I was trolling through facebook when I got in this morning, because I had to pretend that I was up all night working so my wife wouldn’t find out that I was out doing drugs and trying to do 18 year olds. I came across some dude’s pictures of a girl who looked a lot like Topanga from Boy Meets World only fatter and more troll-like and I decided to reach out to find out what the deal was. It turned out that it was the real Topanga and this is what he wrote:

Me and a few of my buddies went to McFaddens in Worcester MA one night and it happened to be Topanga’s guest bartender night. One of my buddies used to work at the bar when he went to school and knew a bunch of the bouncers and bartenders. We got to be at the front of the bar where she was hanging out and she gave us a bunch of shots to take with her. She wanted to dance and started grinding me and the girl i was with, I did my best for being a white guy with no rhythm and the three of us grinded for a solid hour… the type of moves that would make Cory Mathews jealous as a mother
fucker. Even the DJ at the bar tried to get with her.

At the end of the night me and my buddies tried to get her to go to the party we were going to but she had to go back to Boston or some shit to catch an early flight back to LA.

I guess it’s good to know that despite being a child star for some successful ABC family show, she still manages to get work, sure it’s hosting lame parties where she bar tends in small New England cities, but I guess it’s a lot better than having a successful acting career where she is the most desirable thing in Hollywood that gets so many jobs that she doesn’t know what to do with herself, because I’m sure deep down inside she wants none of that. She’d much rather be a nobody, she just goes to all those auditions she gets rejected from for jokes, her true passion lies in partying with commoners.

Some pictures of Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World making out with a girl at a party hit the internet last week and that’s when I realized that the wholesome child star who was never all that hot but who was marketed as the hot chick and confused teenage boys into thinking she was hot grew up to bemore fun than most girls I know, but that’s just because the party sluts don’t talk to me and I am stuck with fat chicks and whores who only dyke out of money and when they do dyke out for money it smells because they don’t really take good care of themselves, they are too busy trying to get high.

Danielle Fischel from Boy Meets World was interviewed on some radio station where she shows them her bra and panties, announces her tits size, tells everyone that her pussy is bald, that it looks like a ziploc bag, that she likes drinking and gambling and that her boyfriend when she was 19 used to beat her up. After some research it turns out that she was dating Lance Bass and Corey from Boy Meets World and I figure it could be either of them, since Lance Bass is gay and hates women and since Corey from Boy Meets World is just a miserable fuck who has to live with being Corey from Boy Meets World and doesn’t mind beating up chicks to make him feel like a real man, since for the rest of his life he’s going to be a little gay 12 year old and he knows it.

Either way, listen to the interview, I thought it was a national holiday and I don’t understand why other people are working because it’s fuckin’ up my day off cuz assholes are emailing me to post like I am some kind of dancing monkey and it’s expected while you all sit at home. Fuck you.

topanga Hill-Man Morning Show - Danielle Fishel

I know her real name isn’t Topanga, but I am too lazy to look into it. She’s one of those useless cunt of an actor who only had one recognizable job, and in her case it was playing Topanga on boy meets world. I guess these pics aren’t as interesting as the bitch from Family Matters who did porn and then Oprah, but this is TGIF at it’s best. I know my see through pics, and bikini pics, and nipple slips are getting boring, but if you had a dick that didn’t work - you’d understand why I look deeper and deeper hoping one day to find a pic that works our for me, if you know what I mean. These topanga pics aren’t the ones cuz she’s fat and her nipples aim to the ground and I never wanted to fuck her when she was on TV. So I guess, I will just keep lookin’.