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Archive for the ‘stepLINKS’ Category
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I tried to get you some original content at the MTV VMA’s but got this email today:
Dear Jesus Martinez,
Unfortunately due to the growing number of requests and the limited amount of space, we will not be able to accommodate your credential
request for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Thank you for your interest!
All the best,
MTV Communications
Well someone just rained on my fucking parade.
That said, everything MTV, I’m talking new shitty shows, current shitty shows and anything else MTV touches, including their attempt to be cool with Vice TV is banned on this site due to the growing number of requests I have been making for girls to send me nude pics, which really has nothing to do with anything but you’re still banned so fuck you cocksuckers at MTV. We’re breaking up and you don’t exist to me.
Here are my links….
10 Hottest Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Videos….
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Michael Phelps is Banging Amanda Beard To Make Olympic Swimming Babies…
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Which Bikini Would You Rather Fuck
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The 5 Hottest Paraguayan Women
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Hot Aussie Holly Valance in Some Hot Photoshoot For You Perverts….
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And Here I Thought Parks Were Just For Staring at Small Children
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Matt Lauer and Al Roker Are Amazing and By Amazing, I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Really Mean Amazing
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Lauren Mai Looks Delicious in Shit Lingerie
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Maybe Lohan Has Been Gay All Along and By Gay I Mean Looking For Attention
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A Shitload of Celeb Nip Slips
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Remember the Article About Chinese Guy Who Got Caught Humping a Bench?
Here’s the Video
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Olive Garden Hates Kendra Wilkinson
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Outrun Trains
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Okay We Get It. You Like Yogurt
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Jewel Gordon Make Me Wanna Go Downunder
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Red Necks + Axe = Comedy
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Ahh to Be a College Aged Female
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Amy Leigh Andrews Is All Natural
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Find Girls to Fuck. Do You Really Need a Reason?
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Geeky Amateur
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Victoria Silvstedt Will Most Probably Sue Me Over Linking This. Oh Well
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Kelly Bundy’s Cancer Tits Aren’t So Cancerous Anymore
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Jennifer Lopez is Braindead and Needs to Be Punched in the Face
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More Proof Britny Can’t Sing
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Ellen’s Gay Wedding Photos and By Gay I Don’t Mean Shitty, I Just Mean Gay
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I Don’t Know How to Say This Delicately, But Kate Hudson Needs to Put Her Vagina on the Shelf For Awhile
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Striptease of the Day - MILF Edition
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An Awesome Compilation of Girls Gone Solo
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Motorcycle Stunt Gona Bad
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Porn Star Bike Ride
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Awesome Self Shot Gallery
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Use This to Help You Get Sex. Virgin
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Damn, I Almost Forgot How Hot Shakira Was
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Natalie in the Snow
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Lily Allen Threw Down Outside a London Nightclub
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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I Pary Everyday I Will One Day Learn to Surf
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Can Someone Just Do me a Favor and Kill Rumer Willis?
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Traci Bingham, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Abby Brookes and Her Giant Cans
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Eveytime I see this Photo, I think Michael Phelps is in a One Piece Bathig Suit
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Jennifer Ellison Says How D’you Do!!
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Say Hello to Miss September
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Have Some Fun, Fuck With Your Mailman
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Monday, August 18th, 2008

I got SPAM today, not the meat, that shit’s for rich poor people, but the email….it made me laugh and here it is.
KKK To Burn Eco-Friendly Crosses
It’s nice to see that they care about the furture of their racist kids, it’s pretty fuckin progressive thinking that I guess you have no choice but to respect.
Here’s another one:
Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.
I thought the coke cut with baby powder that put my friend into shock and killed him was the freshest smelling blow out there, I was wrong….
Here are my links. Maybe they will make you laugh….
Christina Applegate is Cancer Free GO and Avril Lavigne is Too Hot for Malaysia GO
Some Slut with Big Tits Reviews Smart People Because She Isn’t One….
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Some Baseball Pain….to Make a Boring Sport More Interesting..
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Lohan is In Some Lesbian Love Triangle With A Chick So Ugly Her Vibrator Turns Her Vagina Down
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Some Awesome CNN Call Pranks
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Katie Price Panty Upskirt, Which Really Isn’t That Exciting Because She Bascially Walks Around Naked Everyday Anyways
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Britney Spears Tryies to Pretend She is Not Completely Crazy
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Aracely Arambula is My Kind of Women, and By That I Mean She Has Tits and a Vagina
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HOT LESBIANS WHO YOU’RE GOING TO WISH WERE STRAIGHT
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10 Funniest Masturbating Animal Videos
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Chick or Dude the Olympic Edition
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Alba at the Latina Awards Jumpin’ Borders With Her Mom Tits
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Bar Rafaeli Called the Cops on the Paparazzi When On the Beach….They Couldn’t Do Anything - So She Decided to Try to Hide Like It was Nazi Germany and She Was Anne Frank…
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The Best Obituary Ever
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Some Compressed Air Addict from Intervention in this Walkin’ On Sunshine Remix Good Times…..
