So I have this chick I don’t know who I am sure I added as I sometimes do because I am a creep, on my Facebook .

Her name is London Rosiere, she’s nobody I know, but her tits are a somebody, or at least a something.

I can’t find any information about her, but I think she’s some aspiring model, you know how that goes, or was an aspiring model or some shit from Louisianus who moved to LA for the dream.

From what I can figure out by her facebook, she goes to Sundance and the Grammy’s and is involved with African Aids baby organizations and running marathons, so she either a confident rich kid who doesn’t need to work like a normal person, or a slut working her way to the top as these things happen and the good news is that she’s built for it.

Either way, she’s got herself some big southern breasts and I saw this video of her and her friends shotgunnin’ some beer and figured I had to rip it off an post it because it is funny.

So let’s hope she’s not the kind of up and comer who is eager to sue and let’s me share this classy video with you….oh and I guess I just made you famous bitch.

Here is a bonus video of her dancing….

Here are some pictures of her…

At Sundance….

At the Grammy’s….

“Modeling”…

Some Stolen from Facebook….

I’ve done some good stalking today, momma would be proud….if you want to see more of her, visit:

So I read my comments on the Jordan winning the ultimate woman post, which if you didn’t want to read, it said that it gives party sluts dreams to work towards instead of the unwanted pregnancies, gang bangs and winning the wet t-shirt contest they are used to.

Anyway this bitch wrote this comment:

Guess what?
Im fucking drunk and your not entertaining me so that fucking gay. whatever

So I checked out her myspace and wasn’t too surprised to find that she was an aspiring party slut and Jordan was probably one of her idols. I am sure she puts in a lot of her heart into this and predict that in about 25 pounds she will be one. Her passion to the cause is making her make all the right moves of getting drunk and ridiculous while showing off her tits and acting like a trashy slut. Unfortunately for her, she’s too drunk too realize that she doesn’t really have it going as much as she thinks she does, so the beer will keep being drunk and that 25 pounds may turn into 50, and that the only reason dudes talk to her is because she overcompensates by showing off with her big tits McDonalds gave her.

I am happy she loves herself so much that she is an alcoholic because I heard most alcoholic’s are really happy in their skin and they only drink to celebrate that fact and not to forget all the demons that rape them everyday. But remember eating disorders were invented for a reason, even if they may take away your number one asset, it may be worth looking into. I hate to rip on a bitch for being a chubby girl in slutty clothing, because let’s face it, she’s not nearly as fat as my wife, and I’d totally raw dog her, but I have no standards or money to afford a box of condoms to double up on that shit like I should.

Either way, I read this on her myspace and I assume this is what she reads to herself every night, it’s some positive affirmation shit of of a party slut that they use to convince themselves that they’ve got it going on:

Getting naughty with my body like a hottie should

Don’t call me ghetto gangsta cause Im from the hood

Thrownin down swift swagger with an attitude

If you had this kind of pimpin you would do it too

Here’s one of her third grade level poems, because education and reading isn’t something party sluts do:

choke

Remember that time
when I started to cry
not cause I was sad
cause you wouldnt die

you thought I was crazy
and I didnt deny
and you still stuck around
cause your a dumb guy

remember that night
when I tried to drug you
the fear in your eyes
you love the abuse

you thought it was funny
and it was just a joke
You liked all the pills
I dropped in your coke

you see that knife
and you know what it means
Im taking your life
Im crushing your dreams

the slashes look cool
like your someone special
how could someone you love
make you feel awful

stick around stick it out
next week will be better
I will be up
and you will be deader

Party slut Karter, I know you are drunk, but hope you entertained, because I’m workin’ for you here. Oh and remember that I just made you famous, Bitch.

