Exhibitionist sluts who only have a career because they got naked aren’t exciting to watch flash the world while in clothes, pretty much because it is what they do and have already done. Sure you can look at that shit like it’s some free-spirit hippie bullshit where they think the naked body is a natural thing, or maybe she’s just drunk and unaware that she’s flashing the world her cooch, but the fact remains that I’ve already seen her naked and I am really only into accidental flashing like when I am at the bar and braless college girls pop out of their dresses or pass out in the corner with their dresses above their bare asses, because pantylines suck, but this Holly Madison upskirt just bores me. I’ll post it anyway.
I was walking in a tourist part of town yesterday in hopes of finding some teenage runaways who didn’t know anyone and were looking for someone to show them around and would pay me for my services by having lesbian sex with each other while I fingered by ass. I figured it was a bit of a fantasy, but I couldn’t get the idea out of my head and figured you never know unless you try. I was thinking that in a worst case, some people would mistake me for a local homeless busker and would throw some money my way that I could use to buy myself something special, like a beer. It didn’t work, but I did get to see a group of hot big breasted girls on a four person bike riding around, and all of them were wearing skirts and none of them realized that as they pedaled I could see their vaginas. Sure 3 of the 4 had underwear on, but one bare vagina in 4 isn’t bad and even seeing teenage panties being unsuspectingly flashed to the world but more importantly to me, makes a hungover sunday a better one.
These are some pictures of drug addict, reality star, rich kid from the UK named Peaches Geldof showing her panties when she is getting out of a car, they are are from a couple of days ago, but I needed them to tell my magical story that is going to be the main focus of a Children’s book I am working on.
This is kinda perverted of me to post because she’s 12 and despite being a 12 year old who is obviously a slut and who is probably having sex, and if she isn’t having sex, than she’s definitely sucking dick and probably pulling the same shit this girl I used to date when I was 14 would pull on me and let me stick it in her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin, a dream now but one that came at a time that I was too young to appreciate the beauty of anal sex and I just wanted to fuck a vagina, but I am not the wardrobe dude or the guy at Disney who told Miley to wear a skirt short enough for the front row of her performance because important people were sitting in the front row. I am talking about perverted producers who have been allocating lots of money into the Miley Cyrus empire and who haven’t even had a one on one session with her yet because her handlers don’t want to give them what they want and end the money train, but instead string them along like an amateur teen model site that never shows the girl’s vagina because they know we keep coming back for more in hopes of seeing it.
Either way, she wore a short skirt at some performance, and you can make something out of her crotch in these pics, but not as much as you’d probably like, but that’s just because you’ll only be happy when you see your pathetic dick up in this.
Bonus - Some More of her Personal Cellphone Pics….
I hate fucking golf. It reminds me of Junior executives trying to be big shots and white people. It also reminds me of work because for a summer I used to be the groundskeeper on some stuffy waspy golf course where assholes would ask me to get them towels or complain to my boss about how the green wasn’t maintained and shit like that. It made me have a serious hatred for people with money who lack any flavor. They all dressed like the same clowns, they all said the same boring racist and sex jokes and they all bored me even from a fuckin’ distance and that’s when I decided that I will never have a real job in an office, I will never take up the sport and even when you throw some tacky Playboy bitch and her panties into the mix, I still think Golf fucking sucks.
I am totally down with Rose McGowan. Not only have I tried to get invited to all her family functions, but I have also masturbated to her and I feel like that means we’ve got some kind of connection, maybe a one-sided connection, but a connection nonetheless.
It was the mid-90s, before I had the internet and porn wasn’t so available at my video store because it was owned by Christian freaks who judged me everytime I rented a movie because it always had a nudity warning and I’d always ask them if they started stcking porn yet. I rented Doom Generation, and didn’t expect shit like penis being cut off, , gay shit was going down but Rose McGowan’s tits carried me through it all and made her an instant star in my eyes…it was that easy when I was less jaded.
She looks different now because she’s had some plastic surgery and she’s kinda tainted for being down with Marilyn Manson and letting him in her, and she may not be delivering a real upskirt moment, but I’m still I fan. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s pretty down to earth proven by the fact that she’s wearing one of her bride’s maid’s dress to a movie premiere, because her wedding was called off and she doesn’t like things to go to waste.
Speaking of Bride’s Maids, I am going to a wedding tomorrow and I am excited to see drunk horny girls in action. I wasn’t actually invited to the wedding but every Saturday in the summer I try to work my way into one, I’ve been doing it long before Wedding Crashers the movie came out, and was pretty pissed that the outted a free way to get down, have a good time an find ripe, willing pussy, but that doesn’t matter.
The Kardashian family remind me of some kind of circus performers, maybe it’s the fact that one of the sisters is a monster, one sister has a 300 pound ass and the youngest sister looks like some kind of rat-face and you’re always amazed when you see them all get ot of their SUV because you can’t figure out how the rugged vehicle supported all that weight kinda like your amazement when a bunch of clowns in a VW Bug….or maybe it’s because their careers are kinda ridiculous, their make-up and clothes are kinda obnoxious, their cries for attention are annoying and the cheap laughs they bring to some simple minded idiots that make them a novelty act you’d see at some perverted Jewish kid’s bar mitvah.
The truth is that I always hated clowns, they make me uncomfortable, they cheapen entertainment and they make me think of pedophiles and sex offenders, but I think it’s got more to do with my racism and hate for dumb bitches.
Either way, here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing off her panties, taking second place to her more successful sister who she rides to the top. If she really wants to fit in with her older sister and take her lead, she best be pullin’ those off and shoving some black hip hop dick in her, but I’m not too eager to see that and will leave you with this instead.
