I am sure these pictures of Paris Hilton in a see through have done their rounds already since they are a couple days old and that you’ve probably already forgotten about them and moved on, a lot like Paris Hilton’s vagina in everyday life, but her vagina always manages to find willing penis, so I figured these pictures would too.

I like how Paris Hilton is wearing a shirt that says Paris Hilton to remind everyone who she is. She’s like branding her nipples so that everyone remembers what she’s packing since the sex tape sales dropped the last 5 years when we all realized that we don’t give a fuck and that there’s a lot better amateur porn out there, porn where the girl knows how to fuck. Either way, the Paris Hilton shirt reminds me of the time I smeared shit all over my body in the shape of a T- shirt so that it looked like I was trendy in an earth tone Polo to remind everyone that I smell like shit and that I’m fucking disgusting…..it worked but I think I got the flesh eating virus because of it….I guess those are the consequences of playing with fire….kinda like the sensation every man has felt after having unprotected sex (the only kind of sex) with Paris.

I feel like I am slow moving today because my computer is slower than my wife’s metabolism, but I figure I’ll catch up eventually. Stay Tuned.

Aubrey O’Day is another slut who thinks she’s more important to the world than she actually is. She’s the kind of girl who catches her boyfriend watching some kind of Jenna Jameson porn and figures she can do that shit too, only instead of porn she does pop singing. She’s the kind of girl who all her life was told she was good enough to be the next Britney Spears but just couldn’t land a break until she saw the casting call from Making of the Band 3 - and then it all fell into place and by fall into to place I mean she’s got a D-List career that she tells herself is a stepping stone but will fizzle out as soon as Making of the Band 4 hits, but at least she knows to not wear bras to get more attention to herself. So maybe I’m wrong, maybe she’s here to stay, but that popularity or success won’t change the fact that she’s useless.

Bras are like outerwear now and sluts are paying big money for bras to wear as shirts under sheer shirts when they used to be something of function that few people actually saw. I guess since they are sluts, now bras are something of fashion and should give the world a taste of what they are convinced is their hot bodies. I am the kind of guy who hates bras, sure the shit makes tits look more full, bigger and gives the fuckers some serious cleavage, but I find all that a distraction of what’s actually worth lookin’ at and that’s hard nipples.

I don’t know when this whole wear lingerie as outerwear started, but I was at a party and saw some girl in some kind of lace corset the other day. I asked her why she was wearing her underwear as clothes, because everytime I go to the store in a pair of soiled underwear since I am too lazy to find pants to put on, I get dirty fuckin’ looks, but when she does the shit no one complains cuz she’s got big tits and guys just pretend they are sharing a private moment with her despite the fact that there are 1000s of people around them….and she just told me to fuck off and walked away.

The only real problem with her outfit was that she was wearing a bra under her see-through corset so that we wouldn’t be able to see her nipples. I figured if you’re going to wear it out in public, you gotta wear it how it’s meant to be worn. You shouldn’t do this half assed cover-up bullshit because you’re out in public, It is more of a fuckin’ headache and cock tease and makes me fucking hate you. It’s almost as bad as getting a stripper who has a g-string under her boy short underwear like some kind college girl who is insecure playing strip poker for the first time so she puts on the fuckin’ layers, only the stripper does it to keep the smells in.

I guess none of that really matters, and here’s Nicole Scherzinger in a see through top showing off her expensive bra intentionally……

I like Sienna Miller and I am not sure why. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s stuck in some kind of time warp and doesn’t realize that she’s not a hippie trying to protest the war while running through a wildflower field in her expensive designer hippie clothes and unwashed hair while liberally using her nipple for change, or maybe it’s because I know she’s some kind of party girl who probably takes it up the ass because she’s not anal in the bad way. Either way, I am hungover and this shit is peaceful to me, but then again, any girl in a see-through dress is therapy for the life I’m livin.

Her name is Patsy Kensit and she is a nobody who married the dude in Oasis when he was at the height of her career which pretty much means she’s still a nobody, because Oasis died a long time ago, but since she’s out and the paparazzi care enough to take pictures of her tits. I guess whenever I go out, which is almost never, and a girl shows me her tits I always try to get pictures of it. Unfortunately for me, it turns out that strip clubs don’t like cameras very much and beat you up for trying to capture the moment to share with your loved ones when they ask for what you’ve been up to…..

