Yep, even though Ashley Tisdale’s wearing some dominatrix lookin’ shoes and a little black dress, with her really tall boyfriend, who you’d think has a dick that tears her Disney pussy in half everytime she begs for the shit, and no matter how hard I try to visualize her doing really dirty things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing wholesome things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing standard in the bedroom things because she hasn’t had all that much experience considering she’s fuckin’ busted, and before her parents paid of the Disney producers to land her a job, or pay off the MTV awards to get her an award, or pay off the plastic surgeon to get her a fuckin’nose, she was just an ugly girl, and as far as I’m concerned she still is, cuz I guess you can’t buy beauty, but you can buy bareback blowjobs that end in mouth, or on face, or on tit from this whore who gives 100 dollar birthday specials. True story.

I go to stripclubs and there’s been this trend the last few years for the whores to wear these leg warmers and I don’t really understand why. It’s like every tacky bitch needs to keep half her calf covered so that she can still put on her stripper shoe. I’ve run it through my head a few times, trying to figure out what anyone would find hot about this shit, like is it for foot fetishists to cum on toes, because there’s no real functionality for this shit, you know socks are to cover your feet in your shoes, so that means it’s just a stripper trend, and stripper trends are even funnier a concept than half socks, you know because strippers are trash, unless that stripper trend is turning tricks with clients in the booth…..because lookin’ and partially touching doesn’t really satisfy needs, it just cockteases and that should be a fucking crime.

Good morning world. Let’s get this started.

You gotta hand it to Sasha Grey. She was the obscure Goth girl in her highschool, who took everything a little too seriously and who decided to embrace fucking on camera and pushing the fucking limits while she was 18 and people wanted to see it. It brought her to the top of her industry, getting paid more than any other pornstar per scene, leaving all the cheesy industry people cofused as to why, all while taking a seemingly educated approach to it all, in some kind of rationalizing why she’s a whore. So despite having bush and not really having the porn look, but pushing the fucking limits and keeping porn interesting to people desensitized or looking for the next level shit, people who aren’t me because I get turned off with her porn almost immediately. I know girls who hate porn who love her, guys who are gay who love her, people who don’t like seeing a girl take on 14 black dicks, but for some reason respect her work and think she’s put the art back into fucking on camera.

So that’s brought her to the mainstream, staring in some movie about escorts as the lead a stepping stone to take over the fuckin’ world and it all started with a dick in her mouth on camera.

So girls, when I ask you to do porn for the site, realize it is in your best interest.

On a side note, how the fuck does Rolling Stone get away with publishing pictures like this, while I get rejected by advertisers everyday for posting the same kinda shit. Hypocrisy….

Here she is at the premiere of the movie….

I want to rape linda hogan, not because she’s hot, but to teach her a lesson for producing the garbage kids that managed to crawl out of that pussy. I guess it wouldn’t be anything this tranny lookin, overdone whore isn’t used to, I mean I hear before getting her pussy beat up by Hulk in the bedroom, she spent a lot of time as a street whore, I mean that’s the only real explanation I have for that haggard fucking face. I guess the biggest joke in all this is that her boyfriend is a 19 year old gay dude, because anal is the only sex she can still have, because no penis is quite big enough to touch her big ol’ vagina walls, and it doesn’t fuck with his homosexuality, because her pussy looks like a set of balls if you get her in the right position.

At least Shauna Sand doesn’t front that she’s not a whore. You gotta respect a bitch who dresses just as slutty in front of her kids and she does in the clubs, restaurants, grocery store, porn shoots, because it means she’s keeping it fucking real. There’s nothing more annoying than parking your car outside the stripclub at closing time because you can’t afford the cover charge to get in the place and the girls file out in their Juicy/Baby Phat sweat suits with fake Luis Vuiton bags filled with what I actually want to see them in and it’s safe to say that not once has a girl come out dressed like Shauna Sand. So maybe it’s time I start respecting her for giving me what I want when I am wasted and in the mood for trashy whores, even though it usually comes my way through pictures when I am sober.

Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

Shauna Sand has the ability to going out for ice cream with her kids look as classy as the bitch I saw throwing up on herself after sucking dick in the bathroom of a dive bar I was at last week. The funny thing is that strippers don’t even dress like this when they leave the stripclub after their shift, not even the streetwhores I met at a bar they go into warm-up at, I’m talking herpe faced, drug addicted, pieces of garbage whores who know their only worth is in their dirty used up cunts, dress like this when they aren’t out trying to get paid. I don’t really understand it, I don’t really like it, but I guess it’s better than all the boring mothers I see walking their kids to school in mom clothes, because the only thing hot about that is knowing they let guys cum inside their fat asses, and that’s not even that hot.

Either way, check out these tits, you can have a pair too, all you need is 5000 dollars.

My computer is running like fucking shit. I was going to say pure shit, but the idea of shit being anything but pure made me feel sick to my stomach, so while I sort this motherfucker out, here’s a little Holly Madison doing her bullshit Dancing With the Stars whore dance.

All women like famous dick, so when I reached out to Russell Brand to ask him to comment on how much this asian girl who looks like she’d give a solid massage that ends with her tongue in your ass costs and he didn’t bother answering.

I knew it was because she was free. Girls have this trigger that goes off in their vaginas that if a guy is on TV, Movies, Stage, he is more important than the guy who isn’t, so they groupie themselves up and end up back at their hotel room, only to be violated from every which way, maybe thinking that it is validating to have famous cock, like it means they got through and were good enough amongst all the other chicks, or maybe it’s because they dream of a better life with the famous cock, you know designer fucking bags and shit. What they don’t realize is that the famous cock is only lookin for a good time, and has slutty girls all over the world willing to jump on their dicks. They know that girls are sluts, never respect them, never commit to them, never really do anything for them, other than the occassional text message or myspace message or facebook message to keep the fuckin’ door open because they’ve already got the girl to whore out for them once, might as well make it a routine, since the only reason the girl is with them is for their status/money, why not use them back the next time they roll into town.

These famous cocks are living the life in some people’s eyes, you know different pussy every fucking night, but it all seems like way too much fuckin’ work to me even if it comes easy…

Nice panties Russell and I bet this is a pretty shitty way for the dude who’s dating this girl in yellow to find out why she wasn’t answering his calls last night….sucker.

Here is natural beauty Shauna Sand walking around in and I haven’t really figured out why anyone would really care, I mean other than her having huge tits on her small frame, which is ok, I guess, but any girl with a small frame could get herself a set of Shauna Sand tits with a little money, so it doesn’t impress me. What does impress me is the bartender of some after party I went to who was staked and proud of her natural tits, or at least proud enough to pull them out of her shirt more than once after I probably compulsively asked to see them, but don’t really remember because I was drunk and still am.

Paris Hilton’s fabricated friend who will remain nameless because I figure learning a new useless whore’s name is unnecessary when it’s pretty obvious that once the contract is up will fall back into obscurity in her hometown, or maybe back into obscurity in Hollywood chasing that 15 minutes she once had, auditioning for parts, going to events, addicted to a camera that’s not that into her anymore, but I will post her pictures, because watching her pose for the camera and take it in alone on the red carpet, without her boss who owns her, enjoying every second of it like each flash bulb going off is a winning lottery ticket makes me laugh because I know all that’s coming to an end….I guess she can use her new useless whore camera working skills at her family’s Christmas party, because I feel like soon enough, that’ll be the only people who want pics of her and that’s just because they made her and not because they’re proud of her useless accomplishments…

The whole thing may be fucking pathetic but what do you expect from someone who auditioned to be on washed up Paris Hilton’s show, a level of desperation a starving homeless man addicted to crack unable to scrounge up a dollar doesn’t even understand.

So Tommy Lee is another one of these celebrity DJs who goes out to clubs because they offer him a lot of fucking money to get behind the turntables and let his ipod do the talking.

Now I don’t really give a shit about this whole celebrity DJ movement, I think it’s a huge fucking joke, but that’s probably because I don’t think DJing really takes all that much talent, I figure if you have any level of rhythm, like if you were a drummer or something, mixing other people’s songs into one another would be pretty fucking easy.

