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from the stepFORUM of the Day

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Some dude who is in a shitty straight to DVD movie called Bachelor Party 2 reached out to his Facebook friends, and I happen to be one of them, to show off one of the clips from this depressingly shitty comdey that I can’t believe was produced…so I decided to send him this message….


This is the kind of shit movie that I can’t believe gets the green light. It’s gotta be nepotism, you know a studio head giving his drug addicted son a project to keep him out of trouble, or maybe they need to produce a certain number of low budget shitty movies that go straight to DVD like they were the Olsen Twins and Bachelor Party 2 was Holiday in the Sun, but the truth is that this just makes me suicidal every time I can’t pay my rent, because the comedy is cheap, no offense or anything…

I am sure it’s something you are proud of and excited about, I don’t mean to rain on any parades or anything, and for the record, I’ve never been in a movie, so who cares what I think, maybe I am just jealous, or maybe I’m just right that you were involved in something I like to compare to AIDS in the sense that shit has the same impact on the film industry as AIDS has on the sex trade. It kills the fuckin’ vibe by making us wear condoms. Get it?

Love
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

That probably has nothing to do with the stepFORUM, and wasn’t quite mean enough but dude still deleted me as a friend and I did get an email from a slut who’s amateur slutty pics were posted in the Porn forum asking to remove the images, meaning shit’s getting bigger and unstoppable. You need to get involved motherfucker….

Here’s some of the latest action going down there….

———Celebs———

Miley Cyrus takes her bike around the neighborhood
GO

Nicolette Sheridan enjoying a cup of ice cream
GO

Poppy Montgomery on the set of Without A Trace
GO

Taylor Swift @ Central Park in New York City
GO

HOT - Rosie new Nuts Model August Issue (NSFW)
GO

Kate Hudson playing beach volleyball
GO

Sophia Bush - *Leggy* on her way to a photo shoot
GO

Liv Tyler with her dog outside her home
GO

Danica McKellar at her book launch signing
GO

Anna Kournikova Maxim Pictures
GO

Kim Kardashian in RADAR Magazine photoshoot
GO

Bijou Phillips at the LA screening
GO

———Music———

Ice Cube - Raw Footage
GO

The Very Best of Isaac Hayes
GO

Woven Hand - Ten Stones
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Home Improvement - Complete Series
GO

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden
GO

The Orphange
GO

———Sleaziness———

You’re Young And Horny. What Would You Do ?
GO

Gia Paloma - Don’t Tell Momma
GO

Joanna Angel - Fuck Dolls
GO

Some Other Shit…..

Best of Rock Now - cd
GO

Pixar Shorts - dvd
GO

Chronicles of Narnia Audio Books - audio book
GO

Erika Christensen - BOOBS In White Gown - celeb
GO

Danica McKellar at her book launch signing - celeb
GO

Husband Wanted - joke
GO

The Procrastinator’s Guide to Success - Ebook
GO

Remove the tape - Funny Pic
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Friday, August 8th, 2008

I saw some serious racial profiling the other day, I was walking down the street and a 20 year old black dude was waiting at the bus stop with his white girlfriend. I assume the white cops didn’t like where that was heading because they pulled the fuck over and asked the motherfucker for ID, where he was going and all that shit, all with their hands on their guns. They left me completely alone and I felt bad for the dude because he looked innocent enough, but I still put my wallet in my front pocket when I walked by him and my hand becase I didn’t want to get mugged, especially with the cops there, it’d be pretty embarrassing.

That’s the kind of racism, you probably won’t find on the forum, here’s a little more action goin on there. I haven’t posted an update in a while….so get busy.

