I was sent this link to pictures of some event called Kandy Kruise 2008 and the lead picutre was Cisco Adler of Mischa Barton’s Vagina fame, pouring a drink on some slut in a bikini and I thought it was worth posting. Cisco Adler is in some band called Shwayze and these dudes are slowly breaking into the mainstream, have some reality TV show and think they are already fucking famous.

I used to talk to the DJ in the group a year ago before he was the DJ in the group. He was running some site and would ask for links and shit and I’d usually hook him up, not knowing who he was or that he was going to be touring Warped Tour and rocking an MTV show. Even 6 months ago, dude was trying to break out and asked me to put him in touch with promoters locally and I did what I could to see if some of the people I know would bring him in. Then the Shwayze gig hit, because his friend who thinks he’s Kanye West and who manipulated his way into all this by linking up with D-Lister Adler brought him in as their DJ and motherfucker ignores me now. He didn’t answer me when I emailed for Warped Tour Tickets for my girl, he didn’t answer me when I reached out or something else, because dude clearly thinks he’s too big a deal to bother with me now.

Fuck them. I hope their career ends tomorrow because they have shit attitudes and are doing this for pussy and fame and not because they actually care about making music.

Here are a few pics of the sluts in their audience because if you bring sluts to your party, I don’t really give a fuck who you are, or whether you’re a lame LA kid trying to make it big, I just care about the titties.