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS – Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

VIDEO REMOVED BECAUSE THE GIRL WITH THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT DIDN’T LIKE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN. SHE ALSO DIDN’T LIKE YOU ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF HER STUPID OUTFIT AND WONKY KNEES AND WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE LIKED HER FRIEND BETTER THAN HER. SHE BLAMED ME OF BEING A SEXIST WOMAN HATER, WHEN IN REALITY, I JUST HATE LESBIAN HAIRCUTS AND REFUSE TO GET SUED BY SOMEONE WHO TAKES LIFE WAY TO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. THE GIRLS WERE NOT HARASSED BY THE PEOPLE FILMING, THEY KNEW IT WAS FOR THE INTERNET, SHE’S JUST HYPERSENSITIVE BECAUSE HER DADDY ALWAYS TOLD HER SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST AND NOW SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS LYING….

So these girls were caught on the street stealing a bike at 3 in the morning and it was recorded for stepTV. I am really only posting this in hopes that the one in gold pants and plaid emails me begging to take it down, because I think she’s hot and will negotiate taking it down in exchange for nude pics of her, I am pretty easily manipulated when nude pics are involved.

Either way, I am pretty jealous of their fucking thieving ways. They pretend they don’t know what they are doing and act all innocent so when the cops drive by they believe their bullshit story. I am convinced the bike belonged to a guy one of them banged who ended up fucking them over some how, and they thought it would be a funny way to get back at him, because girls get crazy when you bang them. Either way, they didn’t get caught, and just sat there laughing about it while some jackass videotapes. them.

I get fucking cuffed by the cops when I am picking cans out of the garbage trying to pay my rent. My black friend, yes I have one black friend was stepping out the front door of his apartment at 2 in the afternoon and got jumped by the cops, gun to his head type jumped all because they thought he was robbing the fucking building at 2 in the afternoon one day when he was just going to ride to the store to get some beer and chicken. But these girls look all cute and shit, and cops just pass them by.

If you’re out there gold pants, feel free to email me…I am open for negotiations….

UPDATE: The Girl Sounds Like a Rich Jew Who’s Father is Probably a Lawyer and She Didn’t Seem to See the Humor in the Video because She Looked Like an Idiot and I said her Friend was Hotter than her. I decided to take it down, because she is a fucking headache nineteen year old who thinks she knows everything and tries to sound smart…unable to take a fucking joke, and blaming the joke on me hating women or something equally stupid, because the truth hurts, no one likes to admit that they have a lesbian haircut.

Here is the first email she sent me:

Dear Drunken Step Father,

We are the girls from the video: “I am – hot girl and her friends stealing a bike” the one that you so “delightfully” posted on your website. We hope to explain to you now that not only was your post of the video itself insulting but the comment paragraph under it along with the comments from the PIGS that view your website are ALSO extremely demeaning and offensive towards us. We ask you now to simply realize that fact and hopefully have more respect towards others in the future. Please remove the post from your website as soon as possible or else we will seek legal action against you.

Thank you

So I sent a nice response I thought I hipster would appreciate….

Lesbian Haircut,

I am pretty excited that you found my site. You may not be familiar with my site, and upon the first visit may think it is some kind of offensive site. But my site is not a smut site, despite what you may think.

It is a celebrity blog, that gets a decent amount of traffic and respect. I do my best to not take much seriously, make jokes out of almost everything and I do my best to not hurt people in the process.

I posted the video that was taken by one of my readers because I didn’t think it was offensive, I didn’t expect it to be hurtful and I know my readers don’t think it was a malicious intent to defame anyone.

In all honesty, the feedback that I have been getting from the video is that it’s pretty funny, possibly one of the best videos to date. It has been seen by people at Vice, thecobrasnake, American Apparel and some other major sites and I have heard nothing but good things about it. It is probably one of the hottest videos on the internet right now, and you are in it. In a way, you are now famous.

I am willing to shift out the content a little bit in a way that is less offensive to you, but to take it down would really be a shame. In all honesty, I’d like to do a follow-up video either interviewing you guys, or maybe even turning you guys into field reporters and sending you on random adventures. We could really turn this into a great opportunity for you. You owned the camera and have the look and personality I want in stepTV.