———Celebs———

Ivanka Trump in ARENA UK (HOT)
GO

Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian - In Mexico
GO

Ashley Tisdale - Pure cutness at The Knitting Factory
GO

Jodie Sweetin of Full House and her HUGE tits
GO

Hilary Duff looking hot on the set of “Stay Cool”
GO

Heidi Klum topless on vacation in Ponza, Italy
GO

Joanna Krupa in German MAXIM
GO

Carla Gugino & her cleavage
GO

Hayden Panettiere on set of I Love You Beth Cooper
GO

Chanelle Hayes nude shoot (NSFW)
GO

Bianca Gascoigne naked Zoo mag (NSFW)
GO

———Music———

Incubus - Morning View
GO

And you will know us by the Trail of the Dead
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

New Heroes Of Comedy Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
GO

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
GO

———Comedy Albums———

Jerry Seinfeld - Live In Arlington
GO

John Leguizamo - Freak
GO

———Sleaziness———

Round Mounds of Ass - Alexis Texas
GO

Ass Parade - Ann Marie Rios and Millian Blu
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Friday, August 1st, 2008

I got an email from the forum today that went like this:

How do you change that “gayer than bicycle shorts” line under my name?

My response:

You stop wearing your mother’s pantyhose while jerking off, and by jerking off I mean trying to make yourself cum by prostate simulation by shoving random household objects in your ass, while watching gay porn.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here’s some of the good shit going on in the forum……

———Celebs———

Rachel Bilson in rolled-up jeans
GO

Carmen Electra doing the burlesque onstage
GO

Pamela Anderson arrives at the Late Show
GO

Rosario Dawson @ summer luncheon
GO

Tila Teqila leaving a nightclub in hollywood
GO

Amber Heard Looking Hot at the Pineapple Express premiere
GO

Kate Beckinsale
GO

Anna Kournikova out and about at the Bahamas
GO

———Music———

The 100 All Time Greatest Rap/Hip-Hop Albums
GO

The Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time
GO

New Zach De La Rocha Project
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

The Insider
GO

Beverly Hills Cop
GO

———Screening Room———

Retarded Policeman
GO

How to Insert a Female Condom
GO

from the stepFORUM of the Day

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

The stepFORUM’s been up for about a year now. We should organize a birthday party for it. It’s actually done pretty fucking amazing, better than I expected when I agreed to put it up on the site. It has been about sharing things people find interesting, funny, important and despite being pretty fucking primitive way of doing the whole online community shit with things like facebook out there, people still manage to make an appearance and contribute, not enough nude girls but definitely enough music, movies, pictures and porn

So show some love and get involved. Here’s a glimpse of what’s going on in there today.

———Celebs———

Rosario Dawson taking a shower July 18th
GO

Hayden Panettiere - Candie’s Fall ‘08 (62 pics)
GO

Jodie Marsh and her huge tits
GO

Eva Laskari Greek Maxim ‘08 (NSFW)
GO

Audrina Patridge in bikinis takes a dip
GO

Eva Mendes in Bra and Underwear for Calvin Klein Ads
GO

———Music———

U2 - War (Remastered Deluxe Edition)
GO

Bjork Unpluggerd - Video and CD
GO

Alice Smith - For Lovers
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Mission Impossible III
GO

Closer
GO

Journey to the Center of the Earth
GO

———Pics———

Ninjas Kiled my Family
GO

Scene Chicks
GO

———Sleaziness———

Random Beach amateurs
GO

Thaiza Lemmon Gets Sleazy
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

I am confused. I decided that I was feeling like a winner. So I walked around the street asking random people for a quarter to call my wife because my stepdaughter was injured in a car accident and my cellphone battery died, I even showed them my turned off cell to make my performance more real. I ended up getting about 40 quarters, I guess there are some good people left in the world, I like to think I am to, because despite my lying for profit, I was still bringing the good out of people.

I knew I wasn’t going to go big with 20 dollars, so played the robotic horse races until 7 in the morning drunk, because I befriended an alcoholic Chinaman with a mickey of rice wine and by the end of my money, I thought I was at the fuckin’ races and he was one of the Jockey’s. It was a small price to pay to not have to sleep with my wife.

Either way, I haven’t been on the forum in a while because I can’t download shit onto this computer, so this probably isn’t the best of the forum but it’s just a couple of things to keep you entertained while I figure out what day it is because whatever that asian dude gave me has destroyed everything inside me.

