That last thing that I fee when I see this video of Pinky is that I want to fuck her. She looks more like someone I’d expect to tell me that my credit card is not actually my credit card when at the pharmacy trying to buy 1000 dollars of lactose to cut my meth with. You know, the kind of ass that makes me want to go on a diet and that makes that diet easy because it turns me off of fucking food. Her ass is too fucking big and if you put that shit in some sort of police line-up I’d expect it to be an ass that takes up half of my fucking seat on the bus and breathes fucking heave and not something people like to see getting fucked or naked or any of that, but for some reason that I’ll never quite get, people love the shit, so when I got this video of her short legs and huge ass, I figured I had no choice but to post it…I mean, that and that fact that she’s being so fucking creative wearing a pink dress when her name is Pinky, that’s almost as innovative as the pink weave she’s rockin….all this is time better spent doin’ sit-ups.

I don’t know if you remember an amazing moment in this site’s history, when Vivid contract girl, Meggan Malone taught you how to dance , but she I do. I watch that shit on repeat, over and over, almost on a nightly basis because she says the site’s name in it. That means she knows I exist and that’s better than any porn she’s done.

Well, she’s back, and she brought her amazing fucking ass to the internet today and lucky for me, she said my site name as she throws the dice and that works for me …

If you want to see more of my internet girlfriend in action, you know, when she’s not staying up into all hours of the night having cyber sex with me and typing my site URL over and over again, she’s in the “Deeper Throat” TV series on Showtime Saturday nights at 11:30pm or in an actual porn movie called “Strictly Conversation” available at Vivid .

It’s Friday, we’re all tired of working, not that what I do is really work, but more an addiction to sitting on a computer because it makes for a good excuse not to do other things in life, but I figure what better day to post this very EXCLUSIVE video of some no name stripper sluts who were hired to spend 3 days in Vegas at the Adult Expo to stand by a booth and shake their asses. Sure shit happened a month ago, but I’m slow on the uptake, whatever the fuck that means, I just hear people say it and wanted to drop it like it’s hot.

I used to do a feature called “Day Dreamin’”, I haven’t done one in a long time because I was watching TV at a friend’s house and some motherfucker used the song I used in a TV commercial, leaving me at a loss about what to fucking do about postin’ these videos, but I’ve got over it and had this video from the Adult Expo that happened a couple weeks ago of some girl and her handler with ropes….cuz there’s nothing like day dreamin’ about a tied up bitch, because you know it’s harder for her to escape.

Here’s a shitty video and some picture of Nina Hartley’s ass. If you don’t know who Nina Hartley is, then you are an idiot. She is a 50 year old Jewish old school pornstar who has some crazy fucking booty. She is one of the longest running pornstars who seems to like what she’s doing, she hasn’t killed herself with a drug overdose and she hasn’t got the AIDS virus, so she’s the kind of experience slut all you young sluts should look up to as your idol.

She is educated, she is a feminist who thinks sex is something women give to men and she’s on some kind of quest to legitimize what she does and make it have a bigger purpose, even though no matter how many words she says to explain herself, I just can’t make out what she’s saying because her mouth is full of cock.

I don’t want to underestimate her life work, but let’s be real for a minute, you get fucked on camera, you have been getting fucked on camera for close to 3 decades and that makes you a slut, whether you are smart or intellectual about shit or not.

Here are the pics to make up for the shitty video, speaking of video Nina Hartley is still in “Mature Porn” and produces some instructional videos, because if there’s anything this bitch knows, it’s how to take a cock and eat some serious pussy…,

I figured we should re-cap stepTV since no one watches the shit even though it’s the heart of the site, I’m just too lazy to get out there to video tape, but in the back of my mind drunkenstepfather is a video site, so here’s a few videos that were put up this year for you to watch.

Meggan Malloy Dances for DSF.com

Passive/Aggressive Sex Rejection

Rapist Training Video

Hot Biker Slut

N.E.R.D Has Make a Wish Foundation Retard Dancers

The Baldwin Brothers Are Drunk

Tila Tequila (Thinks She) Is a Video Star of the Day

American Beauty Queens

After writing this website for years, I finally convinced a girl to get naked and do a video dancing for me. I started the site hoping to get girls topless, that didn’t work out too well for me, but in the back of my mind, I always thought someone would be willing to take her top off for me, but that didn’t work out for me either, because it turns out people don’t give a shit about useless sites, but that all changed today with this AMAZING video of Vivid Star Meggan Mallone doing a little dance for us topless.

