This is some disgusting, 50 year old TV presenter from Scottish TV named Lorraine Kelly and she is showing off her junk to the world while riding a tank. I assume she’s just smitten with all the manly soldiers and trying to live out some fantasy, that lead her to no wear panties that day, knowing she’d get one of them to jump her if she showed her pussy just right, but I guess it could just be bad timing on her part and good timing on the pervert photographer’s part and all I can reallly think about is how many cocks have been in and out of that shit in the last 50 years and as disgusting as that thought is, it makes me want to dig in and have a taste, but that’s just because I’m not well mentally.

Point of all this is to say, I don’t see vagina and I don’t see panty, I just see some Barbie doll genitals and this whole post is really weird on my part…I’ll pull it together after lunch.

Here’s a really shitty post.

Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife

Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.

Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.

Beth Dito is exactly what is wrong with society when fat girls are encouraged to embrace their disgustingness and take ownership and pride in who and what they are. It’s a flaw in the Dove commercial that empowers woman about whatever shape or size their body is. It is overcompensation of a disgusting mess girl, taking it to the next level of disgusting, in a way to say fuck you world for not seeing me as someone worth fucking. She’s some kind of lesbian who hangs with black dudes, because black dudes only care if a bitch is white, and don’t really worry if they stink or are repulsive, and here she is partying with her disgusting everything, covering up with a blanket like she should everyday, and the whole thing confuses me.

I guess the inspiration in all this is that if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, it can’t be that hard to get into the limelight, so this should give all you losers hope.

Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…

When bitch is no name in the UK when she’s from the UK, that usually means she’s non-existant in America. So for those of you who don’t know who this whore panty flasher is her name is Charley Uchea and this is her wikipedia info:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

The only thing interesting about that whole little write up about her is that her middle name is Kazim. What the fuck is that, some kind of Arcade game or board game that some wizard weirdo made in his mom’s basement when he got fired from his tech support job last year and was forced to move back home at 47 years of age because he got evicted from his 1 room basement apartment, which really sucks cuz his mom always nags him with stupid comments and requests to do chores for her because she doesn’t realize he’s on level fucking 98 in Boltar’s Mystic Mountain and his wizard power is nearing 180 and shit’s about to go down. Kazim motherfucker….

I mean that and the fact she’s a former lap dancer because I like lap dances.

Her name is Sophie Anderton, she was a coke addicted prostitute who did some modeling and reality TV work on the side. She dated Footballers, and did 8 balls, while sucking their balls, and getting them to pay her so she could ball.

This is her at Liverpool Fashion week almost showing her money maker, because in a workin’ class town, the highest profile celebs you can get to your event is usually the kind of girl you can pay to fuck. Liverpool is just upscale like that since fucking for free is for peasants at least that’s what whores like to believe….because no one like to admit they are trash.

Nicolette Sheridan had a bit of an unfortunate event getting out of a car recently, her expensive lacy underwear wasn’t able to contain her meaty pussy lip that Michael Bolton used to chew on like it was a piece of leather, and who knows, maybe it is, she’s older, menopausal and maybe trying to runaway from her body because either it wants to do what it was meant to do and have babies, but Nicolette is too vain to make that happen, or maybe it’s just trying to escape because Nicolette allowed Bolton inside it and that’s a shame that’s hard to live down. Either way, here are the pics.

It was the British Music Awards last night and Girls Aloud were the opening act. I know, why would you care about the British Music Awards, you don’t live there so it doesn’t affect you, not to mention award shows are a total waste of fucking time and are more of a jerk off fest where people who already have massive egos get pinned up against each other for one to walk away the super ego, meanwhile every person in the room has already won the fucking lottery, but at least every now and then, bands I hate like Nickelback aren’t in the spotlight, and a group of slut Spice Girl impersonators who somehow avoided a career of stripping take center fucking stage and there’s nothing wrong with that, I mean other than how bad their music is, but who cares about the music when they’ve got tits. Right?

Here is member Sarah Harding’s Friend and by friend I mean assistant she probably shits on daily, Taking a Dive…..because it is funny and something These Drunk Sluts are Used To

Katie Lohamann is some Playboy chick I don’t give a fuck about who was supposed to be on soem Disney Mickey Mouse club, but her mother rejected the idea forcing her to crave fame for the rest of her youth, until figuring out that the only way into the limelight was by taking off her pants. I am all for that….