Music

Dj Jazzy Jeff Thread
GO

Aesop Rock Thread
GO

Rilo Kiley Thread
GO

Neyo Thread
GO

Black Milk Thread
GO

Erotica (ha)

Riley Mason
GO

Asian Pics
GO

Cindy and Pam - Punk Lesbian Girls
GO

Monica Sweet (aka Jo) - Tequilla Party
GO

2 Teens
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

I think I have writer’s block. I am having a harder time writing posts than the girl I just saw had trying to keep her skirt down in the wind, and I can tell you every stain, wrinkle and detail of her boy short underwear the whole street saw. I feel like I have nothing to say because nothing is inspiring, that doesn’t mean that I am going to give up the fucking site, but it could mean that I am dying. It also means that I am slow moving as fuck and feel like I am going to pass out. I didn’t even drink as much as I usually do last night, so this is all unexpected. The good news is that the people in the forum are helping me out and this is the reason why….

———Celebs———

Megan Fox @ Fred Segal West Hollywood
GO

Ashlee Simpson & her preggo boobs
GO

Pamela Anderson Birthday pics 7/08/08
GO

Miley Cyrus in short dress and boots
GO

Anne Hathaway looking fine @ the Get Smart premiere
GO

HOT - Eve Wrywal topless for CKM Poland (NSFW!!)
GO

Abi Titmuss and her cleavage @ the Ante up Tourney
GO

Kate Moss bikini candids aboard a yacht in Spanish Med
GO

ZOOs Worlds Best Boob Jobs (NSFW)
GO

Kirsty Gallacher looking gorgeous in a Dark Navy Dress
GO

Jo Champa in a see thru dress @ Premiere of “Meet Dave”
GO

Elisha Cuthbert - at the NHL Awards Red Carpet Arrivals
GO

Dita Von Teese - PokerStars.net Burlesque Party in Las Vegas
GO

Christina Ricci in cut-off shorts out and about in Los Feliz
GO

Miss Ireland, Sinead Noonan in a Pink dress
GO

Jennifer Lopez - new BIKINI pics
GO

Selma Blair braless in see-thru black number
GO

Cheryl Cole Black Jacket, Stripy Top with Bow
GO

Ashley Tisdale in yellow at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
GO

Christina Aguilera - Arriving at a Beverly Hills Restaurant
GO

———Music———

Pre-Release Walkmen - You & Me
GO

Pre-Release Vines - Melodia
GO

Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharell - Rebel Music
GO

Nick Cave - The Firstborn is Dead
GO

Journey - Generations
GO

Metronomy - Rapid
GO

Bloc Party - A Weekend At The City (Japanese Bonus)
GO

Richard Ashcroft - Keys to the World
GO

Neil Young - Living With War
GO

Mars Volta LIVE
GO

Air Traffic - Fractured Life
GO

Bloc Party - Silent Alarm Remixed
GO

STING Live at the BBC
GO

Metallica - Live at Wilthern Theare
GO

Boris - Pink
GO

Slingblade OST
GO

August Rosh OST
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Young People F*cking (not a porno)
GO

Steve-O the Early Days
GO

The Last Hit Man
GO

Death Defying Acts
GO

Lars and the Real Girl
GO

Taxi Driver
GO

Over Her Dead BOdy
GO

Entourage Seasons 1-4
GO

Futurama Seasons 1-5
GO

Chappelles Show
GO

———audio books———

Harry Potter Complete Series
GO

John Grisham - A Painted House
GO

America: A Citizen’s Guide to Democracy Inaction
GO

Jim Norton - Happy Endings
GO

Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
GO

———Sleaziness———

Rocco Siffredi & Tami Monroe
GO

Audrey Bitoni After Wedding Sex
GO

———Pics———

The Douchebag Thread
GO

Why God Gives Girls Great Butts
GO

Dont Worry I’m Form the Internet
GO

This guy is seriously whacked
GO

———Screening Room———

Douchebag Gets OWNED!
GO

More Cowbell…
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Monday, July 7th, 2008

I almost got in fight with a crazy fat guy yesterday and it was a lot more exciting than fights that I have had on the internet. I was sitting outside of a store and he walked by me. I guess he thought I was trying to stare him down or tough guy him, when I didn’t even really realize I was looking at him and he walks up to me and asks if I have a problem and starts getting aggresive with me like shoving at me and shit.