The video was sent in by the people at Vivid to show me they care, it is directed by porn producer/director Shylar Cobi and I feel like I just won the lottery and that all this typing actually had a fuckin’ point. Yes, tits are enough for me, I have low expectations….so take that every teacher and ex girlfriend who told me I was wasting my time and that I was destined to failure. To think all these years, I believed you, or pretended to to justify my drinking…

Either way, this is just a Christmas miracle…I guess Santa does exist and isn’t just some creepy dude at the mall….

Either way, watch this hot/funny video to brighten up your day….Here’s the SFW Version….

Here are some older pics of her because she’s hot….and I am in love….

I will tell you why this long drawn out video none of you will watch is funny and that is because of the back story I can pretty much guarantee behind this and that is that dude meets a girl and builds up the courage to invite her out on a date, she agrees because she’s not all that hot or used to boys taking the traditional route of trying to wine and dine her. So he puts on his favorite blazer and she dresses up as classy as she can and they go out to a restaurant for a bite to eat. He orders a bottle of wine and tries to get her drunk thinking it’ll make the fuck easier to secure, but doesn’t realize she’s running all these different ways to get out of the awkward moment that’s bound to come where he tries to get in her pants, so she does what any passive aggressive girl who is unsure of herself and scared to offend or rub the guy the wrong way after he so kindly tried his best to fuck her. So she fakes that she’s sick and can’t walk and dude tries to play nice about the whole thing, knowing she only had one glass of wine but still unable to accept that she won’t fuck his lame ass, so he holds her hair, feels her tit a bit all while she sits there about to be sick, but never actually getting sick, because she’s not sick and it’s all just part of her master fucking plan to not give up her vagina despite how badly she probably needs it. To make things worse, bitch is so prude that no only will she not let herself get fucked but she doesn’t know that real drunk people about to be sick is a lot messier than this, with a lot more spitting and dizziness and a lot less put together. Good job though, maybe you can take your acting to The Hills or some shit…..Either way, watch the video because I thought it was funny and it’s my site so I can post what I want to, even if it is shitty original content….

If you’re a chachi motherfucker and acting like an asshole while smoking your expensive Cuban cigar to draw attention to yourself that didn’t work because you didn’t get you any stupid bottle whore pussy, you should do what every smart sexually frustrated 9 to 5 millionaire does when they see a blow up doll on the street being used as some kind of prop at an Asian bachelor party, and that’s beat it up like the whore that it is, then give it a little diddle because you like vagina. Maybe one day, you can make to the big leagues and do that to a real woman, but only if you’re lucky I guess. You sick fuck.

Lennox Miller emailed me asking me to link her site and I said no, but I would link to her site if she made a video of her in her lingerie that she produced for stepTV and she agreed. I generally hate these gossip video blogs, but I figured I’d try it out, so if you guys like it and I don’t see why you wouldn’t like it, we’ll make it a regular feature, but don’t get used to it, because like all regular features, Lennox will gets discovered and hired by a bigger company that actually pays her lots of money to do this for a bigger audience, but until that happens she’s ours, so enjoy her dirty gossip minute and leave good comments to bring her back next week in less clothes….

To keep my end of the deal, her website is SuperNaturalBlond and you should check it out, when you’re not wasting your time here…..oh and I just made you famous, bitch.

I am not attracted to chicks who ride motor bikes. They are the same kind of girls who drink beer and like bar brawls. They fuck you like crazy because the vibrations of their motorbikes make them walking verge of cumming sluts, but they are rarely fucking hot and when they are hot, they are usually lesbian or into wearing Ed Hardy and getting shitty tattoos and fake tits, and that shit just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’m too picky, but I’m more into girls who are scared of the world and want guidance, not ones who want to grab life by the balls and see where the road takes them.