Either way, I guess she’s never given up and that’s something I like to tell strippers to keep their morale up, but usually only at the end of my lap dances when I’ve run out of money….but that’s just because I want them to keep on going….but they usually take it as some kind of inspirational words of wisdom that helps them live with themselves for being whores….whores who have now had their tits seen by less people that this Patsy Kensit character. I guess she’s like the Den Mother now…

I don’t know what I am talking about.

So Kristin Cavallari is the most recent victim of wearing a black shirt for high powered flashes and you can kind of make out her bra. I know this is a huge deal to you because that bra is so close to her tits that it’s pretty much touching her nipples and that’s something that you can’t even get to happen, even after introducing lots of alcohol and sedatives to your date.

That bra actually has a much better life than you have, not only does it get to play with her tits by tricking her into thinking it is a utility, but it also gets to spend the night on the floor after being ripped off by some dude and watch her get fucked from behind. I guess the realization that you are envious of a bra is a pretty depressing realization, but I think it’s inspirational because at least you know what you want out of life, even if it’ll never happen, but my bet is that there will be one old, ugly, useless bitch desperate enough to find you charming and she’ll let you play with her tits as long as you promise to give her a baby…

Here’s my new fetish because the internet has made me way too fuckin’ desensitized and it’s called Belly Button flashing. It’s kinda like when midriff tops made a comeback a decade ago, only more seductive since it’s not being made blatantly obvious. I feel like I’m in a Muslim country and I just got a glimpse skin on a girls leg where the socks and pants don’t meet and I am so hard because of my sexual repression that I am gong to go drive my car into a convenience store, because the browns even own convenience stores in their home countries, that’s how they got so good at it so they could take over here as their strategic entry point. So the next time you’re out buying a pack of smokes or a case of beer and a porn mag, realize that you are supporting terrorism and while you’re doing that, I am supporting Lohan’s decorative belly button see through moment.

Nothing makes me feel more like a lame virgin than posting pictures of girls in see through dresses. The reality of it is that that I don’t give a fuck about these bitches, or their nipples but I do it for you. At times I totally wish I was still a virgin, but those times only come out every couple months when I have a herpes outbreak or when my fat wife convinces me to take a viagra to try to pleasure her, even though my useless dick doesn’t even touch the walls of her really ridiculously big vagina.

This weekend was one of those sex weekends my wife makes me have every once in a while. It’s kind of how I earn my keep around here. I can usually get away with not fuckin’ her for months before her fat disgusting naked body slips viagra in my drink and have no choice. I guess we all have needs and my need is a roof over my head and her needs are oreos and the occasional fuck.

Either way, I saw shit coming the last 2 weeks and was putting it off until this weekend because there’s only so many headaches I can pretend to have. Now the key to fucking my wife is getting as drunk as possible so that i don’t know what I am doing, then take the pill get a boner about 10% of the time because even when drunk and on boner meds she’s still fucking disgusting and makes my dick crawl back inside me like a reverse erection. So I did her and rode her like a Bouncy Castle I haven’t recovered emotionally yet.

So here’s some nipple of some slut you don’t know and be happy that you are a virgin, because sometimes sex is the devil and I saw the devil face to face this weekend. Cuddles.

Here’s something that makes no sense, pictures of Jenna Jameson is a see through dress that isn’t even see through. It is something that you’d see your Aunt wear to your sweet 16, trying to look sexy for you without realizing that you’re a fuckin’ homo because sweet 16’s are for girls.

When you’re a pornstar who everyone has seen get fucked, you’d think showing a little nipple wouldn’t even register as being a fuckin’ issue. The reality is that if bitch showed up with a dick in her ass, one in her mouth and 2 in her cunt, it’d still be deemed appropriate because this is Jenna Jameson. Unfortunately Jenna Jameson doesn’t realize that because I guess she’s going through some kind of spiritual transformation that is turning into a donkey lookin’ motherfucker and here she is covering up those tits that have seen more loads than you’ve jerked out of yourself in your entire lifetime and we both know that’s a lot. Yes, I’ve been watching you.