The funniest thing about the whole thing was that we looked like long-lost poverty brothers. He was even more Ghetto than me, but mainly because instead of jogging pants, dude was wearing jogging shorts and a fanny pack, and that shit’s just embarrassing. I don’t know why the shit got difused, but it did and next thing I knew he bought some beer and invited me to hang with him in the park across the street and drink. So I did.

I feel like these kinds of unions can happen for you in the stepFORUM. Here’s a taste of what’s going up there.

———Celebs———

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian out & about in LA
GO

Audrina Patridge and Her Great Cleavage Shopping
GO

Marisa Miller - Pleasure Beach PS - GQ Mag
GO

HOT! - Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert Maxim
GO

Jodie Marsh’s HOT New Boobs! From Zoo (NSFW)
GO

HOT!! Noelia - in H USA Magazine (NSFW)
GO

Kim Kardashian candids in L.A.
GO

Jessica Alba shopping in Century City
GO

A Hot Hadise Photoshoot
GO

Audrina Patridge w/another lovely @ a 4th of July party
GO

Sandra Bullock in red bikini top at a beach party
GO

Elisha Cuthbert GQ Outtakes
GO

100 Hot Victoria’s Secret Pics
GO

Jenny McCarthy Malibu beach pics in a one-piece suit
GO

Ana Ivanovics looking good in FHM
GO

Nina Moric For (HOT!) Men Magazine
GO

Alesha Dixon - High School Musical opening
GO

Cheryl Burke sweet Malibu bikini candids
GO

Sarah Silverman a bit “suggestive” at Maxim Party
GO

Natalia Bush and her rack in skimpy pink bikini
GO

Gemma Garrett - Miss Great Britain
GO

———Music———

Pre-Release Beck - Modern Guilt
GO

Shinedown - Sounds of Madness Limited Fan Club Edition
GO

Audioslave - Live In Cuba
GO

Alan Jackson - Greatest Hits
GO

Never Mind The Bollocks Here’s The Sex Pistols
GO

Alisson Krauss - So Long So Wrong
GO

Menomena - Friend and Foe
GO

Van Halen - 1884
GO

Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Rock: The Album
GO

Morrissey - You Are the Quarry
GO

Fat Joe - Me, Myself & I
GO

Beyonce - Love Letters
GO

Calvin Harris - I Created Disco
GO

Faithless - No Roots
GO

Entourage OST
GO

Mogwai - Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait
GO

Saturday Night Fever OST
GO

———Sleaziness———

Big Natties
GO

Young with Tittayyyys
GO

Cramped but STILL feeling herself
GO

Don’t Pull Out
GO

From the stepFORUM of the Day

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

I heard Kim Kardashian was coming to Montreal so I called on as many favors as I could to get into the event. Since I don’t know anyone affiliated with the chachi, drug money, thugged out bar where people may not get shot at, but probably could, since it’s fucking sketchy as fuck or with Kim Kardashian, I decided to try walking in without getting noticed and just lying my way in. So I showed up at the door and told them I was on Kim’s personal list, they said I wasn’t there and laughed in my face without actually looking at the list, I threw a little scene like that I came all the way from New York for this shit and that Kim would be furious if I had to call her to complain and the meathead let me in. I got up to the area where Kim was and there were about 15 black guys waiting for her to show up, I stuck around for an hour but the 12 dollar drinks were too rich for my blood and I had already overdosed on shitty Ed Hardy and trashy whores who were either in the Kardashian fan club, or just thought they were Kim Kardashian, that I had to get the fuck out. I also saw 8 bouncers drag some punk out and beat him senseless and figured they wouldn’t be so forgiving to me after I got more expensive drink in me. I didn’t see Kardashian or take pictures of her ass, but I do have the stepFORUM and that’s more interesting to me. Here’s a taste of what’s going down there.

