If you aren’t sitting at home jerking off to hot young chicks half naked on So You Think You Can Dance and you are surfing the internet looking for post-pregnancy bikini pics of the woman who brought you the song “In the Arms of an Angel”, a song you are very familiar with because it runs through your head every time you jerk off while crying to yourself because you are the only person who loves you and because you know all your dead relatives are up there laughing at you in your moment of shame.

Either way, Sarah McLachlan, along with Dan Akroyd and my wife, prove that Canadians don’t do much more than sit around and eat bacon all day and these bikini pictures look like she’s been spending a little too much time behind the piano and not enough time doing squats with the piano, unless you consider the night she got knocked up, which probably involved a decent amount of bouncing on dick, not that I am one to talk, the internet has made me unable to do much more than make fun of fat asses I’d still like to fuck because my heart can handle the stain of doing much else…

I guess the good news in all this is that her belly button means business as it looks like it is screaming for her to cover the fuck up because it is self conscious about how big it is, something you have never really related to, if you know what I mean, which you do. Little penis man. Yes, I am talking to myself again, I’m pretty much the only person who listens to me.