What I don’t fucking understand why he’d want to DJ. Isn’t he rich and famous? Maybe it is because his band isn’t making moves or money because he’s settled all those lawsuits out of court with girls he gave STDs to. Maybe it is because it is the only way he can convince a club to hire him to attend, and he figures he might as well make stupid money to get drunk, then not and it lets him be the center of attention and source of the music all the sluts in the club are dancing to.

No matter what it is, it’s a fucking scam and cunt Victoria Silvstedt is feeding right into it, but that’s okay, because she’s a fucking idiot, and idiots are expected to suck up to an overpaid, ex rockstar DJ, because they are more famous that her mooching ass and she’s willing to do anything possible, as long as it involves getting dick in her mouth/ass/pussy, to climb up the ladder, even though she’s old, washed up, and disgusting.

Bonus – A Picture of Tommy Lee Advertising to the World That He’s Tricked Us All Into Making Him Famous. Thanks Asshole.

Here are some more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt and whatever the fuck this event was….because she’s a fucking whore.

I guess I was wrong about KIm Kardashian, it turns out that she does know how to walk. Sure she only takes a couple of steps while looking for her driver, because even he knows she’s a useless nobody, not worth being on time for, but that’s more exercise than this pig has had all year. This is like running a marathon for her and you can tell in her panting that she feels the fucking burn.

Now let’s just hope the rest of the world takes her driver’s lead and forgets about her, because that is the only way to make this whore disappear. You got that? So stop jerking off to her fat ass, fat tits and fat head that you helped create. It is just that simple.

Jenny McCarthy believes that beauty should be recession proof, so she took on a job supporting the cause like it was some sort of political protest and not a fucking very well paid gig for her to spokesperson this shit and hopefully get people who are losing their houses, losing their savings, starving to death to pull out the 5 dollars Suave products cost, because I guess when you’re forced into prostitution, it’s better to have soft skin for random strange men to cum on, unless of course you’re Jenny McCarthy, in which you can just prostitute yourself by attaching yourself to commercial campaigns, because you already whored out your fake tits and body to Playboy decades of go and it was the John that kept on giving, wasn’t it. You fucking cunt.

Oh, and Suave, you’re a fucking cunt too. You have no sympathy to the current state of America you just want people’s money…milk them for all they got by thinking they actually need your fucking product, when we all know that your shit doesn’t do shit, it’s just a scam. You make girls feel insecure and come in as the fucking solution to all their problems, well guess what, my wife uses Suave and she’s fucking ugly, and no matter how much of your fucking shit she slaps on her greasy fucking body, she’s still fucking ugly, so why don’t you make your fucking product actually work and accept the fact that some people are lost causes, instead of milking the lost causes who know they are lost causes with your snake oil, especially in these hard fucking times. Fuck you.

I don’t know if this story is old or not, but figured it was worth posting, because I always like to bring attention to whores who think selling their bodies is empowering. Like this whore I used to know who used to tell me how she is in control and using what she’s got to get what she wants out of men by fucking them, and that she could just be a normal chick and do it for free, but why do it for free when you can make money. She was convinced that she dominated the men who were hiring her, like she played with their minds and convinced them to do what she wanted them to, leaving her in control and I would just argue that she’s still a fuckin’ whore who lowers herself to nothing but a pussy and she’s giving guys she wouldn’t fuck for free her pussy for money and that makes the man in control because he’s the one with the money. But she never agreed with me.

Either way, this Natalie Dylan chick is a woman’s study major, but the good kind of woman’s study major who leaves the classes thinking about ways to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, while knowing that she is lowering herself to a piece of meat, and embracing prostitution as a good thing, instead of being the annoying woman’s study lesbian in plaid who hates all things male and who sign petetians to legally change the spelling of Women to Womyn while masturbating to dolphin shaped dildos because they don’t want to admit they need cock to get off. You know what I mean…..

She’s charing 250k for her hymen and that seems like a decent price, considering the only virgins out there nowadays are 7 years old and trying to get them to put out is pretty disgusting and criminal.