So there was a time when a very different lookin’ Angelina Jolie was just some typical rich kid slut who loved attention and who hated herself who got half naked in front of the camera while high in what looks to be some kind of Snuff film, but that doesn’t end like a snuff film should, but instead becomes the gateway to some long lasting career as some dark girl we all wanna fuck, but I see through the act and know she’s more hungry for attention than she ever was for cock, but realized cock was the vehicle for attention.

This is old, you’ve probably seen it already, I am posting it anyway, because it reminds me of videos I try making for girls with no daddies who I meet at the bus shelter, only they never go onto become famous. Enjoy.

Keep in mind that I didn’t double check whether this video works or not, it’s old, so I guess who really cares. Right?

I don’t know if you remember Miley Cyrus had a pregnancy rumor going around a few months ago that was never confirmed or not and I guess these pictures of her with baby are enough of a confirmation. It’s one of those “caught you red handed, Mom” situations that will be hard to talk her way out of.

The reality is that you gotta give her credit for keeping the pregnancy a secret for the entire term as to not get her teenage fans all excited and having copycat pregnancies like Jamie Lynn Spears is doing, In a lot of ways, she’s like the prom queen who gives birth in the bathroom at prom when no one even knew she was carrying, but our story has a happier ending, because Miley Cyrus didn’t leave the fucker in the toilet to get back to the party she’s decided to raise it like a responsible teenage mother here are those pics.