Paz Vega went out to the beach with her one year old kid and she wore a pretty interesting bikini, my wife has the same one, or at least one that fits the same way, but that’s just because all fullback bikinis look like thongs against her huge, rotten ass.

I always get hate because I hate on new mothers because pregnancy ruins their bodies, but I guess sometimes, in the rare case, they bounce back. It’s kinda like how a small percentage of people are immune to the AIDS virus and it could be you. The only way to really find out is to get out there and fuck intravenous drug using whores without a condom as often as you can. Let me know how it works out for you.

So this fat whore is suing Victoria’s Secret for a dangerous thong because everyone in America likes to sue for the stupidest fucking reasons in hopes of makin’ a couple bucks. The truth is that this whore just doesn’t realize how fat she is and throws on a pair of underwear that is too small for her and the shit isn’t designed to be strong enough to withstand that kind of abuse and explodes, almost putting out her eye. I don’t think the company who made or designed that shit should be liable for some fat girl in denial. I hear her next lawsuit is against the chair manufacturer who didn’t make a folding chair she sat on at a wedding strong enough to withstand her weight and then she’ll be suing Krispy Kreme and Popeye Chicken and Carl’s Jr for being the real culprit in this whole stupid mystery.

Watch her interview, bitch seems like she’s on crack and gives reason to girls everywhere to go commando because no only will you accidentally flash perverts like me, but you’ll also save your eye.

Lesbian haircut Mena Suvari doesn’t seem to be a lesbian anymore, at least that’s what she wants us to believe by over compensating with some dude on the beach by being all touchy feel with her public displays of affection. I would say rent a room but I never do that because I am more into watching like the creep that I am.

I don’t know how they do things on whatever planet she’s from, but I am hoping the next set of pictures have her on her knees with homies dick in her mouth, but I still have a feeling she doesn’t roll like that and by that I mean with penis, since dude looks like he’s putting on some shitty performance while she’s not having that and is just going along with it to get the girls she’s attracted to go back to her room with her. I think this pretty boy is just some kind of bait to get pussy in her mouth but then again I could be wrong, I was never a huge fan of fishing.

Here are some pictures of Mena Suvari rockin’ a thong bikini because she’s so hardcore that she doesn’t care if people see her in a thong. She is like every Russian person vacationing on the beaches of Vietnam who seem to love wearing the smallest bathing suits possible like it ain’t a thang when it definitely is a thang because they are fucking old, fat and disgusting. Maybe it’s a communist thing and they feel so liberated that they don’t have to wear rationed state-issued bathing suits and dress like their comrades so they get ridiculous, but I know it is the kind of ridiculous that makes vacationing at Russian hotspots an experience that will test your sexuality and leave you asexual for a little while before coming back and getting back to the porn you are used to.

I never thought Mena Suvari was much to look at, her wonky head brought back memories of retards walking down the street with helmets on holding a rope so none of them get lost and her body is a little too stacked making me think she’s either a lesbian or some kind of female body builder. She’s with some shaved head dude who probably has a penis so that theory is thrown into the lesbian filing cabinet, unless of course that is just a chick tanning topless with a shaved head who does the whole bull dyke, sexually ambiguous thing better than a plaid shirt/construction boot, crew cut wearing fat dyke I’ve seen, because lets face it, based on his stance he looks like the kind of asshole who spends more time in front of a mirror making sure his Tattoos show off through the collar and sleeves of his shirt just right and that his sunglasses are on just right before leaving the house, something an average dude with a normal dude wouldn’t bother with, unless he was going through some kind of sexually identity crisis. That’s just my theory but I have been wrong before…in fact, I am pretty much always wrong.

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook out for lunch with her man Billy Zane and her thong is riding pretty fuckin’ high or her pants are riding pretty fuckin’ low. She reminds me of those trashy bitches I see at clubs in their 5 dollar pair of white tight pants or short skirt who deliberately jack their thong up like it’s some kind of fashion accessory, because I guess when you’re a slut, you’re underwear becomes the most expensive or luxurious part of your wardrobe and you want the world to know that you’re a new woman, who is wearing underwear that no matter how many drinks you buy her, she probably won’t suck your dick or let you take that underwear off with your mouth, unless you are the bartender. She is the kind of slut who goes to the tanning salon to get thong tan line because she thinks it’s sexy to look like she’s wearing a thong at all times by skin discoloration effects. All I know is that the real sluts out there aren’t wearing underwear, they are too busy shoving things inside their cunt. So despite Kelly Brook having been a half naked model we all want to fuck but settled with Billy Zane’s penis, she’s not an official slut, just a poser and here is her thong.

