucker who usually doesn’t care about these things….

Well, New York has their own weirdo who is known in Hollywood as Radioman. He gets on movie sets, he was the inspiration behind “The Fisher King”, he’s been cameo in many movies, and he even went to the Oscars, but shit still doesn’t make hime someone I’d fucking touch.

But I guess after marrying Jesse James, Sandra Bullock doesn’t care so much about germs. You know since his ex-wife was a dirty pornstar….Janine….Pretty much the worst whore out there…or maybe Sandra Bullock just doesn’t want to look like a cunt snobbing out homeless people who inspired Acacdemy Award nominated movies this close to the Oscars

Pics via LFI

In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…

There is nothing less attractive than an insecure girl, except for maybe a fat girl, but for the most part seeing insecure chicks turns me off so much that bitch grows a penis in my imagination and becomes off limits even when I am drunk.

I am not talking about insecurity on an emotional level, where she is looking for acceptance and love through suckin’ dick, I am talking insecure about her body so that she doesn’t get naked, wears t-shirts to the beach and makes you fuck her with the lights off. And when you want to jump in the shower with her dumpy body you’ve learned to accept because it is fucking you and that’s better than all the other girls who aren’t fucking you, she turns you away and asks for privacy because she doesn’t like you seeing her from uncomplimentary angles. It even happens with skinny chicks and shit’s fuckin’ ugly, but not as ugly as Sandra Bullock, who we should all thank for covering herself up, because I am sure there’s nothing down there we want to see. Even her boyfriend/husband/mechanic is lookin’ at her surong thanking her for helping him forget what he is currently fucking to allow him to remember what he once was fucking.