I decided to post these because I always thought bitch was a dyke and I know you used to get off to her broad shoulders, so it’s always funny when the girl you used to jerk off to while watching her on the warrior princess show and reading your comics has decided to go through with the sex change because she was born a man on the inside, like Jamie Lee Curtis. Wearing a man’s shirt and tie is just phase one of letting the world know that it’s coming.
Speaking of cumming, I used to date a hermaphrodite or at least a girl who jokingly told me she was a hermaphrodite over and over again, until I started believing she was opening up to me, and tried to play it off as a joke to gauge my reaction. She had all her lady parts in place and looked like a thin, relatively sexy girl with big natural tits and an ass you could bounce your dick off, but it turned out that ass you could bounce your dick off was packing a dick. Because when she was a baby they found testicles and a prostate in her ass. I never asked if they were removed, I just kept trying to forget that she ever told me shit and tried to believe it was a joke because every time I’d freak out about it, she’d convince me it was a lie, but still every time i’d fuck her normal, functioning vagina, I’d get uncomfortable, but not uncomfortable enough to not bust all over her. Maybe she wasn’t really a hermaphrodite and she was too hot to not fuck and maybe she was just a girl who was fucking with my head 6 months into me slamming her, but in my mind I banged a hermaphrodite and that makes me as weird as you. Cuddles.
Either way, I only like lipstick lesbians and hot chicks experimenting with lesbianism. Bull dykes are just too damaged from being raped or molested or from being fat and ugly that they’ve denounced men and our superficiality. I’d rather put the bull dykes in their flannel and leather and denim and construction boots and strap-on’s with their lesbian haircuts on their motorcycles so that they can ride into the sunset, as fucking far away from me as possible.
The great thing about Pink is how committed she is to pretending that she’s got a vagina, when we all know that bitch is packing the biggest pair of balls Cary Hart has ever seen. Here she is getting a manicure like every normal tranny because having nice nails distracts people from the bulge in her fucking thong.
I got no tranny stories for you today….so just look at the pictures and make up your own or remember that night you slipped up because you were so horny and knew bitch was a dude, but told your friends that you only figured it out after you sucked its dick….if you know what I mean…which you do because it’s your story not mine. Get it together asshole.
These are some pretty gay fucking pictures, probably the gayest pictures I have ever posted. I am not saying that De La Hoya is gay because he wears women’s underwear and some sexy fishnet outfit with heels, something you’ve probably jerked off to girls wearing in pictures all the time. You may have never seen it in real life, because girls don’t get sexy for you, if you are even lucky enough to convince one to bang you, she’s probably doing the bare fucking minimum either because of the shame or because the roofies made her lazy. Point being, that just because a dude gets off to wearing women’s clothes doesn’t mean he takes it in the ass, it’s just a pretty good sign that he probably does…and if he did take it up the ass, this shit would probably make a lot more sense to us. I know that I have an easier time accepting fags doing fag things than straight guys doing fag things.
So I guess it is safe to say that De La Hoya probably won all the boxing matches in his career because shit turned him on. You know animalistic beating down of men is probably the most homosexual thing out there, because fags are into men and men are into beating each other up so being a fag who beats men up is probably some crazy foreplay, a lot like a straight guy getting off to going down on a girl.
The only other explanation I have for this is that he’s been punched in his head a few too many times and feels like the only way to show his feminine side is to actually wear women’s clothes, you know showing the world there is more to him that a good fighter. Or maybe he was a good fighter because he was repressing shit all these years and took out the fact that he banged chicks when all he really wanted was balls on his opponents.
I knew a whore who used to deal with very rich powerful dudes, I am talking Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Business Men, and they would all ask her to be the dominant because all day, everyday, they are the boss and they are telling people what to do, so having a rich dude on all fours with a leash on and a dildo in his ass was common for her. Maybe De La Hoya’s one of those people….
Either way, I don’t get it and these pictures should have never been allowed to be taken. The world doesn’t need to see anyone like this even if it is some elaborate plan of coming out to your wife and family without actually having to tell them to their faces that you’re a ‘mo. Shit’s massively embarrassing and I would be embarrassed for this fucker if I actually gave a shit. Instead I’ll just laugh at the pics with the rest of the world. I just hope you know realize how gay boxing is everytime you’re sitting in a room filled with men watching topless men beat the fuck out of each other.
If you were sitting at home last night wondering where Kim Kardashian was out partying last night, you have serious fucking issues. Unfortunately, I know where she was partying last night because I guess I have serious fucking issues. It would seem like I actually care about this Armenian fashion accessory who is trying to make it on her own by breaking free from her criminal mentor while she is in Jail to develop her own career as a useless slut, but at least she’s doing it with tits. But I don’t. Having the best site on the internet that no one reads means I get shit emailed to me.
I am not sure who she’s out with, but it looks like her sister, or maybe bitch is like Sadam and has a group of 10 look-a-likes so that she can be in 11 places at the same time, and they are just meeting up not to exchange notes on where the stand in Kardashian’s gotta go. I am bad when it comes to ethnic people, I am not talking black or white or hispanic, I am talking middle eastern and asian, motherfuckers all look the fucking same.
We have all seen Kardashian get fucked, now we can see her text message friends which is eventually going to become the new porno because everytime I go out that seems to be what everyone in the place is doing. It’s like there was a time when girls would dance, and get drunk and talk to you, but now there are just groups of people at tables text messaging people who aren’t there making the party feel like a gamers convention at the 24 hour internet cafe. I predict that Girls Gone Wild 2010 is going to be a whole lot of naughty text messaging parties and instead of watching girls flash their tits to the camera, they’ll flash their text messages so that we can read all the sexy drunk talk that’s going down.
I am not even going to talk about her fat arms, because I am fat, and who really fucking cares if she has fat arms other than her. I know that her thickness wouldn’t stop you from slammin her, and by slammin I mean jerkin off to her sex tape because you like nature channel shit with haggard tranny pornstar lookin’ chicks in them.
Here’s a picture of Serena Williams lookin’ a lot like Jessica Biel, only this bitch isn’t out fucking popstars, she’s hitting tennis balls harder than I hit my wife. I don’t actually hit my wife, I just figured that a hitting the bong reference would have sucked harder than my dick doesn’t get. You see, I hate weed jokes. I think people who talk about smoking weed are a waste of fucking space. They are the burlap wearing hippie fucks you see riding bikes and playing hackie sack. I don’t give a fuck if a motherfucker burns all fucking day, I just don’t want to fucking hear about it. So yeah, I am a little tightly wound about those kinds of references, but not as tightly wound as the tape that Serena Williams is using to strap her cock down so that it doesn’t show in her cute little tennis skirt…
