I am pretty slow on this because I am pretty fucking hungover. I guess that’s what happens when you drink but drinking shouldn’t be an excuse for me because I try to always be drunk.

I decided that I want to do a video of doing things sober and proving that I can do the same task while drunk…like important shit like performing surgery on someone, operating heavy machinery and whatever else you consider important. I probably won’t do it because I hear the camera adds 10 pounds so I wouldn’t fit in the frame but lucky for you, Britney’s vagina does.

I am not going to write the standard shit about how it probably smells like cheetos or that she’s so dirty and gross because I don’t care what people say and it looks pretty nice and well contained to me and because I am sure the women reading this have way grosser shit going on in their pants and have probably had a lot more unprotected cock than Britney ever has, but you just don’t realize that you’re a slut because you don’t want to admit that shit to yourself and because all your friends are sluts too and because you let the guys wine and dine you while the whole world isn’t watching you so you think you have self-respect. But we know what’s really going on with your meaty fucking junk.

I overheard some chick ranting about Britney replacing the words to the song “Gimme More” with “I’m a Whore”, I felt like my brain had just been raped by her bad joke that she thinks is genius and probably dropping to everyone she sees like she just found the cure to cancer…speaking of rape now you can live out those Britney rape fantasies with a picture of her box, instead of that useless drawing you made on the back of a cocktail napkin.

In attempt to right a wrong, Britney Spears has decided to divert all attention from her really shitty career shattering performance by unleashing her cunt to the world. Despite all stereotypes that bloggers are either faggots or virgins, reality is that I know what a pussy looks like and I have seen pussy of all ages, all walks of life, all races, all general health levels and I know that this mess of a box may be waxed and bald but isn’t an actual babyhole. It is the ruins left over from her baby factory ass and her over-eating…so what you see is most likely her gunt, and less likely her labia. Either way, you can look at this shit cross-eyed and pretend it’s the real deal, because it’s not like you’re doing much else right now.