We can really sort all this out over a few drinks, or maybe I’ll get you tickets to the next show you guys want to go to. I am pretty reasonable person. I ask that you re-consider your stance, think about the potential opportunity and try to laugh it off, because it was meant to be funny and not hurtful.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here is the second email she sent me:

Dear Jeezus,

Through your reply to us, I think you fail to realize that not every teenager is clamoring to become an internet celebrity. We are not dumb girls who are charmed by your name dropping of supposedly “hip” media outlets like Vice, american apparel, or thecobrasnake.

It’s not that we don’t have a sense of humor, and it’s not that we care that it seems like we are stealing a bike in the video (which we are not doing, but your charming commentary clearly ignores that fact). If we were to steal a bike, we certainly wouldn’t choose that shitbox of a ride, and we definitely wouldn’t stick around to be videotaped for upwards of five minutes while doing it.

The problem that we have with the entire ordeal is the disrespectful attitude that the men filming the video had towards us, in addition to the completely disgusting and demeaning comments that accompany the video on the website. Not only does the editing not convey the fact that we were being harassed by a large group of guys – not just a couple, but the lecherous and chauvinistic comments that were yelled at us are completely pathetic. If is not socially acceptable to convey racist attitudes, then it should certainly not be acceptable (or encouraged) to show such a lack of respect for women. For you to call the one of us who stood up for herself a “dyke” exemplifies the mistaken attitude that women embrace lecherous male attention, and those who don’t must be not like men at all. In fact, the sentiments expressed by the girl in the leopard-print pants were felt by all three girls, and it is incredibly offensive that the one who stood up for herself was berated and insulted.

For a site that is seemingly obsessed with females, you show a shocking ineptitude for dealing with those who exist in “real life.” The celebrities like Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton that are featured on your site make their living by compromising their dignity and selling themselves to the public. Asking us to do the same – and expecting us to be flattered by it – is not only presumptuous but absolutely insulting and simply reveals what an inept and rude bigot you truly are.

Our demand that the video be removed from the site stands, despite your (shallow, insulting) offers of more videos or concert tickets. There is no “deal” to be made here. The ultimatum is this: remove the video, in its entirety, or we will pursue legal action. For you to think that we would be easily wooed by offers of fame or employment is absolutely laughable.

Hopefully this email can also lead to a bit of self-reflection for you about your beloved website, and perhaps you should reevaluate the manner in which you are spending your time and energy, as well as your misguided (and self-damaging) attitude towards women, and people in general.

Thank you for your time.

P.S. The Facebook add was way out of line.

Here is our facebook war:

Lesbian Haircut
Today at 4:16am
Report Message
listen you tool, this is the girl with the cheetah pants and i am the last fucking person you want to mess with right now.

looking forward to meeting you on the street sometime soon,
xoxox
the hot chick’s “DYKE FRIEND WITH KNOBBY KNEES”
hearts and stars and unicorns,

Lesbian Haircut

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:03am
does that mean you didn’t accept my friend request?

good thing I can’t afford a bike for you to steal.

ps – you won’t know who I am on the street, I don’t leave my house and the guy who shot the video is just one of my readers. But I will forward the message his way and I’ll be sure to tell him that you’ve been doing bicep curls and punching the wall to prepare for it like any self respecting lady would….

I am working on getting through your recent email, it was pretty wordy, you may want to learn how to cut things down and get to the point a little more effectively. Shit’s like grading a fucking gender studies term paper, a class you probably excel in since everything you wrote was fucking cliche and text book.

You definitely need to get a sense of humor, you need to grasp the concept of satire, you shouldn’t let drunk guys film you, you shouldn’t be so insecure with your sexuality to think you were called a dyke based on your actions and not on your stupid haircut. I am not a sexist, chauvenistic asshole, I write comedy and 60% of my readers are married women.

In closing, do you have any nudes?

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:11am
PPS – My god – reading your profile makes me think you are joking…not one of the thing you mentioned is original, it’s all standard fucking bullshit. You are the Gap, you just don’t realize it. I call this fucking textbook. No wonder you are so uptight when you come across a new thing, you need ever hipster and hipster poser to tell you it’s ok before pretending you were always into it.