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Some Artistic Nudes from India
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BRAND NEW HOT PICS OF OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST KURT ANGLE’S WIFE
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18 of Movies Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes
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Listen to the New Guns and Roses Song that Sucks Because Apparently They Aren’t Dead…But This New Album May Kill Them….
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Laggerfeld as Lil Wayne
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Interview With Some Angelin Jolie Impersonator
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil Their Half Naked 2009 Calendar
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American Apparel Slutty Billboards in SoHo
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Whoa!! Relax a Bit Rosanne!
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The Best Porn Anywhere!
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How Many Times Do Back Flips Have to Go Wrong For People to Learn
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When It Come to a Job Like This, You Need a Professional
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Fuck Data From Star Trek! This Guy Made a REAL Android!
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Jennifer Hawkins Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck NOW!
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Ain’t No Fun Like Tipping a Port-O-Potty
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Wet T-Shirt Goodness
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Divini Rae Hotness
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Just Add Oil To This Whore…
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Top 10 Worst Female Celebrity Bodyparts
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Avril Lavigne Is Too Sexy For Malayasia, and By Too Sexy, they Mean Disgusting
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Jennifer Lopez is Training for the Triatholon. In Full Hair and Make Up. What a Stupid Fucking Bitch
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Paris Hilton’s Make Believe Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Kasia is a College Slut
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Wino: “I am not on Drugs!”
Us: “Yeah Right!”
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Why Hello Charity Rogers!
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Virgin and Need All the Help You Can Get
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And That’s Why Hot Tubs Are Disgusting
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Professor Moons a Classroom
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Web Cam Glory
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Nadine Velazquez, I Wanna Be On You
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Topless Gymnastics
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Darryl From The Office Has a Teeny, Tiny Drug Problem
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WTF is Wrong With Tori Spellings Tits?
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Soccer Fan Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Going to Die Alone With Her Barren Womb
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Roundhouse Kick!
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Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her, And So Do I
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Denise Milini is Very Nice
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Make a Pull Ring Smoke Grenade
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Saturday, August 16th, 2008

I am on day two of the hangover, I really can’t figure out what the fuck I did to myself on Thursday night, but it was bad. I was out of fucking commission all day yesterday and struggled to do the little work I did do, only to pass out at 8 pm and sleep right though until now. I wasn’t doing drugs, I was just smoking shitty cigars so I don’t know why I got kicked in the fuckin’ ass, but I did, that said, here are my links because I got some recovering to do. I am going soft, I guess it was just a matter of time before my drinking ability followed my dough like physique and impotent dick, but it still depresses me.
I just ran into some American dude at the office supply store, he is the kind of guy you’d expect to be at the office supply store scoping out young girls buying school supplies, you know the kind of guy who you wouldn’t be surprised if you got called and told he got arrested for jerking off in public, raping girls or molesting children. I’ve unfortunately known him for a while and had to entertain his conversation where he went on a rant about the Olympics. He was so fuckin’ pissed that China is beating the US in medal count at the Olympics and decided to turn it on me and tell me I suck because Canada hasn’t won shit to make him feel better that the USA being second best to China, which is really just a preview of what’s to come in the next 15 years when China takes top rank as the most powerful country in the world on all fronts and this is just a cocktease showing that they are slowly on the rise to global takeover.
The truth is that I wasn’t born in Canada, I don’t consider their success in the Olympics relevant to my life at all, I feel no ties to the great white north and I don’t watch the fucking Olymics, because they are boring as fuck. The only reason China has the most medals is because they are booming, and don’t want to look bad hosting the shit. They have enough people in the country to recruit athletic 12 year olds and ship them off to concentration camps that turned them into fuckin’ robots in every event. For the last four years they have been on regimented diets and work out programs and training 14 hours a day, 7 days a week like they were in fuckin prison and they were told before the games if they don’t win, they get executed so they pretty much have no fucking choice.
And I have no choice but to post my links so here they is, there are a ton, but all are good and it’s the weekend - what the fuck else are you going to do….
Brooke Hogan Flashing Her Ass By Turning Her Bikini Into a Thong VIdeo
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Some Girl Climbs into a Toy Machine
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Lookin’ Like The Hottest Bitch in a Mesh Top I Have Ever Seen Sweetheart
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Traci Bingham Showing Off her Greasy Fuckin’ Tits
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Soccer Ball Smacks Down Cheerleader
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Why Hello Mellissa Statta
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Lindsay Lohan May Not BE Gay Anymore, In Fact She Never Was
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Eva Longoria Pokies
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The 10 Hottest Women’s Prison Topless Scenes…
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Some British Model Named Alice Gets Naked and In Her Underwear for the Assholes at Vice
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The Hottest Celebs That Have Been Dumped:
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Hollywood’s Craziest Exs:
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Video of American Apparel Sluts Playing With Super Soakers…..in American Apparel Bikinis and Leotards….
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Ashlee Simpson’s Big Ol’ Mom Tits Hanging With Her Busted Up Mom Face
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Sex Position or Yoga Position?