———Celebs———

Lindsay Lohan is smokin in Chanel tank
GO

Cheryl Burke - Upskirt goodness
GO

Kristin Cavallari HOT @ Celebrity Golf Tournament
GO

Aimee Teegarden @ LA premiere
GO

Lucy Lawless flashes some leg onstage
GO

Amy Winehouse looking cracked out @ Mandela’s soiree’
GO

Kirsten Dunst Looking HOT @ James White Photoshoot
GO

Cheryl Burke - Verizon Palm Centro Launch Party
GO

Selma Blair at the Hell Boy II
GO

Avril Lavigne on set “GirlFriend”
GO

Blake Lively in denim shorts out and about
GO

Sarah Harding of GA in London
GO

Kirsten Dunst - Obama prez rally
GO

Anita Briem @ Journey to the Center of the Earth premiere
GO

Blake Lively in shortish dress out & about in Manhattan
GO

Jennifer Aniston - Heathrow departures lounge
GO

Katy Perry @ MTV TRL
GO

Blake Lively in swimsuit on Gossip Girl set
GO

Dominique Swain at the LA premiere
GO

Kate Hudson outside Nobu
GO

———Music———

The Tragically Hip - In Between Evolution
GO

Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
GO

The Essential SANTANA
GO

Nick Cave - Live in Amsterdam
GO

BoomKat - A Million Trillion Stars
GO

Leonard Cohen - The Best of
GO

Celine Dion Box Set
GO

Mondo Generator - Cocaine Rodeo
GO

Pink Floyd - Works
GO

Goldfrapp - Live @ Paradiso
GO

Joey Lawrence is still a douche
GO

LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock you Out
GO

Santogold - I Believe in Santogold
GO

Everything But the Girl Discography
GO

Amerie - Because I Love It
GO

The Faint - Blank-Wave Arcade
GO

The A-Team Soundtrack
GO

Prince is a total Asshole to his fans
GO

———Sleaziness———

Dailygrind Feeling Herself
GO

Some Met Art Awesomeness
GO

Dreamy Feeling Herself
GO

Sand in Your Vagina
GO

Bridget the Midget
GO

Brazzers - Delilah
GO

Cum Fiesta Kate and Kim
GO

———Pics———

Tuck those NUTZ!
GO

Hot Scene Chicks
GO

More Scene Girls
GO

———Software———

Diskeeper 2008 Pro Premier
GO

Slysoft CloneDVD
GO

Firebird Maestro v7
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Æon Flux
GO

A mighty heart
GO

Angel - Seasons 1-5
GO

Cathouse - HBO Series
GO

Robot Chicken
GO

Unforgiven
GO

———stepPOLLS———

Want to See the Mini-Me Sex tape?
GO

Who’s the Best James Bond?
GO

———Screening Room———

Bitch You’re My Breakfast!
GO

Censor Bar Art (NSFW)
GO

My Dick…
GO

stepFORUM of the Day

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

I haven’t posted an update from the forum, but that doesn’t mean a whole lot of shit is going down there. I haven’t had any nude pictures sent to me because the girls are scared about what I will do with them, but that doesn’t mean you can swindle them into sending them to you. Think of it as a bar or club where you can hustle the girls easily because hiding behind the computer allows you to hide your ugly face or other deformities that usually work against you when hustling chicks..

Either way, here’s some of the stuff going on….