I guess what it comes down to is that your video isn’t really the joke but you are.

Cuddles….

Favorite Music:
pavement, the pixies, modest mouse, broken social scene, neutral milk hotel, the moldy peaches, girl talk, clap your hands say yeah, animal collective, sufjan stevens, the arcade fire, ladyhawk, the smiths, new order, bob dylan, david bowie, the velvet underground, and probably everything you like, too.

Favorite Movies:
the films of s. kubrick, w. anderson, s. coppola, m. gondry, t. twigoff, c. guest, k. smith, g. ritchie, m. july, m. dowse, j-m. vallée, t. gilliam, d. aronofsky, q. tarantino, c. kaufman, and d. fincher.

Favorite Books:
kerouac, chekhov, dostoevsky

Lesbian Haircut
Today at 5:15am
Report Message
oh my, isn’t it clever of you to call our attempt to defend ourselves “cliche” and “textbook” – pffft, women standing up for themselves, such a novel concept.

well guess what, fuckface – joke’s on you: what you said is just as fucking cliche and textbook of a response, if not even more stale and tired.

best of luck with your “satire” and “humour” website, i wish you nothing but the most delightful butterfly kisses from paris hilton herself.

i await your groundbreaking and enlightening email with bated breath. and good luck with that those married women – i bet your own wife is just thrilled with what she’s ended up with.

Jeezus Martinez
Today at 12:34pm
I am not trying to be clever – or witty, you are a defensive angry person and you don’t realize that you are the problem and not your gender.

It seems like you are trying to accuse me of being a woman hater because you didn’t like what was said about you and instead of just taking responsibility or taking the hit you had to justify what I said by making it a bigger issue.

It’s like they can’t just be saying that about me, there must be a bigger picture. He must have called me a dyke because I am a strong woman who stood up for herself, when in reality, i called you a dyke because of your stupid haircut.

It had nothing to do with you standing up for yourself. In fact there was no sign of you standing up for yourself in the video.

It’s always emotionally to blame the big picture than to look in t he mirror and question your actions and ask yourself why people would respond to your video they way did. It must because they are women haters.

What a fucking joke. That’s like a black dude getting busted for stealing bikes, blaming being black for getting arrested and not the crime he commited.

Always the fucking victim, attaching yourself to a bigger cause, creating problems out of nothing. Watch the video again, watch that tantrum..you are more of a 2 year old than a woman, so maybe you should be sending me slanderous emails on how I am an emotionally immature person hater….or a spoiled jewish kid hater. I don’t think it’s got shit to do with you having a vagina, or at least claiming you do, because it looks like you’re packin’ heat in those leopard print pants Steven Tyler.

Cuddles.

So this shit never happens to me. I beg and beg and beg girls on myspace and facebook and on the street to take nude pics of themselves and they never want to because they think I am creepy, then I open my emails and this shit miraculously appears. It’s like it’s Christmas or something, first a friend of mine won 100 dollars in the lottery machines, then I got a free cigar and now I get a naked bitch in the bath video from a cam girl who thinks your lame opinion matters.

Dear Jesus,

I’ve been working this job as a secretary for sometime now and I’ve noticed that most of the men
enjoy my “presence.” I figured since I’m getting this type of attention, I’d step it up a notch. So I
started researching these camgirl sites and I’m definitely interested, but my only issue is that I
don’t know if I have that certain sex appeal.
I’m not the greatest at editing, however I did put this
little video together in hopes that you could post it and receive comments from your 12 viewers.
If it’s not to much to ask, I’d really appreciate it. I’d even send you a dollar to your donation button.

Cuddles,

Atlanta

I just made you famous, Bitch.