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The Only Way to Spend Your Weekend
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Reporter Shot on Live Tv - Video
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Ass Tastic
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Nothing Wrong With a Little Phone Sex. In Public
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Adriana Lima Action
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Tommy Lee’s New Haggard Pussy
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Hotel Receptionist Fucks With Some Old Guy
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Dirty Whore Cat Fight
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Get Laid This Weekend
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Sexy Maid Collection
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Some Trailer for a Surf Movie That Looks Amazing
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the Bubba Hog Dance Off
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Cassidy Strips Down
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Swedish Olympian Sara Boberg’s Leaked Amateur Nudes
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DMX is a Model Citizen
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Remember That Shitty Song By Alanis Morrisette Called You OUghta Know?
Well It’s About Uncle Joey, From FULL HOUSE
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Make Getting Sex Easier Than Ever
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Sorry Rachel McAdams, You Are Not Hot
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Kim Kardashian Covers Her Fat Tits For Once
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Monica Vesela Hotness
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Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Continue to Spread Their Disease Around the World
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Your Friday Striptease
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Collection of Stripper pole Mishaps
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Soem Fucked Up Japanese Sex Show Wrestling I Don’t Know What the Fuck
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Remembering Athens 2004
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Andi Valentino is Delicious
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Bob Saget Melt Down Whic is Fake, But Amazing
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Very Clever Jessica Simpson
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Magda Gomez = Boners
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Us Tax Dollars Flow Into The Army For a JOb Well Done
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Motorcycle Death Wishes
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Sharing is Caring!
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German Olympians Do Playboy
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game
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Some Sluts in Bikinis for Some Miami Commercial
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Move Over Dina Lohan, There’s a New Mother of the Year and I Like Her Way of Thinking….
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Sarah Boberg is a Topless Crossbow Olympian
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FORMER WWE DIVA (AND BELLA MODELS ESCORT) ASHLEY MASSARO NOW APPEARING AT A STRIP CLUB!
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This Cop Was a Hooker on the Side
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Amber Lee is the Obama Girl and Here She Is in a Short Skirt….Lookin Worth a Round….
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Kate Hudson is Boring and Flat Chested on the Beach
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Michael Phelps Hangin’ With Some Sluts…..
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What if Your Wife was a Pornstar
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Watch an Angry Old Man Who Can’t Take a Joke
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Felicity Huffman Wore Madonna’s Dirty Panties
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The Max Payne Movie is Going to be the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Reporter Gets Taken Out By a Huge Ball
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Jenna Fischer in Walk Hard Sex Scene
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Miami Sluts in Metalic Bathing Suits Drunk and Slutty
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Find The Best Porn, Period
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

I just found out that Sam Ronson was in Montreal for some opening event for H+M and she didn’t reach out to hang out or take me out for drinks with all her celebrity DJ money. Sure, I’ve never met her, she doesn’t know I exist but that’s the kind of cunt behavior that hurts my feelings, not that I have feelings, but if I did, they’d be hurt.
To think I’ve been taking estrogen to work my way into their hearts by sneaking into joining the lesbian love affair and making it a lesbian love triangle as the lesbian with chest hair, which is the lesbian every lesbian relationship needs and I’ve been planning this for the last 6 months because I thought it would be good for business, only to be neglected as my penis and balls slowly shriveled up with my dignity and genius plan, it makes me feel like I really wasted energy on these jerks and that what I think is genius, really isn’t, but it’s not all a loss because now I have my own hot tits to play with, I should post pics and do live cam shows to finally make some fuckin’ money on this internt shit….but I won’t.
Instead of hanging with the girl who uses Lohan’s vagina as a chew toy, drinking heavily and slow dancing like we were at prom and she was my date, before paying homeless dudes crack money to do stunts like they were in Beijing, I compiled these links and used the word compile to describe what I did tonight, making me slowly turn less and less cool the more I sit at home working on this stupid site and by working on the site I mean watching amateur porn and smoking cigars while messaging girls on facebook for nudes.
With Love….
The Hottest Fucking Video From the Olympics….
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Mariah Carey is still a Crazy, Demanding, Slut
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Paris Hilton Walks Around in a See Through Dress
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Jessica Simson is so Country in Her Short Shorts…
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Trampoline Mishap
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The 10 Greatest Female Streakers in Sports History….
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Burger King Bathtime
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50 sexiest beach babes
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Here’s a Hot Pic of the Slut Who Jamie Lynn Spears’ Teenage Baby Daddy Was Cheating On Her With…
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Which College Movie Slut Would You Rather Fuck
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Hollywood is Really on a Set Mission to Ruin Everything that Once Ruleds
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Here’s a Good Job For the Ladies Lookin’ To Make Some Extra Money…
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Tyra Banks Shows Off Her Nappy Hair
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER - The World’s Tallest Transexual - Sandy Allen….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Masterbate at work
**This is Amazing**
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Sphia and Eve Get to Know Each Other
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Okay, I Hate Sharon Stone As Much As the Next Person, But This is a Bit Much
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Dita Von Tease is Not Hot, You Shitheads. She Dresses Like a Fucking Grandmother
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Aubrey O’Day is Slowing Morphing Into Shauna Sand
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Madonna is Buying Another Baby
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Locksmith Prank Call
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Chickens Are Better Than You And Me
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Finding Waldo Must Be Pretty Fucking Boring By Now
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I Wanna Punch P-Diddy/Diddy/Daddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/ or Whatever The Fuck He Is Calling Himself These Days In The Face
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Office Bathroom Prank
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Andi Valentino Gallery
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Weightless Lesbians!