———Celebs———

Kate Beckinsale Malibu candids June 22
GO

Eliza Dushku - leaving LAX
GO

Marisa Miller Looking HOT
GO

Gorgeous Miranda Kerr in bikini runway shots
GO

Miranda Kerr - with Orlando Bloom on Vacation in Spain
GO

Kaley Cuoco arriving at the Late Show
GO

Victoria Silvstedt photocall for Un Estate Al Mare
GO

Michelle Hunziker in bikinis at Pietrasanta in Tuscany
GO

Stephanie McMichael BB9 Nuts shoot (NSFW)
GO

Eva Green - Writing Time - Robert Wilson’s Watch Launch Gala
GO

Zoo - Big Boobs Special - June 2008 (NSFW)
GO

Kristen Bell Bending Over Stretching In Rome
GO

Cassie - Leggy @ 2008 BET Awards
GO

Carmen Kass - Topless & perky for Vogue (France)(NSFW)
GO

Maria Menounos - Gorgeous at 2008 CineVegas film festiva
GO

Ali Larter Allure Magazine July (hot)
GO

Peta Todd topless (NSFW) (HOT)
GO

Anna Falchi at “Un’ Estate Al Mare” premiere in Rome, Italy
GO

———Music———

Trondi’s band - Sons Of Vietnam
GO

Snowden - Fuel of the Celebration
GO

Emmylou Harris - Wrecking Ball
GO

Pre-Release Tricky - KNOWLE WEST BOY
GO

Mudhoney - The Lucky Ones
GO

Groove Armada - Vertigo
GO

Cat Stevens - Mona Bone Jakon
GO

The Ozzman Cometh
GO

Foxy Shazam - Introducing
GO

Amerie - Because I Love It
GO

John Contrane - Trane’s Blues
GO

Nikka Costa - can’tneverdidnothin’
GO

Nelly Furtado - Loose
GO

Au Revoir Simone - The Bird of Music
GO

John Frusciante Discography
GO

Office Space Soundtrack
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

Sex and the City
GO

This is England
GO

10,000 BC
GO

Snatch
GO

Joy Division - Under Review
GO

Drillbit Taylor
GO

The Royal Tenenbaums
GO

Half-Baked
GO

The Darjeeling Limited
GO

One Tree Hill Season1
GO

———Sleaziness———

Random Chics
GO

Some chick Feeling Herself
GO

Random Hotness
GO

Sonia … and her ass !
GO

Glen Posts more Assparade vids for you
GO

Savanna Gold
GO

Yup, theres More Ass
GO

———Comedy Albums———

You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait
GO

On Location: Redd Foxx
GO

Andrew Dice Clay - The Day the Laughter Died
GO

———Screening Room———

How to maximize your interwebz time
GO

———Pics———

TRUE EMO BITCH
GO

Real Ugly Lesbians
GO

stepFORUM of the Day

Friday, June 20th, 2008

I am sick. I may die. If I do. I am sure you won’t be phased. But the site will live on in the stepFORUM, until the server shuts me down and then my legacy will only live in the memories of the 4 of you who read the site. So go to the stepFORUM now, so I can enjoy you while I am around to enjoy you.

