I am pretty brain dead because I drink too much and my life is about not remembering anything that happens to me when drunk. So this weekend’s been a blur and seeing these possibly fake Beyonce vagina slip pictures from her performing don’t really inspire me at all. Pictures of vaginas are as exciting as getting watching a KFC commercial when you haven’t eaten in a week. It’s on some cockteasing level that makes me feel like an even bigger waste of space for being into it, and not actually getting INTO it, if you know what I mean.

The reality is, that if I wanted to see a chunky black girl in a glittery outfit with her vagina hanging out, I’d just hit up the ghetto stripclub I can afford, because all the girls are desperate second rate drug addicted mothers of 4 with 3 different baby daddies, and at least then I can throw them an extra twenty to let me smell their dirty fingers after diddling themselves and that always inspires me because it always smells like Burger King and I got a thing for Whoppers. They change lives.

Either way, here’s Beyonce’s snatch in a shitty quality picture, that could really just be a hairy fold of fat, because she always misses that spot when shaving, since it’s hard to get at when her gut is in the way….