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Here’s a Monkey Ice Skating
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Striptease of the Day
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Saphia Has Some Alone Time
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Cassie is a Slimmer, Hotter, Less Tranny Look Version of Kimora Lee
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Nella is Tasty for a Used Up Whore….
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Foreign Street Fight
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Oprah Drunk Dial
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Some Vintage Richard Pryor from Sesame Street, Motherfucker
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Chick Naked and Masturbating on Photobucket Because it is a Porn Site in Disguise
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Some Big Black Cunt
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Porno Gets Me Through Depression….
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Girls Who Get It Done Right
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Better Than Comics
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

The latest development in my life is that I am balding. As I fat man, I always prided myself in having the most luxurious unkempt, unwashed, uncut matted hair in the neighborhood, but today when walking by some drunk, asian panhandler who was hanging out in traffic and who turned to me and screamed in some thick accent I could barely understand that I must hate my life because not only am I fat but I am also going bald….I got mad, sad and decided the only thing that would make me happy was to smack his Chinese take-out box full of pennies out of his hand and all over the street. I am an asshole, but maybe motherfuckers should shut their fucking mouths and stick to being drunk and poor and and asian and leave innocent drunk, fat, balding motherfuckers alone.
Either way, when I got home I looked for a mirror to check out my hair, because I was self conscious about the shit and it turns out the fucker was right. Now, I’ve got nothing going for me except for my links and here they are..
What the Fuck Happened to Maria Menounos?
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This is The Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Got a hot photo shoot for you, check out Holly Huddleston from E!’s Sunset Tan Being a Slut…
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Natasha Henstridge is in a Bikini
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Jodie Marsh is Topless and Pole Dancing
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More Garbage from Tropic Thunder Bullshit….
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Long Beach Hot Rod Hotties
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Silvia Saint Will Make Your Mouth Water
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The 10 Hottest Videos of Girls Jumping on Trampolines
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Cunt Rap: Terra Patrick Vs Jenna Jameson
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Sienna Miller is a Grimey Homewrecker I Want to Fuck
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The 20 Worst Gymnastic Falls of All Time
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The Top 9 College Movies of All Time….
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Eating Phallic Food
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Katie Holmes in Some Hot Tight Jeans…
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Sluts in Whipped Cream Bikinis…
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Some Big Titties Break Glass in this Innovative Titty Ad
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Two Israeli Sluts with Olympic Body Paint Flags
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Is This Art or Is This Shit….
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Sienna Miller is a Homewrecking Crybaby
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BEWARE OF THE BEAR!
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No Arms, One Leg Bowling. Wait. What?
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Sex Tapes That Will Scare You Away From Porn Forever
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Move Over Angelina, There’s a New Lara Croft
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I Call This The Pussy Treasure Map
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Here’s The Promos With Shitney Spears for the VMAS and They are Even Worse Than You Can Imagine
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Topless Tennis is the Only Way to Play
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Asian Hotties Beat Down White Guy in the Dry Cleaners
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Bikini Cat Fight!
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Marketa Day’s Ass is Fantastic
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Boobs and Lotion = Hours of Fun
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Some Winehouse Drama We Have All Been Needing
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Is It Me, Or Is Jessica Simpson Gettin Hefty Again?
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LA Billboard Queen Angelyne is a Hot Piece
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Drunk
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Cutie Blond Takes it Off
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Kate is a Perfect 10
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Get Laid Today
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Fuck I Hate Horses
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Nothing Like a Naked Crack Whore
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God Damn Addison Rose is Fine!
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More Olympic Volleyball Hotties
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Art is in the Eye of the Beholder
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Man FHM Rules So Much When It’s Not The American Version
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Serena Williams Is Actually Looking Good In this Photoshoot
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Why Dogs are Smartr Than Babies
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Guitar Hero - Kurt Cobain Edition
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Tracy Turnblad’s Dad is Out on Bail
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I Don’t Know Who Menia Mathioudaki is But I Would Like to Find Out
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Hef’s Got a New Girlfriend
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fix a Wet Cell Phone With Rice
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
She’s Blonde, She’s Trashy and She’s Posing Slutty…
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This Bitch in a Bikini Wants You….
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Web Slits Done Right
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Find the Best Places To Spend Your Money For Masturbation….
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Buy This Cuz You Have No Soul….
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Monday, August 11th, 2008

I got this email today:
a lot of sites have been blacklisting people coming in from your site as of late.
That is because no one takes me seriously, it’s not the first time this has happened in my life and probably won’t be the last. This is an illegitimate operation and people hate you for reading it as much as they hate me for writing it. The 3 of us should all move into a 2 bedroom apartment and make babies with random whores in efforts to take over the world with our own race. I’m just throwin’ ideas out there and here are my links.
