I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..
You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.
YouTube Star and French Reporter Melissa Theuriau is topless and pregnant in some magazine paparazzi shots. Being topless is nothing abnormal in France, but pregnancy is, because french people like to fuck, but their idea of birth control is taking the load in their asses, true story, I know French people and they don’t believe in contraception because of the whole Catholic thing, but do believe in internal cum shots right in their ass lips….
The last time I saw a topless pregnant chick was at the stripclub, it was the same time I decided pregnancy was a beautiful thing, you know that whole circle of life shit where you get to see a woman doing what she’s really meant to do all while being a modern girl with self worth by doin’ it while in the work force establishing her career, it’s like Sex and the City before they all hit menopause, only the getting naked for perverts with money who like grabbing pregnant lady tits version.
I am only posting this shit, despite being boring and shitty quality, because her Youtube Videos get millions of views and I figure you’re one of the people who has seen them…repeatedly….you obsessive weirdo
Here are the Top 2 Theuriau Videos….
Melissa Theuriau Boring Me in a Compilation Video….
I am all for Eastern European girls mainly because the one’s who were born under the communist regime were raised to be whores, because their vagina was their only escape from a life of rationed bread and toilet paper under the iron fist. They needed to get out and if they were good looking enough, they’d be put to work learning how to suck dick properly at a young age, training and making extra money to spend on clothes and other things that would help contribute to their package deal for whatever American wanted to marry them so if they were good looking enough and not the fat and hairier than the average man that were trained for weightlifting in the Olympics or how to man a sewing machine for the factory they were going to spend the rest of their lives in but the odd one would take train to participate in the National past time of wresling juggling bears, they were sent into the sex trade, signed up to mail-order bride catalogs and if they were really lucky, sent to America to be models.
Now I know Krupa was raised in America, but that doesn’t take away from a deep rooted cultural tradition of being a whore that’s all part of her genetic code and knowing that is all part of the reason I am posting this.
The truth is that I am pretty disappointed from this photoshoot, I thought Germans were crazy and was expecting to see some scat bondage action, but I guess seeing her tits is better than nothing, even though it’s not quite as good as seeing her getting shit on like the whore that she is.
Girls are so catty. I was at the strip club the other night and I saw two of the strippers pretty much beating each other up because they were wearing the same stripper costume. They were pulling at each other’s shirts and spitting at each other while calling each other names. The bouncer let it go on for a few minutes because he knew shit was good for business, because it’s not everyday at the stripclub where some wrestling implanted whores get down and he sent both girls home. I was just surprised that they’d get so mad about somethng so stupid, I figured they didn’t have that much selection at the local stripper costume shop to begin with and seeing another girl working in the same costume happens all the time, not to mention as a patron, we just want to see you naked and don’t really even notice what you’re wearing, but girls will be girls.
Here are some pics of Heidi Klum raining on Cindy Crawford’s topless moment in the sun, because I guess she wants to prove that she’s still got it goin’ on too and that even after ravagin her body with black man cock and black man semen and black man babies, people still like seeing her ex-model mom tits.
If this is infact a competition of tits, where Heidi Klum is trying to show up Cindy Crawford, she lost. It’s safe to say that bad things have happened to Heidi Klum and bitch looks like she’s been dancing around a fire chanting tribal songs with her family and that this shit was shot by National Geographic and that she’s definitely lost whatever she once had.
Here are some more pictures of Cindy Crawford on some Yacht with George Clooney and her husband and like most people on Yachts in Europe do, she decided to take off her top and tan them titties. I really don’t find there to be anything offensive with seeing this mother of 2 topless, when normally I am thrown off at how a body is destroyed by childbirth everytime I accidently see a mom nude, but the odd time, a girl like Cindy Crawford defies nature and gets her shit back to what it was, leaving her someone worth jerking off to. She’s in her 40s and hotter than 20 year olds I have had, and that’s something that is worth celebrating because now we know it’s possible to retain your sex appeal in the “afterlife”, but also worth crying over because none of our wives look this good. She’s such a bitch for rubbin’ it in by takin’ off her top, but it turns out that I like these kinds of bitches and feel like I need more of them in my life.
Here is Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex girlfriend slutting out on the beach with her fake tits. I assume he only likes fake tits on his trannies and when he found out she had a vagina it turned him off and made him run like he was playing soccer, because whatever she had going on in her underwear wasn’t anything he had seen in the locker room before and he knew whatever it was, he didn’t like it.
I am not just hating on him because every piece of pussy out there wants his shiney, shaved and tanned thighs gently squeezing their ears and I am jealous because girls always give more attention to a fag because fags are well put together and like doing the same things as they do, like talk about boys, get their hair done and shop and are so sexy because they are unattainable and girls always like what they can’t have, but I am hating on him because I am homophobic.
Either way, here are her tits in various states of movement.
Jess Origliasso is a member of The Veronicas and these are supposed to be her tits. I got the pics emailed to me a couple of days ago and the person who sent them in claimed they were fake, I didn’t know the difference because I have no idea who The Veronicas are, but when I saw shit hit the internet on a bigger scale, I decided to post them because whoever is in the pics has hot tits.