So Britney Spears probably isn’t fucking anyone right now and hasn’t waxed or shaved her asshole and I don’t think it’s really that big of a deal, mainly because I come from an era where normal chicks never waxed and I was like some kind of British High Society game hunter in Africa on some kind of safari trying to tame the beast, and by tame the beast I mean find the fuckin’ prize hidden behind the elements on more than one occasion. I am talking girls so fuckin’ hairy you would think their pussies were some kind of animal or even a substitute for underwear and that shit never stopped me, so seeing some ass hair poking out of Britney’s underwear doesn’t phaser me, but if I saw shit stuck to that ass hair this post would be a little less accepting of her laziness.
This is some Dancing With The Stars chick who isn’t on the show anymore, but that doesn’t stop her from showing off her dance moves. I think she calls this one the Vagina in Panties Dancing Out of Cars Shuffle or some shit. She’s not hot, she’s not relevant and all she’s doing is showing off her panties and that makes me jealous. I wish life was as easy for me, I’d have no problem flashing a little skin, or my underwear to land jobs and make money for it, instead when I flash a little skin, I make people throw-up.
Speaking of throwing up, I was walking around aimlessly last night and saw a real live pussy in the flesh that didn’t belong to my wife, and it was fucking remarkable. This drunk girl was squatting outside the club she obviously drank too much at, and was puking everywhere as her friends held her hair. I stopped to point and laugh about it and when I looked the girl over, her pussy was glaring back up at me. I am convinced the fuckin’ thing winked at me. Too bad for you, I don’t own a camera.
This Blake Lively chick is the hot one on the show Gossip Girl and the show Gossip Girl looks like a total piece of shit, but I wouldn’t know since I don’t have a TV, but I do know that if this is the hot one and she isn’t very hot, the show’s not worth watching.
Here she is showing off her black underwear as she gets out of a car because she’s too pussy to show her pussy. I guess you can pretend this is hot because about 50 years ago, black underwear was hot. It was something only harlots wore and was the forbidden underwear for people who didn’t care about God or the church and that usually meant they would have sex with you without making you marry them and were into abortions if you slipped up. In that more simple of a time, it was a lot easier to get turned on. I wish that a peek at a woman’s garter or panties was enough for me, but now I am desentized and I blame sluts, the media and the internet coupled with psychologically induced impotency from an ugly wife and the only way I’d get turned on by this Blake Lively chick is if she was getting gangbanged on my living room floor by 5 dudes and 10 chicks that are hotter than her dumpy ass.
Bonus - Here are Some Pictures of Blake Lively Covered in Dog Pee Because Even Her Dog Thinks She’s a Toilet of a Person
Kate Walsh is on Grey’s Anatomy or was on Grey’s Anatomy because the truth is I don’t really know since I am not a middle aged mother who watches Grey’s Anatomy because it gives me something to masturbate thinking about. I do know that shows that make wives horny are my worst enemy so I am happy that I don’t have a TV and that my wife barely speaks english because the last thing I want is to have her expecting me to treat her like some scripted shit she sees on TV, but I am sure that some of you appreciate it because it’s made the only woman in your life find her vagina and bring it out to play since she packed that shit away, locked it up and threw away the key the day she got pregnant with your kid, so you should be supportive of this kind of mainstream smut, it makes your life a better one.
You should also support Kate Walsh flashing the world her old weathered ass because of a perverted gust of wind, because maybe if enough of us encourage the wind to keep up his pervert ways, maybe it’ll take the practice he’s had on useless bitches and take it to the next level with chicks we actually want to see unexpectedly flash us. Peer pressure has always worked out good for me in the past so the only thing I see that may be a challenge this time is that Wind isn’t really something you can really reason with or manipulate, but at least we can all hope it does because hope is all we really have.
Lindsay Lohan was offered 1,000,000 dollars from OK magazine to announce she’s a lesbian. Call me a sell out, but I’d get a sex change and suck a dick a day for the rest of my life for 1,000,000 dollars. I figure I hate fucking my wife anyway and my penis is pretty much already a vagina and I can afford to buy expensive moist toilettes to wipe my face down when the dick is done having it’s way with me. I guess I am just cheaper than Lohan and realize that 1,000,000 dollars probably isn’t much to her, but I also don’t give a fuck about what having a sex change or sucking dick for the rest of my life does to my career, I think it’s pretty clear I have no self-respect and don’t care what you think about me.
Either way, here’s Lohan’s potentially lesbian vagina covered in a hot pair of clean black underwear exposed as she fights with the wind, who turned out to be the biggest pervert at event because I wasn’t invited because no one takes me seriously, but if I was invited, I would have definitely put on a wig and a short skirt and finger-banged her because I hear she’s into that and don’t need to give her 1,000,000 dollars to find out.
On a side note, I will pay Ellen Page 2 dollars to admit she’s a lesbian, even though I already know the answer to that.
For a crackwhore Amy Winehouse keeps her panties in better condition that any white underwear I’ve ever owned. So while people are shitting on her for being ghetto, disgusting and insane, her pussy isn’t shitting on her pearly white underwear. They are as beautiful as the glistening white of a fresh winter snowfall as I sit by the fire a write my memoirs….the only scary thing about these pictures is whatever the fuck she’s got caged up inside these cleaner than any white underwear I’ve seen, despite how wrecked she is motherfuckers. I just can’t get over how good these panties look, I would have been expecting black fingerprints from when she scratched her unwashed and itchy yeast infection, but instead she’s breaking down stereotypes and it’s fascinating to me.