Hot Big Breasted Girl Dressed Like a Slutty Cop Showing Off Her Ass in Some Wack Viral Video I don’t Understand
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Some Old WHore Who Looks Like Shauna Sand’s Mother Rockin’ Some Old Whore Panty Flash
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Valentina Vaughn is Delicious
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Maybe the 2008 Olympics Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Zoo Beach Babes
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Behind the Scene Fighting in Felon
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The Hottest Politician Mistress Skanks
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The 10 Best Pole Dance Falls
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The 10 Best Times Cunt Was Dropped on TV
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Carrie Underwood Hates Jessica Simpson and Fucks Her Boyfriend Whenever She Can Because She Had Him First…
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Isaac Hayes is Dead; So Here is a South Park Tribute
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Watch This Tori Spelling Singing Video Because It’s More Offensive Than Anything I Write Here
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…Faye Valentine’s cameltoe:
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Some Chinese Dude Got Stuck Fucking a Tight Slut of a Park Bench
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10 Hottest Female Olypians…..
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Watch Some Young Pussy Cry
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Mellissa Haro is Your Monday Fantasy
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Javier Barham is Better Than All Of Us On So Many Levels
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Scarlett Johansson and Her Tits Are Looking For a New House
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Madonna Claims to Have Twisted Her Ankle, I Think She Broke Her Old Lady Hip
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Find The Best Porn Reviews on the Internet According to Me
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There’s a MILF War Going On Outside, No One is Safe From
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Amazing One Armed Guitar Player
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Free Hugs in a World of Hate Video
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Cheapest Shot Ever Taken
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Krystal Forscutt Gallery
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Idiot Tosses M500 Grenade at Parked Car
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Awesome!
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Eva Angelina - Video
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Church Rave Makes Church Going Gayer Than It Already Is
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Sunny Leone Outdoor Striptease
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I Think Jenna Jameson is the One Who Should Have Been Spayed
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The Wonka - ReMix
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Tara Reid Isn’t Even Good Enough for Reality TV. Jesus
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Any OG Batman Clips Are A-OK By Me
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White Boys Rap is Always Good for a Laugh
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Julianne Moore Is Pretty Smokin
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Jodi and Julita Will Make You Feel Funny in Your Pants
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Make Infared Goggles!
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Skateboard Knockout
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Find Girls to Fuck - Because Sex is a Two Person Activity For Most People Who Aren’t You….
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Amateur Hotties in Knee High Boots
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The Ronson’s Pretend They Aren’t a Bunch of Rich Kids in a Stupid Photoshoot Where Sam Looks Hot….
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Harold Seems Like the Kind of Film You’ll Identify With - TRAILER
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Badminton is My Favorite Sport - Watch The Skill
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BONUS - WEIRD FETISH VIDEO OF THE DAY
Some Pissing Lesbians For You
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George Bush Rocks the Beach Volleyball Sluts Like the Pimp He Is
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BONUS - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SONG OF THE DAY
Locksley wrote a song caled All Over Again
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Some Vegas Slut’s Got Some Money in Her Panties
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Web Sluts Nuff Said
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Saturday, August 9th, 2008
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I am not dead yet, I just feel like I am. I am sure if I keep the site I will be because when I read comments like this I feel like that person will shoot me one day....
I have been meaning to ask you this question for some time and I was way too lazy to ask. I am so glad that some other losers got to you and now I have your answer. If it helps I was writing 5 years ago and I still never made it big and when I discovered your website I thought I found a soul mate but then I posted about my love of jail bait girls on your forum and got banned so now I am reduced to messaging you on the comments which is ironcic because you claim to be angry about how nobody reads your site but you ignore all the comments you have gotten from me over the years but what do I care my internet g/f broke up with me a few months ago so now all I have this ….
I am not sure what that is all about but I am mad that I am not drunk….but dizzy from disease….here are my links….let’s fuck you little whore….
Phobe Price Kissed a Dog and She Liked It Video
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A Webcam Is My Best Friend When It I am Bored and Girls Are Willing To Get Naked On Them….
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Shauna Sand Almost Died in a Car Crash. The Tragedy is that She Didn’t
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Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza is Pretty Much Naked
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Penelope Cruz Nipslip Throwback
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Petrea Nemcova’s Hair Will Look Better On Your Balls….
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Some Rollerbalde Towing Jump That Makes Me Happy
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The 10 Hottest Legal High School Chicks
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The 10 Hottest Topless Cigarette Smoking Scenes…
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Lohan Pullin’ Titty Tricks Like the Crafty Lesbian That She IS
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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Journey to the Centre of the Earth….To See Journey
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This Dog’s Got More Game Than This Baby…..Because Dog’s are Man’s Best Friend and Babies are Man’s Worst Enemy….
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A Whole Lot of Porn Sites Reviewed So You Don’t Get Ripped Off While Gettng Off
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Marija Vujovic is the Type of Women You Will Never Bang
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Clay Gayken Had a Baby?
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Lydia Herst in Lingerie For Dudes Who Like Rich Girls in Panties….