This is some amateur erotica that keeps me going and that makes me happy that some pervert invented the webcam and pawned it off as a business tool, or whatever the fuck he did to get them into every household in America, because everyone I talk to tells me about how girls send them nude pics or get up on cam and masturbate for them like some kind of homemade pornstar for their eyes only because I guess everyday girls are sluts when they like the guy on the other end of the conversation enough. The only thing depressing in all this is that despite starting the site to get girls to send me nudes, I haven’ managed to score any, but I still have hope….because maybe a fan of The Veronicas will follow by their idol’s lead and start snapping off pics that they accidentally send to me, at least that’s what I am hoping these pictures do….
I am convinced that the only reason people try to become famous, pick up a guitar, start writing songs or movies, or start acting classes is not because of the passion for the art, or even for the money because there’s really no guarantee things will work out to make you money, but 100 percent for the pussy. It’s like even if you’re some loser rocker who plays local bars, or some shitty actor in local car dealership commercials, or even if you’re a male model for your friend’s clothing shitty t-shirt company, there will be girls willing to bang you because you are seemingly more important that the other dude that’s trying to get their pussy.
That’s why seeing James Blunt with sluts sucking each other’s tits, riding his friends, or simulating doggy style like some kind of private spring break party, doesn’t really come as a surprise, it’s easy fuckin’ pickings for this weird lookin’ clown because he’s a star and even your wife would throw her vagina to get with him because he writes songs strictly to remove panties. So whether these pics are new or not doesn’t really matter, because I am just posting them to remind you where you’ve gone wrong in your life.
Nylon is some piece of shit, too cool for school magazine, that is supposed to be on the pulse of the art, music and fashion scene and pretty much fuels the hipsters, indy rockers and electro DJs i hate by telling them what’s cool and what they should be into for the moment in their quest of trying to be cool.
It’s these pretentious elitist club of rich kids and actors who have no idea what’s up but are trying to live this bullshit fashionista lifestyle because they are empty and I have a feeling that Mischa Barton is probably friends with one of the editors or some shit and agreed to do a photoshoot because she really isn’t doing much more with herself and because it gives her that stamp of approval cuz she thinks being in the Nylon club means that she’s cool.
I think the whole thing is a waste of fucking energy and people should be worried about more important things in life. Trying to stay on top of things so that you come across as cooler than fuckin’ God is totally the opposite of being cool, because as far as I am concerned being cool means not giving a fuck about pretty much anything and naked chicks.
That said, I guess that means that Mischa Barton is halfway cool, so that means she’s on her way to being cool, but doesn’t mean she made the cut. Keep on tryin’, you sloppy fucking whore.
I am a huge Davina Taylor fan and have been one for as long as I can remember, which is about 3 minutes. Not only is she a slut who starred on the UK Soap Hollyoaks, but she’s also the daughter of one of the richest men in the UK, she married David Beckham’s best soccer playing friend, and had a drug problem that let her to cocaine fueled sex orgies with Kate Moss and Sadie Frost and rehab and now topless tanning, something all rich girls should do once a week and send me pictures of because it reminds me of all the ways I went wrong in my life. Like watching porn until 8 am last night because I didn’t want to go to bed with my wife and had nothing better to do, unable to get hard because of the broken penis and being pretty desensitized to everything thus unable to jerk off taking away from the whole point of watching porn, and deciding to write this site instead of going to sleep making me really fucking tired right now.
I know I am a couple of days late on this shit, but I am sure it hardly matters because I am hoping this isn’t a show you really stay on top of, but I think that’s giving you too much credit and forgetting the fact that you are an obsessive weirdo who can’t let go of the past and who still think Denise Richards is the hottest piece to ever to walk the earth.
I guess she still relies on sex appeal shit to get her paid, like some kind of prostitute, beause her show seems to always revolve around her running around naked, talking about being naked or like the clip above tanning topless and chasing paparazzi but this shit is so fucking staged that I feel like I am watching an episode of the Hills and knowing that paparazzi is actually a paid actor and not actually a second rate illegal immigrant who climbs trees, it ruins the potential of this clip, but not as much as the censor blur the network put over her tits. It makes me feel like a 12 year old getting my stolen porn ripped out from under my mattress by my local minister trying to guilt me into not jerking off and into hating women so that I go back to his quarters and suck him off or some shit.
If they wanted any fucking viewers of this shit, they would have realized that anyone depressed enough to watch the Denise Richard’s show, would be perverted dudes hoping to see her naked again, because in their mind, they are married her in 1994 only she doesn’t know it yet, but will appreciate their committment when she finally does meet them and hears stories of how they haven’t been with any other women in the last 14 years because their hearts belong to her. I guess it’s time for a bit of a reality check, because even she knows she isn’t what she used to be and here’s some more video of her whining about being fat to prove it and to mock any acutal fat chick who would die for her body that they are really really fatter and more disgusting than they thought before seeing this cunt.
Kate Moss is topless on a yacht again. I am a fan, not really sure why, but that’s just how it is. It’s nice knowing that while she was out getting some sun in luxury, I was sitting on my ghetto couch that smells like piss, because we found it in an alley and every summer the smells of its past start to seep into my shitty apartment, waiting for something interesting to happen to me, and the only exciting thing that did happen was an irregular heartbeat that convinced me I was dying, despite everyone telling me that god doesn’t off people like me, he enjoys watching our suffering too much. I hope that’’s true because I have been enjoying my permanent summer vacation, poverty stricken life lately becuase struggle makes me laugh especially when I have these famous cunts to constantly remind me of my inadequacies and poor life planning skills.
