Serena Williams seems to be confusing being good at tennis with being good lookin’ enough to wear a miniskirt, I guess that’s the problem with being a champion, you’re ego and self esteem just go through the roof and you feel like nothing can stop you, at least I am assuming that’s the case, because I have never won anything and self-esteem has never really been my thing, I’ve preferred self medicating.

I can only assume that HP doesn’t want to sell many of these Notebook computers, instead they want to scare the public so that everytime the commercial starring Serena comes up we turn the shit off, change the channel, or start masturbating, since some of you are into that shit, forcing us to remember the product as visions of Serena appear everywhere we go, haunting out sleep, in magazines and on billboards until we buy the fuckin’ computer to shut the bitch up.

I guess what it comes down to, is that if I really wanted to see a big black guys in a short skirt, I’d just make my way over to my drag queen neighbor’s house. He always smells like freshly baked cookies and expensive perfume. I may not be into cross dressers, but they really do take pride in dressing up, like some kind of passion and you can’t turn a blind eye to passion, because it’s hard to ignore when there’s a dick in your ass.

I don’t know what I am talking about.

What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.