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The Best Video Dating Tape Ever According To The Asshole Who Emailed This Link Into Me…
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Smart Car Versus Lamborgini
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Ghetto Mom Fights in the Streets As Kid Watches
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Find Girls to Fuck - We All Know You Are a Virgin
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Shay Laren Strips Down - Video
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Now THIS Is a Future Porn Star Masturbation the way You Like Watching Her Masturbate…….
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I Don’t Know WHo Leyla Melani is, But I Want Her to Wrap Her Legs Around My Fat Body
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L’Oreal Lightened Beyonce’s Skin for an Ad Because They Are Racist and Hate Black People
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Miranda Kerr is the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
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Pervert Caught in the Act
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Puma Suede is Your Video Fantasy of the Day Because You are Into Very Sick Bitches….
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Heather Graham Throwback. What Ever Happened to Her?
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This Blog About Madonna is Most Probably Fake, But The Stories Are Humiliating, So Who Cares?
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More From the Retarded Policeman
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Fuck Women Are Retarded Sometimes
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Paul Newman Is Pretty Much Dead
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Use This to Get Sex, BEcause Friday is the Best Day of the Week to Get Laid
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Amateur Sluts Naked Who You May Know…
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Melissa Midwest Gallery
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James Inman Got Knocked the Fuck Out
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Nadine Velazquez is Full Bangable
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Emma Watson Bikini Party
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The Dude WHo Murdered a Bitch at Lil Kims Party Confesses
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A Little Something Extra
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Dollar Bill Trick Which is Pretty Rad
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United States Military To Be 30% Robotic By 2020
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Megan Fox - The Making of the Saint
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Make a Detonator Off of a Cell Phone
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Four Naked Women Who are Not My WIfe and One WHo Is……well not my wife but some Photographer’s wife…They’re naked so be happy…
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Do it Yourself Vasectomy for Those Of You Who Do Not Want to Get Themselves Pregnant While Jerking Off….
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Vegas Chick in Her Underwear and Stupid Clown Socks
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Friday, August 8th, 2008

Today 4 different people told me they want to start a site like this and want my advice as to how to start a site like this and my advice is don’t start a site like this. The reason is not because I don’t want more competition, because I really don’t care about competition because being competitive is too jock for me and jocks fuck each other up the ass in the locker room.
The reason is because everyone thinks they have the capacity to run one of these pieces of shits and thinks that their opinion is better than mine or the next guys and that they could pump this shit out in about an hour a day and make the same as working a 9-5 job, but they don’t realize that they are about 3 years too late and 1000 sites are doing the exact same fucking thing as they want to do and post pretty much the same fuckin’ content as they wawant to and Say the same thing you have to say.
So takes those hopes and dreams and throw them away, go back to your drone life and stop trying to think about ways to make money. It is a waste of time.
The truth is that I don’t make money off this site, but whenever anyone asks me how much I make with the site, I always tell them 10,000,000 dollars a year, I just look and live homeless for the irony of the whole thing. They usually realize I am lying but I do my best to keep it up and I think people respect me when I say I am a millionaire, but the truth lies somewhere in my wife’s bank account and it’s not very sexy, but it does make me the highest trafficked site nobody reads with the shittiest financial return on the internet. But who really cares about money when you can be semi-homeless/ retired.
Whoever said the Internet is the future, forgot to mention that you can’t be a racist, hateful cocksucker who posts pictures that don’t belong to you and porn if you want to get Coca Cola to advertise, but I’m not going to change, I like sucking at life, it fuels me and I’d say that it’s pretty much an honor to be the biggest idiot on the net, but it’s really not, it kinda makes me cry on the inside, which in turn works out amazing for the two of you reading this. Thanks.
Now, I don’t know what I am talking about but Here are my links. I went with the “You’re a Pervert” Theme. I think it’s some Nobel Prize winning shit….so Watch Out…
I Shoulda Been Invited to the Bob Saget Comedy Roast But No One Thinks I Matter….
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Sienna Miller’s Friends Deny That Her Vagina is a Hypnotic Device
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Louise Glover is In Her Bikini By the Pool
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The Health Ledger Case is Closed, You Can All Stop Accusing MK Olsen of Murdering Him Now
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Rachel Bilson Panty Upskirt
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Guy Buys Car With Pennys - VIDEO
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10 Hottest Movie and TV Cheerleaders of All Time
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The Hottest Old School Porn Stars:
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Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns on TV
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Mound While Fighting the Wind
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Exclusive Tom Cruise on Tropic Thunder Set Lookin’ Crazy
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How DO You Like you Guitar Hero Naked Bitch…From the Front or From the Back
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Riley Chase Gallery
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Beauty Queen Lezzie Fantasy of the Day
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Cutie Teen Striptease for You FUckign Sick Fucking Perverts
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Holly Valance in FHM, Half Naked and Worth Cumming Inside.
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Rachel Nichols is Delicious for a Whore..
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Cameron’s Web Cam Tease Because SHe’s a Slut and Her Dad Used To Touch Her When She Was Growing Up….
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The Best Porn Anywhere
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He’s Number 1!!