I already did a post on Kate Hudson in her bikini today , but here are the thong bikini pics that are doing the rounds. Don’t ask why I bothered doing another post on her today, I feel like it was easier.

Either way, she does look a little fat in the uterus, but my expert opinion is not very expert since I have never knocked a girl up either because I am shooting blanks or I just never heard back from the girl since pregnancy and abortions were all part of her job description and were a cost of doing business, so even if she did get knocked up, she still wouldn’t have called me to let me know because she got with so many men in any given day, anyone could have been daddy….

All I know, her uterus looks fat, but it could be because of her period or maybe it’s just the way she’s standing or maybe she’s drank one too many beers and eaten one too many plates of nachos. Who knows or cares, what you should know is that despite finding her ugly and not worth a fuck, I had no idea that her ass was this fuckin’ great….so pregnant or not, she’s worth a round as long as she’s gettin’ it from behind….

Abortions….really suck the life out of you, or was it a miscarriage. Whatever it was, it left her uncaring ass exposed. I guess her lady parts are as numb as her heart after losing what was to be her very own miracle, no I am not talking about the fact that such a hag could get laid in the first place, I’m talking the miracle of life from getting fucked from behind in a tour bus. It was the kind of mess she was probably used too, because men will fuck anything willing, and thought it would just drip down her leg, so she could just forget about it like all those other times, but instead some of it stuck and got her into this sad mess.

All I can say is thank god for pantyhose, otherwise we’d be forced to see the mangled mess that her weight problem has done to her thighs….not to mention what her underwear is going through. I am sure it smells like death up in that shithole and it looks like her eating disorder is so out of hand that even her asshole has an appetite and it’s eating her fuckin’ underwear like Lily at that Extra Large Pizza last night while she cried.

I guess she should have listened to her ass’s appetite, because if she did, she could have completely avoided the whole pregnancy shit and would have just had a little limp in her step instead of fetus in her toilet.

Our hearts go out to her…

I am a pervert and as a pervert I fucking love watching girls on bikes. It’s probably got something to do with them staying fit and fitness is like some kind of myth in my life as I watch my wife eat donuts while watching tv, so I think my love for bikes comes from the position a girl is in when she’s riding. You know all bent over ready to take it while the seat gets eaten up by their crotch and their asses just kinda stick out in a way that allows you to stare at them as they ride into the distance, because you know they are too busy watching for traffic, or catching their breath to turn back and catch you jerking off to them. I guess I also like the fact that their tits hang out but you can never get as good of a look because they’ll catch you, and when they do you gotta smile and ask if the seat feel good or if they’d rather replace it with your face.

The other day I was sitting on a bench and this hot chick rode past me in a mini skirt, and I saw pretty much everything she had to offer and it made me feel like I won the lottery, kinda like Gisele. Her thong may not be like winning the lottery unless that shit was left in your hotel room after slammin her, but that’ll never happen to you because just getting into Gisele’s pants is like winning the lottery, and since you’re a loser, winning’s never really been your thing.

Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere buying some “sexy” red semi see-through panties. I guess now that she’s a big girl, she can wear big girl underwear too, it’s like when a girl first gets her period and buys her first box of pads, or when her breasts start budding and she’s gotta get her first A-Cup, or like when a college girl who never really admitted to masturbating hooks up her first vibrator, or like when a 12 year old dude tries on his first rubber to see how fucking annoying safe sex is going to be for the rest of his single life and maybe even his married life because he doesn’t trust his wife is on the pill and knows she is trying to trick him and lock him down leaving him with a kid that forces him to have to see her every second week after the divorce for the next 18 years.