HOT Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, and Lauren Bosworth
GO

Britney Spears in Kentwood to visit her new Niece - June 19
GO

Andie McDowell’s Daughter - Rainey Qualley Facebook Pics
GO

Kristin Cavallari beautiful braless cleave in the pressroom
GO

Doutzen Kroes - Sexy and showing some skin
GO

Maria Sharapova lovely/leggy @ a pre Wimbledon soiree’
GO

Emmy Rossum @ Opening of the 3.1 Phillip Lim store
GO

Jesse Jane - professional whore at FAME Adult Awards
GO

Rachel Bilson in cute outfit out & about NY - June 17
GO

Kirsten Storms hot and cleavy @ “Night Before Party”
GO

Rihanna looking good performing on the Today show
GO

Jennifer Aniston Hollywood candids
GO

Elizabeth Hurley lookin hot - Cliff Watts Photoshoot
GO

Selena Gomez @ The “Kitt Kittredge” Premiere
GO

Jennifer Morrison at Nicola Maramotti Dinner
GO

Kristen Bell - With Dax at Ostia Lido Beach in Rome
GO

Leelee Sobieski at Los Angeles International Airport June 18
GO

Aussie Jewel Delta Goodrem @ the SELF mag “Rock Bodies” soiree’
GO

Nip/Tuck Joely Richardson @ “The Edge Of Love” prem
GO

Adriana Lima - Lunching at Bar Pitti restaurant in NYC
GO

———Music———

Sixx AM - Heroin Diaries
GO

Motley Crue - Saints Of Los Angeles
GO

Aimee Mann - @#%&*! Smilers
GO

40 Below Summer - The Mourning After
GO

Mates of State - Our Constant Concern
GO

High Fidelity OST
GO

?uestlove Presents Babies Makin’ Babies
GO

Camp Lo - Uptown Saturday Night
GO

Burt Reynolds Tries To Sing
GO

The Dark Crystal OST
GO

Limmy Eat World - Clarity
GO

———Sleaziness———

Valentina Italian Incest
GO

Naughty America Brianna Love
GO

———Pics———

Scene Chicks
GO

Meet a Black person
GO

This Kid is Pissed!
GO

———Software———

Star Wars Jedi Knight Academy
GO

Gothic II
GO

Portable War Chess 1.1
GO

Game CheatBook 2008
GO

#1 Video Converter 4.2.5
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

The Girls Next Door - season 1
GO

Cashback
GO

ONCE
GO

The Royal Tenenbaums
GO

Apocalypse Now Redux
GO

How to Rob A Bank
GO

Seinfeld - season 4
GO

Leatherheads
GO

Ratatouille
GO

Joy Division - Under Review
GO

———E-Books———

Firefox 3 Revealed - What’s New, What’s Hot & What’s Not
GO

The Engineers and the Price System
GO

Revolution ART PDFs
GO

Complete Idiot’s Guide to Tantric Sex
GO

———stepPOLLS———

Would You Use this Toilet?
GO

Do you Pee in the Shower?
GO

———Screening Room———

Kobe Jumps Over Snakes… But loses the Finals
GO

from the stepFORUM of the Day

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Since I’ve been pretty much squtting in various locations the last 5 days - I haven’t been able to spend much time on the internet, so I haven’t been able to seduce all the hot girls on the stepFORUM, that doesn’t mean I don’t love you girls, it just means daddy’s busy and by busy I mean trying my best not to get stabbed by this really weird angry dude I’ve been staying with. Either way, Here’s a taste of what’s going on in the stepFORUM.

———Celebs———

Michelle Trachtenberg - gorgeous at the Whitney Art Party
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Britney Spears Sex Tape Photos (unconfirmed)
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Megan Fox (HOT!) Japanese Rolling Stone Photoshoot
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Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend China Chow - Topless
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Ellen Rocche lookin bootylicious- june2008
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Kate Beckinsale working out (Date Unknown)
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Colbie Caillat Photoshoots - 2008
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Doutzen Kroes - *wow* at the Whitney Art Party
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Amy Yasbeck a beauty in black @ the Women in Films soiree’
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Anne Hathaway - In leather pants leaving TRL
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Rosamund Pike @ the Cartier “Love Bracelet” Launch
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Jenna Fischer - “Get Smart” Premiere in Los Angeles, June 16
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Gisele Bundchen Michel Comte Photoshoot
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Rachel Bilson - *Stunning Legs* at the Whitney Art Party
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Laetitia Casta posing @ the Festival of Romantic Film
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Lauren Conrad - Leaving the gym in Hollywood
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Elizabeth Hurley beautiful leaving her London home
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Natalie Portman in black singlet & jeans walking the dog
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Reese Witherspoon in coloured dress out in Brentwood
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Salma Hayek - Arriving at a Los Angeles studio
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Nicole Richie @ Women In Film’s 2008 Crystal Lucy Awards
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Hilary Duff - Leaves her pilates class in Toluca Lake
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Fernanda Souza - june2008 - UM mag
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———Music———

Cypress Hill - Greatest Hits
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Nelly Furtado - Whoa Nelly
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The Monkees - Pool it!
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Mastadon - Leviathon
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Ghostface Killah - Shaolin’s Finest
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Queen’s Rhapsody: The Hits of Queen
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Socialburn - Where You Are
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Steve Stevens - Memory Crash
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Best of Tina Turner
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Speed Racer [SOUNDTRACK]
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Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo OST
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———Comedy Albums———

Cheech & Chong - Big Bambu
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Jim Breuer - Hardcore
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Paul Mooney: Know Your History - Jesus Was Black
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On Location: Redd Foxx
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———Sleaziness———

Boooooty
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Pl*yboy’s Playmates in Bed 2008
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Young with Mammaries
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Pl*yboy’s Hot Housewives 2008
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Carola teen, beautiful blowjob in the car
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———Movies and TV Shows———

The Incredible Hulk 2008
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Eraserhead
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The Crow
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The Happening - By M. Night Shamalamadingdong
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———Software———