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Confessions of a Female Masterbation Addict
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Gigantic Brawl - Video
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Adri Takes It Off For You Fucking Perverts
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Hot Blonde Threesome For You Sick, Depraved Fuckign Perverts
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It’s Not Often That Something Leaves Me Speechless Because I Never Shut the FUck Up…
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Do Yourself a Favor, Find Girls to Stick Your Pathetic Dick Inside….Because You DOn’t Have to Be the Only One Laughing At It….Share the FUcking COmedy You FUcking Pervert.
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Kim Kardashian is In a Video Game of Some Shit Because She’s the Poster Girl For Fat and Lazy Cunts….
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Edward Scissorhands Recut
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Babe with Rose
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Britney Spears is TRying to Sell THese Bikini Pics for a Million Dollars
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Ashanti is Starting to Remind me of Janet Jackson Before she Got Fat and Fucked Her Face Up
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More Rachel Bilson
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Diane Sawyer is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Vintage Naked X-Tina
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Brunette and Blonde Go At It You Sick FUcking Perverts
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Easier You Sick FUcking Pervets
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Two Bitches Fight in Their Thongs For You Sick FUcking Perverts
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A Whale’s Vagina For You Sick Fucking Perverts
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Erin Avery is Naked For You FUcking Perverts
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Holly Webers Legs Go On Forever
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Some Chick Got Beaten to Death at Little Kim’s Birthday Party. Don’t Fuck Around.
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Cheerleader Fun for You Fucking Perverts…
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Eva Mendes, You Fucking Slut, Stop Doing This To Me….
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Some Nerds Redid a Whole Radiohead Video in Lego. Get a Fucking Life
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Eva Longoria’s Got Cum in Her Hair - You FUcking Perverts
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Hot Wire and Steal a Car
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Cross Dressin Good Fucking Times…Thanks Photobucket for Being Fuckin’ Sick
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Spread Pussy Because Photobucket Isn’t Pornographic
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Slut Topless in Lingerie
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The Wet Panty and Girl Kissing Girl Album of Smut
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The Best Girls Are The Ones Who Know Their Place in This World
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LA MAKES WHORES EXPENSIVE
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BONUS - BREASTFEEDING AND SORE NIPPLE REMEDY - FOR YOU SICK FUCKS WHO GET OFF TO NATURE…..
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Thursday, August 7th, 2008

I decided to punish myself for sucking on the site today. I pretty much hated everything I wrote more than I usually hate everything I write, so I decided to steal money from my wife to go see a movie….a really horrible movie….one that would leave me feeling raped and alone….I chose Stepbrothers. I know I ranted about hating Will Ferrell earlier today and I just felt that it was only relevant to use that piece of shit to keep me on track. I drank about 6-9 beers before going in, in hopes of having to piss so bad that I had no choice but to piss myself, upsetting the other 3 people in the theater enough to get me kicked out, otherwise I wouldn’t let myself leave at my own will because there’s no real punishment in that. Overall, it was nice to see John C. Reiley throw his talent down the fuckin’ toilet and Will Ferrell in his stupiest of performances all while feeding Judd Apatow and the continuous stream of shit he continues to produce because all you cocksuckers eat it up, making him richer and richer and making me hate life more than I did 3 hours ago…. Now here are my fucking links some may suck since I am officially dead on the inside…..but I am sure they are all still worth clickin…
Some Soapy Car Wash Viral Video With a Big Set of Tits in a Yellow Bikini
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Jenna Jameson’s Haggard Pussy Is Pregnant Despite All The Abuse…It’s a Modern Day Miracle…
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Beyonce Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce in Her New Ad
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Paz Vega Ass Grab
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These People Hate the iPhone
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Some Immigrant Slut in Lingerie Teaches You How to Escape a Communist Country Using Train Tracks and a Rock Hard Body
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Some Michael Cera Shit for the Groupies…
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How to Fight Like a Girl
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Women Who Will Fuck You To Death:
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Everyone Hates Pam Anderson’s Filthy Scab Pussy
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ at Amanda Bynes’ Tits
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Whore Heidi Fleiss Got Her Hair Done and I’d Still NEver Pay Her For Sex….