To Watch The Video – Click This Link - It’s Kinda NSFW But Not Really

Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

bob screamer

The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

This band is called Operator and this song is called Soulcrusher. I have never heard of either but that’s okay, because I am am not a music blogger, all I do know is that I seem to only post tits or pictures of girls who have tits and this video, that I watched on mute, because my speakers are broken has lots of tits in it. That is pretty much all I need to determine whether it’s worth watching. The lead singer is some actor IMBD HIM

I like that things are moving in the tit direction, taking on porno elements in the mainstream, because I am tired of getting rejected from advertising deals because I post tits, while this band will only become famous because they post tits. Since I’ve never heard of them, I’ll call this another BUCKCHERRY situation, where I crashed their fucking servers, and helped make a case to get them signed by inflating their internet video popularity, and I never saw a fucking dollar for it.

I didn’t even land an interview with them or free tickets to their show…I don’t even think I got their CD, that I probably would have taken a shit on because their music fucking sucks, but I do know that they don’t give a fuck about how bad their music is while they are fucking whores in the bathroom of their million dollar tour buses that I got people to piss on…

Either way…Operator, I just made you famous, Bitch.

Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriends…well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work too…but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Here’s a teaser. Oh, and I’m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winos…guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to “Date a Stripper” that might have been the only think I’ve ever looked forward too in my entire life…oh, and gangbanging an amputee’d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldn’t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

A friend of mine tried to convince me to go to naked breakfast today. It’s Saturday, it’s a nice day and this restaurant serves your pankcakes with full vaginal shot. I decided not to go. I figure that it’s time to start re-integrating myself into everyday society. No more strippers, no more naked breakfast, no more prostitutes, escorts or erotic massage parlors. Nobody likes a pervert and I don’t like being called a creep everywhere I go. I once heard a porn producer say that he’s not really into fucking Argentinian whores, it’s all a marketing strategy. I think it’s safe to say he’s fucking bullshit.

I am not fucking whores and if I was, I wouldn’t try to pawn it off as a marketing strategy, I would stand up proud and write to the world, and by world I mean you, I know that’s a total overstatement and that you are just one person that no one care about but without you this site would have no readers so to me, you are the world. Anyway, I’d be excited because that whore would prove my penis works.

Here are some pictures of girls wrestling in their bikinis, it made me laugh, it may not get me hard, but I figure you’re so deprived that you get off to petting your neighbors dog because he licks you.

If I knew where to find these girls or who they were, I’d say let you know where to go sexually harassment. I’d still like to say that I just made you famous, bitch.

I got this email today:

I love your site. You have a similar fun sick sense of humor like me. One difference I’m gay. Hope your ok with that if not well..whatever. None the less I have sent this link to all my gay and str8 friends. Keep up the good work.

A Fan

I wanted to say that even though I post homophobic shit this guys still sees the humor in the site. I wish some of the Jewish and Black hate mail that I get were from people as open-minded as this poofter. It’s all about not taking life so fucking seriously. I don’t mind getting the hate mail because it means people are reading, I am just pointing out that it’s all jokes motherfuckers. I’d also like to say that I guess that means I have about 16 readers now.

I am watching American Idol because I only have one channel and I haven’t laughed yet. I think this show has peaked and is going to slowly fall into its grave like Myspace.

That’s the story I heard. Tell your friends.

Speaking for gay, can any of you get me tickets to Justin Timberlake in Montreal Wednesday night, my stepdaughters want to go and I have this fantasy that you are actaully hooked up and not a virgin brushing your mom’s hair while watching Everybody Loves Raymond reruns. If you are record label exec and you’d love me enough to hook my girls up – Email Me I know I am wrong, but it’s worth asking.

Here are my links….

I don’t get many emails. Other blogs hate me. Which is okay because I hate them. Then one day someone emailed me from a blog calling herself Andria Jolie and I got annoyed. I figure the world has one celebrity blogger who ripped off a celebrity’s name, why do we need another one. I said that I was going to be legally change my name to Lionel Lohan so that I can get readers too. Anyway, she started commenting on this site and emailing me stories to post and shit like that and I didn’t really bother with her. From my experience most girls on the internet are ugly and most girls on the internet long enough to blog, are faggots who think they are 16 year old girls or have obesity issues or are stay at home mom’s. I think there may have been one or two bull dykes too, but no one really pays attention to them. Andria Jolie wrote me saying that people aren’t linking her because she’s not gay. I told her that I would link her if she was hot enough to have sex with. She sent in these pics. She is the brunette. She’s hot enough to have sex with. I lost the bet. So now I have to link her. Unfortunately I can’t ejaculate in her, but that’s a whole other impotency story that you’ve heard too many times. That just goes to show you that looks go along way with me. I am a superficial asshole and I just made you famous, bitch.