Treasure Planet - Battle at Procyon
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Virtual CD 9.0.0.1
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Microsoft Office Accounting Professional 2008
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QuickBooks Pro 2008
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Slysoft CloneDVD v2.9.1.9
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———E-books———

The Problem of Punishment
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Run Your Car on Water
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Installing & Finishing Drywall
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Ten Questions Science Can’t Answer (Yet!)
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HOW-2 Meet Women. The Shy Man’s Guide to Relationships
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———Screening Room———

Oopsie Poopsie in the Hot tub…
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Guy Builds His Own Rollercoaster
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From the stepFORUM of the Day

Friday, June 13th, 2008

When I was out last night, I met a girl who was on crutches from some reason and I noticed all the dudes were hitting on her. I walked up to her and started chatting her up because I knew she wouldn’t be able to run away and she got to telling me that she’s been getting more male attention than ever because of the crutches and should use them when and if she heals as a tool to get a husband. I told her that dudes are like animals and when they see an injured bitch they try to get up in her because they know she can’t run away and that kind of preying is exciting. So I decided to steal her crutches from her and hide them so that she really couldn’t move. By the end of the night, I saw her making out with 2 dudes while one other fondled her tits and I felt like I make magic. I forgot to tell her where I hid them, so I figure those guys took care of her, let’s hope not by leaving her borderline lifeless body in a ditch.

The stepFORUM is bumping, you can find everything you need there, maybe not 2 dudes to make out with while they fondle your tits and gang rape you leaving your crippled body in a ditch, but it’s the internet and you can pretend. Enjoy.

———Celebs———

Lindsay Lohan on the Labor Pains set 6/10
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Lindsay Strutt (HOT!) unknown topless photoshoot (NSFW)
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Audrina Patridge in jeans & Lauren Conrad in leggings heading to Crown Bar
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Mandy Musgrave 17th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, LA
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Jessica Biel (Great Legs) on ‘Powder Blue’ Set
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Vikki Blows ZOO Magazine (NSFW)
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Monica Cruz Looking Hot @ 7th ELLE Awards
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Famke Janssen - Citizen K Mag Shoot
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Kim Kardashian pics out in Monaco & at some event
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Miranda Kerr - topless (covered) unknown photos
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Emmanuelle Chriqui - arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live June 10th
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Mariska Hargitay @ premiere of Paramount’s “The Love Guru”
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Alyssa Milano - Sultry, wearing glasses at a baseball game
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Hilary Duff in light blue top/scarf pumping gas
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Bai Ling leaves the Cabana Club fashion party in West Hollywood,
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Shana Hiatt - Poker After Dark (NSFW)
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Kristin Cavallari on a flight to New York - June 10
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Alyssa Milano on the set of Wisegal, inc
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Laura Prepon @ The Pink Party
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Mischa Barton - braless see thru white t-shirt
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Laura Prepon tight/short skirt @ Golden Nymph Awards
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———Music———

Pre-Release The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
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Wilco - Summerteeth Demos
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Canibus - Hip-Hop for Sale
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The Game - Before The L.A.X.
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Joni Mitchell - Miles of Aisles
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Eve 6
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Young Knives - Superabundance
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The Best of Almost Acoustic
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Harry Chapin - Greatest Stories Live
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The Offspring - Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
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Van Morrison - Tupelo Honey
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———Sleaziness———

Deep Red Feeling Herself
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Beautiful Anal Divas
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Gisele - Brazilian Babe
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Monica Santhiago - Brazillian Girl Hot
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———Pics———

Awesomely Bad Tattoos
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William Murderface
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———Software———

Techsmith SnagIt 9.0.0
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FlipAlbum Pro v6.0
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Babylon Pro
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Ground Control 2 - Operation Exodus
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Deadly Dozen 2 - Pacific Theater
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———Movies and TV Shows———

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Stephen Lynch: Live at the El Rey
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Cassandra’s Dream
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Gladiator
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Van Helsing
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———Comedy Albums———

Andrew Dice Clay - The Day the Laughter Died
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———stepPOLLS———

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse dot com
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Secret Sex Lair
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Should He Be Fired?!
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———Screening Room———

How NOT to shoot a gun!
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My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks - Classic!
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