I read her Wikipedia entry and figured this was an important piece of information I had to post:

In earlier photos, including her Playmate pictorial, she consistently has a patch of pubic hair above her vulva while the areas next to the labia majora are shaved bald. In later pictorials, such as her fall 2007 Playmate Xtra, and the celebrity photographer photoshoot with Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, her pubic hair is completely shaved.

Thanks wikipedia.

Here she is celebrating her 29th birthday giving a little panty flash, which is too bad, because I would have rather seen the area above her vulva and the areas next to her labia majora.

BONUS – A Serious Fucking Monster Crawled Out of Her Cage Just to Attend This Special Event…

The thing I like about Celine Dion, other than the fact that she’s got the voice of an angel and is someone I can always turn to when I am feeling down and out and need a pick me up that really secures that I should go through with the suicide I’ve elaborately planned, is that she fucked her neighbor when she was 14, poor and living in small town Quebec and that gives me hope that in a few years, I’ll be able to find my own little money maker down in my ghetto neighborhood and I can just use Celine Dion’s success as part of my sales pitch to her drunk, hurting parents as to why they should let their daughter sit on my face….it’s a lot less criminal than it sounds, in small town Quebec most 14 year olds are already mothers of 5. Either way, here’s Celine Dion’s hot panties, because no matter how old she gets, behind those white walls is a violated teenage girl success story…

Someone emailed me this picture of Aubrey O’Day having an upskirt and flashing what I think are panties. Thanks for the fucking lead buddy, this has to be the shittiest upskirt pictue I have ever seen. Considering this girl is pretty much a fucking prostitute, you’d think we could get it in a little better quality, maybe even with a little pussy lip hanging out of her dog’s mouth. But instead, I get this shit. I don’t even know what the fuck I am lookin’ at, but I’ll post it anyway, because that’s how fucking lazy I am….

I just realized I am late for something – so I decided to throw up some pictures to tide you over….who cares what I have to say anyway…but I will say that Monica Cruz is the kind of girl who’s panties I want to eat….I will be back in a minute, I just told this bitch I’d meet her for lunch, and now she’s standing in the rain somewhere and I’m hungry for free lunch…..

Update: Monica Cruz is the hotter Cruz sister, I mean Tom is just totally out of control and doesn’t shut up about all that scientology shit, while Penelope’s got a nose that can sniff out drugs in luggage at the airport, the kind that hangs over her top lip and makes you think you’re dealing with a fucking muppet on Sesame Street, not to mention put your penis size to shame when it beats you out in a dick size contest or when she tries to suck you off, but can’t get passed the tip because her fuckin’ nose is slammin’ your pelvis…..

That’s all I have to say about that….

I don’t know what happened to Amanda Bynes by she looks like a guy I know who had a serious nut allergy and who we decided to rub nuts all over his hands and face when he passed out drunk to see if he was drunk, unfortunately one of our friends got the whole plan wrong and we ended up walking in on him lookin’ like he was taking part in the world’s worst porno, but when we got it all sorted out and he got his dick back in his pants, we got to work and it turns out after being hospitalized for our antics, that he did in fact have an allergy to nuts. I mean his face swelled the fuck up and dude stopped breathing…..but yeah, that’s what Amanda Bynes’ swollen face looks like, but her pink panties are a good enough distraction from the bloated face….so I am posting it…

Katy Perry flashed her panties and I wasn’t there to point and laugh, not that I would, because if I was in the same room as this cunt, I would most likely be throwing furniture at her, telling her to get that fucking song out of my head. You know if you met the person who has been torturing you all these months, you’d want to get your revenge too, but I guess the only salvation I have is that there’s nothing hot about this pig of a girl, who may look like she’s not a pig anymore, because of all the cocaine addiction and pressure of having to dance around on stage and get off her couch, but the second she stops that shit, it’s back to donuts and potato chips where she’ll figure out a new sexual fantasy that attention craving girls do to exploit, I can assume that flashing your white panties in a way that we can’t determine how meaty or hairy your pussy is while hanging with Perez Hilton aren’t it.

I can’t post the pics, because the agency that owns them is a cocksucker who sent me a 6,000 dollar invoice, so I’ll link out to another site in the event you’re interested in looking at this pasty bitch lookin’ very unattractive, even with the sound turned off.