If you’re a hot blogger send in pics and I’ll make you famous…bitch.

Bonus – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

I use myspace as a place for me to warm up and get inspiration for content. Sometimes I send people really stupid/bad/not funny myspace messages to see what their reaction is. It helps me refine the garbage you read here daily. This girl despite looking 7 is actually 22 and she’s never heard of the site before, so I decided to do a post on her, so that she’ll never forget us and by us I mean me.

This is one of the weaker messages that I randomly sent her:

remember our first kiss?

I am sure you don’t

I got you nice and date raped up

Only I never took you on a date…

Read my site…it’s pretty famous.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This was her response:

its famous?

really? cause ive never heard of it or you.

except for that youre a creep.

I am not going to go into how bitch’s answer made no fucking sense at all, but I am going to ask all of you to send her myspace messages of love letting her know that this site does exist and creep or not, so do I.

This is a link to her Myspace GO

I think that warrants a “I just made you famous, Bitch!”

This bitch is a YouTube celebrity, which isn’t saying much but when mainstream media come looking for the next big thing, I am sure that they will end up on the most viewed youtube videos, because mainstream media is perceptive like that. They’ll sign her up and give her a book deal without even watching the garbage bitch produces. So I am hoping that this bitch never gets signed onto anything but maybe the sexual predators list, because let’s face it, there aren’t enough female sexual predators floating around. Her videos have had 250,000 views, about 245,000 more views that any of my stepTV Shit, another clear cut reason why I should quit what I do. However, I was going to write this post to one of her famous YouTube Videos, but I couldn’t go through with it because the bitch’s videos are that fucking bad. Instead, I leave you with a naked picture of her. I figured looking at body that would is to erections, what 3 week old kitchen garbage is to appetite. Either way, I like to think you are already sad enough and watching some fat emo gothic bitch telling stories no one cares about, would put you over the edge.

I know nothing about this cunt because I am not an investigative journalist, but I did find out that she used to take naked pics for money. I found a few message board posts of her saying that she needed money to pay her vet bills and her rent and that she was willing to take pics for money. I am guessing that these are some of the pics she took. I generally only like bitches who get naked for false promises of fame but I every hole is a goal. Cuddles.

Here is a Link to her Hardcore/ Cock Action Pics Go
Here is a Link To Her Youtube Videos That Depress Me GO

About 2 weeks ago, I got an email from some slut who claimed to be a fan of the site. I made her famous a while ago by posting her myspace profile and ripping into her for not having a dad or some shit and she’s been reading ever since. She used to write for a pretty major website and they fired her and/or shut down the site she was working for. So she emailed me telling me how her writing will be a perfect addition to Stepfather and that my readers will love her probably because people in her everyday life are scared of her. So I did what any opportunist of a blogger would do and told her if she sends me nudes I would post her stupid article.

This is how I make all my great editorial decisions, blindly and in exchange for pics. So here is her article, leave your comments to see if I keep her around and if you make it to the bottom, there’s a suprise in it for you. That was bribery in case it went over your head.

This fucking show. Goddammit. I HATE THIS SHIT. Every fucking morning I wake up at like 7 am for a few hours and The Today Show is fucking on. At least that blowhole who’s mouth is worth nothing more than to stuff a huge black cock in, Katie Couric, is not on it anymore. I once read in a tabloid that she was really cheap, even though she’s like super rich, and it made me want to kill her. She just seems like a huge phony bitch. Unlike other bitches like Martha Stewart, who seems like a tough no nonsense cunt that could take it up the ass by 8 men and have them all hurting in the end. I bet she was the main bitch in prison and kept all the whores, crack addicts, black widows, post partum depression nuts who drove their kids into the lake, and serial killers in line. But I bet she was nice about it.

