I don’t know who Bianca Gascoigne is but I went into wikipedia to find out that she is the stepdaughter of some famous Footballer and outed him for abusing her mother forcing him to disown her even though his sperm didn’t make her. She was on some reality TV show in the UK and admitted she has breast implants and was scared that her drunken outburst ruined her chances at a career after the show. She is 20 and based on these pictures of her using the shampoo bottle to simulate a cock she’s suckin’ while wearing no panties and showing off some of her blond pubes obviously not too concerned with ruining any career and possibly even considering one in porn. See, I do bring quality information sometimes….

I like drunk girls because drunk girls usually do this kind of thing and finding a sober girl to simulate sex with inanimate objects or to flash her pubic hair is usually a fucking challenge. The other night I was talking to a drunk girl about having sex with vegetables, she told me that she was a pervert and ended up using a cucumber in ways I’ll never know but she did tell me that she ended up waking up in a pool of her own urine….later that night when I tried to convince her to use my beer bottle to simulate that situation for me to witness, she told me that she wasn’t drunk enough. Unfortunately, I don’t have the kind of budget needed to make these kinds of miracles happen, but the internet has a way of letting me witness it for free and that’s why I am here passing this on to you. That’s all I have to say about that.

Alright Ladies and Gents, were going to up and running very shortly. Do to matter beyond our control our photos cannot be hosted on our own server today, but will be hosted nonetheless.

Thanks for your patience, you’ll have some new stuff to read and photos to whack off to in no time!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Sugar Nell here, we are going through all sorts of technical difficulties still. And Marie-Eve is doing her best to fix this shit since she is the brains behind the operation while hookers are playing slip ‘n slide on Jesus’ belly somewhere in China. She is running her tiny tight ass off trying to seduce geeks to fix this lil disaster of the day. We will have some nudity, bikinis, and starlets slutt’n it up as soon as possible, so keep checking back, because we love you like a cat loves its nip and are doing our best to please you little fuckers.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

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Here are some pictures of Kelly Ripa sucking some white substance off her fingers from an episode of her Regis and Kelly show. I am posting them because I like turning non sexual things into porno, because I have been labeled a porn site and being a smut peddler I realize that almost everything can be considered explicit whether it’s a girl making a weird face that if taken out of context looks like she’s taking it up the ass, or whether it’s girls eating ice cream that’s dripping down her chin or whether it’s a girl breast feeding her kid, or whether it’s a girl grocery shopping, or kissing her husband in public, everything can be considered porno to the right person.

I know that there are people out there who jerk off to some weird shit that they consider amazing that I think is disgusting. An example of that is scat. I hate the site and smell of my own liver-diseased horrible diet shit and to think of getting a girl to shit on me kinda makes me feel sick

Speaking of making me sick. I was talking to this amputee the other day who told me that he always wanted to be an amputee. He said something about how his neighbor was born with one leg and he always got a lot of attention from people that from that day on he knew he needed to be one so he spent his life trying to deal with the shit. Whenever he’d get a girl to fuck him he would try to hide his right leg like he didn’t have one, and eventually, he intentionally had an accident that he didn’t go into forcing them to remove his leg. I guess that’s not really turning something innocent into smut, but it’s a pretty good fucking story of how weird some of you fuckers are.

Point of this post is that Kelly Ripa is the best thing to happen to daytime tv. Bitch just does something right to me and I am not sure what it is. Just to clarify things, I am saying that as an impotent married man and not a virgin collecting every picture I can find of her on the internet.