Either way, I don’t find these pictures hot. I don’t know if it’s because I find Hayden a weird looking troll that doesn’t really do anything for me other than make me wonder how her neck and body support her big waterhead. Or if it’s the underwear that she’s buying remind me of some K-Mart shit that 50 year old ladies buy to drive their bored impotent fat husbands crazy on Valentines day, because it is the day for lovers after all.

Here are those pics:

These are some pictures of Daveigh Chase, some 17 year old child star who is going through her slut phase in hopes of getting more work.

I didn’t know whether posting these was a good idea or not, because I have a feeling that you are a sex offender and that this may put you over the edge and make you do things I don’t want you to do. But reality is that this girl is 17 and in a bikini, it’s not like she’s sitting out with her vagina exposed giving herself a diddle, which is something you’d probably want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy you are. So that’s why I am posting it.

Reality is that the difference between 17 and 18 is barely there. 17 year olds go to bars, party, get drunk, get naked, have blowjob parties and all the same shit their 18 year old friends are doing. That invisible line that is defined by their birthdays is irrelevant and the reason why it’s no illegal to hook up with one in Canada, but you Americans are missing out on all the fun with the risk of Jail and all that shit that comes with hooking up with one. I am not saying that you should all pack your bags and move to Canada to park outside highschools to offer girls a lift home, but I am saying that if you were in Canada, that’s probably what you would be doing, if you weren’t too scared to leave your mom’s basement, which I highly doubt you’d ever have the confidence to do. It’s so warm and comforting to have you bed made everyday and your laundry done and folded for you and there’s always food in the fridge…why would you ever want to leave. Sure some people call you a loser, but they are just jealous with how good you’ve got it, and girls probably won’t want to bang you, but I don’t know if you should be so quick to blame your living situation, I am sure it has more to do with the fact that you’re just a loser in all facets of your life.

Here are those Daveigh Chase bikini pics, you fucking pervert.

This site is known for it’s cutting edge content, actually it is not known at all, but every time I post a picture of a celebrities thong, I feel like a total fucking virgin loser who actually hunts the internet for celebrity thongs, and that shit carries over to my everyday life. While I should be spending my time trying to seduce women into my van, I am instead sitting at home doing this bullshit. I think I would have been better off as a pornographer, at least that way I would have maintained some level of masculinity, instead of being the straight, boring, middle-aged mexican in the 25 and under homosexual and virgin club…but I guess I have no choice but to maintain and none of you want to hear my bitching, so here are some pictures of Estella Warren’s thong, because seeing underwear on a girl bending over in a store or parking lot in real life is the closest thing you’ve ever got to pussy, and since you don’t leave your house that often, reliving that moment here on some Canadian piece of shit model is pretty fucking awesome and I am really happy to have played such a pivotal role in your fucking useless day. Asshole.

Reality is that this could be of anyone, because I can’t see her fucking face so maybe getting spy pics of girls thongs and claiming they are celebrities is the next business venture I’ll take. These Estella Warren pics just inspired me…

Here are pictures of a half naked Dita Von Tease doing her stupid Burlesque show. It always involves her in a champagne class with nipple covers and a thong and as good as that sounds on paper, shit looks pretty fucking boring, not because she does the same routine over and fucking over like bitch is in Groundhog Day, but because she doesn’t show the world her box that Marilyn Manson shot his satan seed up inside.

I don’t really get the whole pinup girl craze that’s been going on the last couple years. It seems like only fat chicks really respond to the whole movement, because it gives them a false sense of sexiness and they wear corsets and show off their fat tits everywhere they go to celebrate that sexiness they never knew existed while they emotionally ate their ugly fat hearts out through high school when no one would slam them.

I also don’t understand the whole alternative model movement that is a lot like this 1950’s burlesque pinup shit, because these fat chicks in corsets get tattooed and pierced decide that they can be models and people will get off to their naked inked fat asses. The way I see it, they shouldn’t be allowed out of their ratty homes and jobs working as a cashier at the pharmacy and into the photo studio where they get naked, but guys like you, who aren’t into hot chicks, buy memberships to these Suicide Girls sites, fueling this whole fucking industry and making more and more ugly girls get tattooed to feel wanted. I guess you’re a fucking charitable organization and you at least get off because of it, which is more than I can say about people who donate to AIDS Babies in Africa Charities.