Anyway, back to this crap. The fucking Today Show. I have the unfortunate sleeping schedule to wake up to it almost every day. I swear to god, I do not think I can recall EVER IN MY LIFE witnessing or hearing stupider things than I see on this fucking show daily. Right now, I am not kidding, they are running a story about how your house can make you fat. Ok and I’m not talking about like the contents in your referigerator, they are saing if a tv or a chair is in the wrong place, you’ll get fat. It’s fucking ridiculous. They just did a segment about 20 minutes ago about medication making you fat. Oh yea and they’re not talking about fung suei or whatever the fuck its called. They have some stupid skinny white bitch talking about how you should move your tv two inches to the left because it will make you eat less. It’s fucking dumb. I will not go into this country’s stupid fascination with not being fat because there’s way too much to write, but the fact that your house can make you fat…. come on!!! I have an idea, how about getting off of your bloated asses while shoving eggs and pancackes in your mouth and go running, and get run over by a car while you’re at it.

Oh and they WILL NEVER have an overweight woman hosting the show. Of course they have that fat darkee Al Roker who got his big bloated stomach stapled shut so his repulsive sweaty negro body could stop growing larger and larger. They always have him on there sweating his fat ass off cooking food with idiot chefs who run trendy New York restaurants. My favorite is when his fat (i keep referring to him as a black man and I think I may be more of a stereotypical black person than he, so from now on I will refer to him as a lilly white cracker) cracker ass does the voice overs for the geriatric dying pieces of shit who send their photos in to the today show (or probably their families do because I’m sure these old fucks have no fucking idea that they even still exist in this world) and Al Roker says “Oh, and this is Betty Johnson, she is 103 years old today, she enjoys playing bingo and weekly all you can eat buffets at Red Lobster. This is Julie Davis, she enjoys sitting on the porch and feeding pigeons. This is Esther Smith, she enjoys watching her cunt rot off and shitting in her depends while waiting to die. Her family sent this picture in because they are currently emptying out her bank account and she is too busy watching her limbs rot off to notice, and they felt a little bad so they figured if her cataract filled eyes might be able to make out her dying image on the television she might forget for a second that she should have died about 50 years ago”. The latter I have of course never heard his fat cracker ass say, but isn’t that really what’s happening here?

Now if I am lucky enough, and my insomnia lets me stay up to 9 am, the hour when most cunts are stuffing their fat asses into their cubicles for the day, or flattening their fat asses onto the couch just like me, I get the opportunity to witness something that is about as much as a pop cultural nightmare phenomenon as the Today Show, and that is Oprah. I like Oprah. I like watching that cocksucking monstrosity balloon up and down with her weight, and listening to her talk about her faggot husband because she is so obviously a huge fucking dyke, but unlike that other repulsive monster, Rosie O’Donnell, she does not admit to it and adopt like 25 kids to witness her life spirlaling downward. I wait and wait for Oprah to have a show about tragedy (and I usually don’t have to wait long, because they’re almost always about some unfortunate retard). I don’t like the shows where she has stupid celebrities on there and sucks their assholes, those shows are boring; although I did obsess about Tom Cruise jumping on that fat bitches couch for about two weeks because he’s such a fucking psycho, and I enjoyed him talking about how much he dominates his robot wife, Katie Holmes. And sometimes I will catch a show where she gives out something really dumb like a vacuum cleaner to everyone in the audience and I enjoy watching all the fags and vaginas in her audience cum all over themselves for twenty minutes. But mostly I enjoy the tragedy.