Why do they make matching panty sets when no one ever wears them? The only bitches who wear matching sets seem to be strippers when on stage or old ladies trying to be sexy for their husbands or young girls who think they need to match everything, like the kind of girl who wears socks that are the same color as her shirt. It was big in the 90s.

Nothing says wild like wearing a pair of animal print panties, at least that’s what 40 year old bitches think, because it makes them feel like a wild girl and whenever they put them on they feel like their vagina’s are some kind of exotic animal, unfortunately my experience with animal print panties is that the only thing exotic is the smell. But to be fair, the bitches wearing them were pretty inexpensive and unshowered….they had better things to do….like turn tricks and crystal meth….

Either way, here is Abigail Clancy, some UK Model who was on the show Britain’s Next Top Model. She came in second but since she was dating a footballer - got more media attention than the actual winner, she went on to become a lingerie model and was busted doing cocaine and fuckin’ around with an ex boyfriend leading her footballer to drop her ass. Yes, I read wikipedia.

So I guess it’s natural for a cokewhore who is used to wearing lingerie to show up to an event in see-through dress intentionally, but not obvious enough, so that she can plead ignorance while knowing deep down inside that she wants more attention and the only way she knows how to get it is to show off the only thing that ever worked for her and that is a half naked body.

It’s like that time when this girl I knew wanted male attention because her dad wasn’t ever there for her growing up, so she every night she’d fuck a different dude, convincing herself that she wasn’t a slut and was a free, empowered, sex in the city type of woman, while all she really wanted was a man to love and respect her but instead ended up staring in numerous gang bang videos.

Miley Cyrus is taking over the world and it’s not with her big tits, it’s with her stupid lyrics and her country all american trash twang and here she is in a see-through shirt showing off her bra. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with today’s youth but it’s freaking me out. First the little Spears gets knocked up which usually means she’s fucking and letting dudes bust in her and the most recent rumor is that she’s offering her pussy up to other dudes now because she’s already pregnant and can’t get pregnant again and now Miley Cyrus is wearing a bra like she’s some kind of adult. I wonder if her dad approved of this or if he’s too busy in the basement trying to sort out another song to break free from being a one hit wonder with obnoxious hair.

I guess girls just wanna grow the fuck before their time and I know that you may not be complaining now while you anxiously await their sex tapes and nude pictures to hit while chatting up 15 year olds on Myspace hoping they fall in love with you and come visit you when they turn 18, like planting your seed, but wait until you have a daughter and she starts suckin’ dick in preschool because that’s the route we’re taking, I doubt you’ll be that into it, but then again I wouldn’t put it past you because based on the kind of readers I have, you are probably the one who taught her that trick. You sick fuck.

I guess the good news is that you’re the kind of guy no bitch would let knock up, not even the crazy fucking girls who just want anyone to knock them up and take it so far as to ask the homeless dude down the street for a sperm sample stay the fuck away from you and that’s probably a good thing for humanity….we don’t want more of you running around.

Point of this post is to say that I don’t find Miley all that good lookin’, sure she’s still a kid but you can tell by her teeth she’s going to stay pretty busted. I am interested in meeting her best friend Lesley, because I hear her name over and over in that stupid song so Lesley be my Valentine you are already such an integral part of my radio listening. That’s the end of this post. I know… FINALLY.

Here are some pictures of that troll Hayden Panettiere in a see-through shirt. At first I thought she was rockin’ a training bra but then I realized that her arms and shoulders are so big she’s actually stacked, and ready to wrestle. It’s like that time I was getting with a girl and she pulled out a 5 inch long dildo to use on herself and shit put my dick to shame, I just couldn’t compete so I went to the kitchen and emotionally ate all her food while she finished herself off. That may not be saying much about me, but it’s saying something similar to why skinny girls like fucking fat guys because it makes them feel skinny or why average girls hang with fat ugly chicks because it makes them seem hot, I am sure there are better examples of this but I’m too lazy to think. Fuck you.

Either way, this is barely a see through, so if you’re lovin’ it not only are you weird because it’s Hayden Panettiere and she’s not hot even for a live-action cartoon character, but also because that kind of delusion is what leads rapists to rape, you know the whole “she was wearing a short skirt and was asking for it, no means yes” rational. Someone should report you, unfortunately, I’m not that guy. I’m too lazy to worry about your problems.