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Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pictures for Some Magazine
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Some CBS News Anchor Used to be an Erotic Model
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Tori Spelling Dressed Like Courtney Love Because She’s a Cunt
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The Best of Harriet Carter for the Week
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Quentin Tarantina to Ruin Movie That Hasn’t Even Been Made Yet
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Jamie Hammer is Lookin’ Good
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I Really Don’t Understand These Lord-of-the-Rings-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Nerds Who Take This Shit To Serious
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Blow JOb Olympics
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Electrocution Caught on Tape
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Concert Chairs Go Flying - Video
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Jennifer Aniston Really is Going to Have a Baby With the First Cock that Comes ‘Round…
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The Simpsons American Idol
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Find Girls to Fuck - Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Crystal Stevens Women of Playboy
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Amateur Blonde
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Lohan is Looking as Old and Tattered As Her Mom’s Vagina
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WTF is Up with Katie Holmes and These Jeans
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First Celebirty Baby to Be Born With AIDS
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Giant Soccerball Ownage
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Kelly Ripa Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Miranda Kerr, I Love You
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Sweet Blonde Brandi Moses
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Garde Hose Fun
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Deleted Scene from Dark Knight Which Really Isn’t a Deleted Scene, You Know That and I Know That But Here It Is Anyways
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Russian Gang Fight - VIDEO
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All of the People Who Own These Boats Are Better Than You and Me
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Kim Kardashian Out Doing Some Shit
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Gorgeous Brunette Felicity
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Marketa in Softcore Bondage
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The Bob Saget Roast Sounds Like It Was Funny As Hell
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Virgin Self Defense
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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Elena Santarelli Bikini Pics
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Hack an Automatic Car Wash
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:
Some Black and White Studio Shots of a Slut
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Some Chick and her Tits
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Webcams Makes for Good Entertainment
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Some Slut from Vegas and Her Fake TIts in a Bikini
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Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

The Backstreet Boys were in town tonight so I decided to walk by the club they were hosting an event at because I was amazed they were all still alive and really curious about what kind of party they would start now that they are all old has-beens. I wasn’t planning on going in, but I wanted to see the kind of people who go out of their way to see The Backstreet Boys in their dying years and there was actually a whole lot of fat girls showing off some tit in tight clothing for their childhood celebrity boyfriends.
I was convinced no one would show up except for the Born Again Brian to hit up the free booze because god hasn’t been good to him while trying to convince the barmaid who he was after she didn’t recognize him behind all those wrinkles.
I couldn’t get in, which is too bad cuz I would have loved them to sign my tits, I was wearing sandals and haven’t showered in a few days, but I want it that way and you want my links…so here they are….
I Wish Robert Deniro Would Stay the Fuck Away From Comedies
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911 Call to End All 911 Calls
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Scarlett Johansson is a Lady in Red and That Doesn’t Mean on Her Period for the Fans
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Sylvester Stalllone is Jacked….
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The Side of Vanessa Hudgen’s Boobs Isn’t Nearly as Exciting as Her Nudes I Almost Got Sued Over
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Mountain Golfing Looks Alright
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January Jones is Rocking OUt in Summer
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Some Brand New Audrina With Her Fake Tits in Her Pink Bikini
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The Hottest Girl On Girl Celeb Makeouts Of 2008
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The Worst 80’s Anti Drug PSAs
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Jessica Alba’s Close-Up Post Pregnant Ass Shot
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Who Would You Rather Do at The Picnic
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Anderson Cooper Hates Ali Lohan
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Fucking With Sleeping Friends Never Gets Dull…
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Mr.Rogers is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Emily Scott Zoo Gallery
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Craig Jones Dies in Crazy Bike Race Crash - Video
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Gorgeous Blonde Lia
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Penthouse Pet Andy Valentino
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Dark Hair, Blue Eyes. Tasty
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Tyra Banks Has Lost Her Fucking Mind
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More Clone Wars Bullshit, You Fucking Star Wars Nerd
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Roofie Roulette Looks Like The Best Party Game Ever
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Oprah is Rich
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Find Girls to Fuck, Virgin
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Keira Knightly is Part Retard or Something
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Miranda Kerr Modeling At Some Show or Another
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All the Teens Choice Award’s Bullshit Lumped into One Gay Post
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Cute Young Amateur
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Styla Styles Strips Down
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Techno Rave Girl On Drugs Needs to Relax a Tad
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Attention Whores of the Day
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MILF Hotline is Probably Right Up Your Alley. Perv
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Some Whore Does an Anal Bottle Rocket
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Tory Lane Gallery
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Amber Heard Hangs Out at Comicon
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The Lovely Zafira
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Finding Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Kaila Williams is My New Black Girl Crush
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Lauren Hill - Still Crazy
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Chick Looses Her Shit in the Mid at Some Festival
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Hannah Hilton Gallery
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The Fat Chick Who Played Tracy Turnblad is Most Probably Racist
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Eva Herzigova in GQ
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More Homemade Bombs
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Hot Fake Tits Sell Rum in Brazil
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Jesse McCartney Shows His Ass
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Guiness’ Porno Ad Campaign
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Hot Slut Sychronized Swimming Team
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Playboy Sluts Do Coney Island
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Russian Sluts Break Bikini Records
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Alter Girl Turns Pornstar…Like All Good Followers of Christ….
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Web Sluts Who Do a Job Right
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Find the Best Porn Galore
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Some Montreal Bitch in a See Through Outfit
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I went to watch a bunch of senior lawn bowling because I heard it’s the number one place to spot someone have a heart attack or stroke and I figured it would make me value my life a little more than I already do. I am lying, I went because I heard it was a rich old person sport and I figured there would be some hot rich old lady pussy that was desperate for some male attention because their husbands died decades ago. I am lying, I went because it’s free to watch and I don’t realy have many options for entertainment that’s free, other than stealing my neighbor’s internet connection.
Either way, here’s some links to entertain you for free, you cheap fucks….
Segway’s Are Twice As Funny When People Fall Of Them
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Tracy Turnblad and America’s Next Top Hoe Airport Fist Fight Update
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Big Tits Review Harold and Kumar
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