I especially LOVE when she has rape victims on there, or victims of sexual assault. These people may have been sexually assaulted once, and I don’t know if they’re just stupid, or they really want to be on television, or they want a free trip to this shithole town Chicago, but they are raped a second and third time when they VOLUNTAIRLY sit on the same couch that Tom Cruise jumped up and down on with their ripped up cunts and assholes and answer Oprah’s perverse questions about how many times they fucked their dad, where it happened, when it happened, for how long, how many holes he stuck it in, did he call you princess, did you tell anyone, why did you keep it a secret, and how low their self esteem must be and what a fucked up person they must have turned out to be and Oprah sits there and Boo hoo hoo’s about them for about 20 minutes as she is secretly creaming her underpants. After the 20 minutes is off, they are shooed off the stage, and put in a taxi and its back to their shitty life. Congradulations! Now 6 million people know your deepest, darkest secret!!! WASN’T THAT FUCKING THERAPEUTIC???

I really don’t know what is going on in these people’s heads. Do they have popcorn parties for when their show airs on tv and have all their friends and family over to listen them get interviewed by some bloated black bitch about how their father reamed their asshole and ran a child porn ring for 16 years? I mean what do these people do after the show? I can understand how it can be therapeutic to tell SOMEONE, perhaps a liscenced therapist,(even though most of them are fucking nuts anyway, hell I’m considered a social worker, scary huh?) about the trauma that they went through as a child, but sharing it with a self obsesssed celebrity who has no background in the medical field or dealing with mental health besides all of the fucking nuts that sit in her audience and on her chairs, and then subsequently sharing this deep dark secret with an unsympathetic 200 person studio audience who are all pissed off because they are not on the show where they win the car, and then after that sharing this secret with 6 million more people, including sick lunatics like me who write terrible things about them, or perverts at home who are jacking off to them with one finger up their ass, thinking about fucking children and how warm and moist the woman’s vagina was when she was 6, while writing tips down about how to start their own child porn business taking tips from the Opera guest seems a bit queer to me. What the hell is going on here? GOOD MORNING USA!!!!

That Looks WAY too long to read. If you did read it, you deserve a reward, and your reward is some exclusive pics of this whore covered in blood fucking a bottle. So, CLICK THIS LINK and remember that these pics creeped me the fuck out and are very NSFW. Cuddles.

So I make a small town slut famous for allegedly giving 5 dollar blowjobs and a week later I get this email from her.

you don’t know me but you wrote a blog about me called “I am – making another bitch famous”

If you could please delete it, it would be greatly appreciated

also if you wanted to email me the little fart who sent you this info on me ( which most of it isnt true) that would be greatly appreciated

and I write her saying:

Hi,

My name is Jesus Martinez and I don’t know you.

I am saddened that you aren’t enjoying the fame.

Where did it all go wrong?

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

and Myspace her this:

why you being so fucking obnoxious
you are starting to make me hate you
i may have to take legal action

love

jesus

this is the email I get in response.

On behalf of Natalie Gauvreau, I would like to kindly ask, that an article posted on your website be removed.

The website: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com
The Article and its Comments: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2006/08/11/i-am-making-another-bitch-famous-of-the-day
Date Posted by the Webmaster: August 11th, 2006

Natalie Gauvreau has expressed many concerns related to the article and its comments, that we are considering and investigating:
- The article’s writer invites the readership to sexually harass her
- The Third Party Emailer to the site has suggestive allegations pertaining to Natalie that are false and/or misleading
- A potential future claim for Defamation of Character
- Permission was not granted by Natalie nor the photographer to publish Natalies pictures on the http://www.drunkenstepfather.com website.

Natalie Gauvreau kindly requests that the article and all of it’s comments be withdrawn/removed from the http://www.drunkenstepfather.com website.

Your earliest attention to this matter would greatly be appreciated.
Thank you

If you are interested in finding out more on this bitch, Click Here See More on Her

So this is what I wrote Him:

Just because you have the word LAW in your last name, doesn’t make you a lawyer. However, I will take down the post for you because that’s the kind of guy I am.

I never invite readers to sexually harass anybody, they do it at their own volition because that’s the kind of website I run.

I can’t control emails that I get, and I am allowed to post emails sent to me – Such as this one.

Love

Jesus

If you want the original post, Email me, Cuz I generally don’t censor myself.