I understand what Harley’s doing in bookin’ Marisa Miller to be their hot biker slut, simulating sex on one of their bikes like a lame poster or calendar you’d find at a mechanic’s garage in the 80s, but motorbikes just makes me think of fat chicks who like wrestling and pulling out their fat tits when drunk, the same kind of girl who would rape you if she crossed you in a dark alley and I can’t really see past that, watch the video of some biker slut I saw when on a drive with a friend, be careful though, shit’s hotter than DJ AM’s skin, and I hear that’s so hot it’s melting.

There was an N.E.R.D show in Montreal last week and my stepdaughter went to see them, because she, like every girl, thinks sleeping with Pharrell will get her to meet Justin Timberlake, while my other stepdaughter would be satisfied with just meeting Pharrell, and by meeting, I mean servicing backstage because they are social climbing sluts and I encourage that, even if Pharrell is dark skinned and that is against God’s way, he comes across as a pretty white black dude and despite having more hip hip hits under his trendy belt, he’s still pretty suburban lookin.

Anyway, they got some footage of his concert where a couple dudes were brought on stage, I know, already a little backwards if you ask me, then he gets them to be his backup dancers for his entire show, instead of hiring or even recruiting one of the many sluts from the crowd who were already dripping in their panties for him and would have given them something to masturbate to for the next year, but instead he chose this make a wish foundation retard mess.

You know – bros who shave together – stay together. I decided it was time to take out the camera this weekend while drunk. I haven’t done one of my legendary, academy award worthy stepTV clips in a long time and I realize I gotta bring that shit back to the site. In future, I hope shit’s a little better than this, but I like to think it’s part of the charm.

These are two bald guys getting pizza after a night drinking together, I wonder if they do more than just rock the same hair style together, like maybe they shave each other’s hard to reach areas because only they truly understand each other.

I spent Saturday drinking all day, because that’s what I like to do everyday. I figure if I am not drunk by 5 pm, I’ve failed, since it’s the only thing I am good at, according to me, according to everyone else, I’m some kind of evil drunk who takes down everything in my path, but since I black out and never seem to get arrested I figure I’m no real threat, unless I haven’t been caught for shit I’ve done and don’t know I’ve done, which is really the whole point of drinking because last time I checked I drink to forget and not to remember.

Either way, I heard that superstar Tila Tequila was going to be at some chachi club that I can’t fucking stand and decided since I was drunk that it would be funny to try to get in wearing my jogging pants and mustard stained T-shirt. I got to the door and couldn’t get through the crown of Ed Hardy shirt, tight jean wearing immigrants so I called a friend who I knew would be at the event because he has a crush on Tila.

Either way, he ended up getting me on the guest list and let inside, but that didn’t stop the harassment, every chick in the place looked at me with disgust and cleared a 5 foot circle around me like this was some kind of dance off while everyone else in the club was crammed together. I approached the area they had sectioned off for Tila Tequila and her friends and got this video of her doin’ a little dance. It’s a far cry from a sex tape but there’s only so much I can pull off with a limp dick, no social skills, a bodyguard tying to keep me away from her and a mustard stained shirt. Enjoy.

BONUS – Here are some Bikini Pictures from Some Photoshoot of Her Being All Active and Shit…

I am not a racist, I am not going to say that any part of the song is appropriate for the video. I am going to say that some people have some pretty sick fetishes and when I look at scantily clad fat chicks, no matter what their ethnic background is, I feel like someone down the line has given them some bad advice. Those people are usually perverts who can’t get pussy or weirdos who had fat moms and think that’s how women are supposed to look and make them feel good about being pigs, but all I want to do is lock my fuckin’ fridge to the ground or some shit, for fear that these pigs won’t take the time to open it to see what’s inside and just down the whole fuckin’ thing whole and when that’s done, they’ll move to the couch and eat that too. On their way down the street for their after meal walk, they’ll swallow every chick that crosses their path and still have room for desert. These bitches are fatter than Perez, but then again so am I and so is my wife, and you don’t see me walking around showing off my balls, even though I should….

I guess none of this matters and that I am still drunk, but know that whatever the fuck’s going on in this video, it’s fuckin’ wrong except for maybe their huge tits, but that’s just because I know how to focus my attention to what’s really important and that’s all I have to say about that.