If you’ve been wondering where Stephanie Seymour has been since she broke up Guns N’ Roses in the 90s, I can assume not very much, but then again I have no fuckin’ idea and I am only basing it ont he fact that she showed up to an event in a see-through shirt with pasties on. It’s like she’s toying with the idea of getting noticed again but she’s being a bit of a pussy about it and hasn’t really gone all the way with showin’ her nipples. I kinda find the whole thing weird, considering models are always naked and are usually comfortable with the world seein’ their tits, but I guess she’s not as confident in her body as she was now that she’s 40 but that’s just because of the much needed societal impact that tells old bitches that they sure aren’t what they used to be as their husbands run after younger pussy and repeatedly turn down sex from them because they aren’t the girl they married. I’d still do her, but that’s just because even at 40 she’s hotter than anything I’ve ever given it to, but then again I am not society and society tells her to put some fuckin’ clothes on because she’s a fuckin’ Mom.

This is my reminder to all the girls out there that Halloween is coming fast and it is your one day to get out of your mom jeans, because every motherfucker is wearing mom jeans and into some sleazy, slutty, tit and ass exposing costume because we all know that deep down inside you’re a little whore. But you don’t need a reminder, you’ve been planning your costume for the last year, like a frat boy hits the gym for spring break.

I am guessing the Stephanie Seymour is over the whole slut years of her life in her old age and knows that she has had her run as a model and bitch who fucks rock stars, so slutting it out on the runway may not be her thing this anymore, but has the ability to turn some vintage lookin’ nurses outfit into something not so whorish, but we can all see your ankle tattoo and it reminds us of a time that once was.