It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers….
More people need to die in Kate Moss’ life, because she actually decided to shower, put herself together and look worth licking her thigh up and down before burying myself in her thick model bush I’ve grown to love and fantasize about cumming all over….and all this for a fucking funeral….unfortunately for Kate Moss, the next funeral she may be attending is her own, thanks to the probable HIV from dirty rocker dick and the serious drug use, not that that’d stop me, she’s just so good that I’d still sneak in the morgue to have my way with her before it’s really too late…
I always knew she was a whore, but it really solidified when I found out she married that really ugly dude. It was clearly not a marriage of convenience since he is Jewish and you have to work to convert to marry a Jews, like Ivanka Trump and it was obviously not a marriage due to his boyish good looks, I think the only justifiable explanation is that he bought her with all his money. Sure she had enough money of her own to last a few lifetimes over, but there’s no way that this was for “love” or not monetary, because it is impossible to fall in love with something you can’t stomach lookin’ at, but it is easy to pretend you are, for a paycheck, especially if you are a whore….cuz whores love fucking for money…at least that’s what I’ve learned from my experience with whores…which is relatively extensive but mainly on the low end of the spectrum, cuz 50 dollars a cum was always maximum budget…not that you care..
On a sidenote, the only good thing about Christina Aguilera taking up acting in this Burlesque movie, is that it will prove to everyone that acting doesn’t really take talent or skill and that they’ve just been fooling you all these years to keep their club an exclusive one…cuz if every idiot became an actor, none of them would get paid stupid money and the whole industry would go to shit.
I guess the Valtrex isn’t working too well for Paris and she’s in the state of “Outbreak” because if she wasn’t, I’m sure she wouldn’t a pair thick white shorts with her bikini. She’s a public figure and thick yellow puss and blood stains is totally unacceptable.
The real annoying thing isn’t so much that Paris Hilton is in them, it’s that Paris Hilton is ALIVE in them. Seeing her standing on the bow of the boat like some kind of queen greeting her royal army to let them know the woman who’s honor they are defending, only she’s got know honor, she’s just a common whore who is even better than a common whore, because she’s from a seriously rich family that could have allowed her to be anything, from the top doctor saving Aids babies in Africa to a lawyer, engineer, artist, anything…only she chose to be a professional party slut with herpes and that is some pretty fucked up shit…cuz common whores usually only whore themselves in hopes an agent or rich Oil Tycoon comes along to change her destiny….
This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.
I am pretty fucking surprised that people are still talking about Tiger Woods, or caring what he does in his spare time, if motherfucker was a rapist pill-popping alocholic and still played a good game of golf, it’s actually makes motherfucker even more impressive a player…not that that is the case, but seriously, who fucking cares….If I was him, I woulda been doing the same thing a hell of a lot longer and people need to leave him the fuck alone, cuz marriage is a life-sentence for all parties involved, only for Tiger’s wife, her life-sentence pays for the good life, making her work harder to keep him happy…since the billions of dollars are his, I think dude should be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants….like European TV, which unlike conservative American shit, posts titties, cuz titties are fucking part of life and should be on TV..and here are the mistresses tits….
I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.
Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.
Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.
Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….
Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…
Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful
Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..
You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet. Seriously, these idiots are fucking done and I’m excited to replace writing about them, to paying them to rim my asshole for a bag of shitty coke, see I’ve always had a thing for ugly hookers because it makes the whole thing far more believable…..
Seriously, I feel like I just threw 5 dollars at this bitch after she jerked me off in a bus shelter, but that couldn’t have been Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton probably still has all her fucking teeth, you know with that whole being a celebrity act she does, and she’s not quite a woman of the gutter yet, but she looks really fucking bad, like her pussy smells and looks like a dying rodents…because it probably does….since this pictures scream that hygiene isn’t really her thing…I guess she’s just practicing for her future career as a crackwhore, I mean if she lives long enough to make it and that makes these pics highly erotic….
I had this theory that Rihanna staged her beatdown to get a little more attention out of the media. I was told by a dude I know in Barbados that she would constantly travel down there with Chris Brown after the incident and that she’ was nothing but a typical Bajan cunt who beats herself up and calls the cops on her man to teach him a lesson and maybe that was truth, but based on these pictures of her with some athlete named Kemp, it looks like Chris Brown is out of the picture….and she seems pretty fucking needy lookin for reassurance from her new man and I can only assume it’s cuz Chris Brown finally dumped her crazy ass, and she is scared of having the same feelings of rejection when this dude realizes she’s more than just easy pussy and that she’s all in love with him and clingy cuz she never had a father and on his ass when he’s back on the road fucking bat girls, but again, I could be wrong. It happens……and here she is in a bikini lookin better than she did last week.
I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.
Here’s one of those emails:
Hello Sir,
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
Thank you in advance.
Christian.
Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……
She looks like one of those weathered whores who offers pretty solid discounts, especially this time of year, because most people go for the whore who still has a functioning vagina. She’s dressed like one because cheap animal prints make the whores feel luxurious in such an not so luxurious job. She’s picking up a john like one, sure it’s her husband Antonio Banderas, but you know this is all just part of their sick roleplaying sex games and that the first Aspen back alley they find, motherfucker will be fuckin’ her behind a dumpster…..
Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt.
Here’s vile, disgusting, used-up, prostitute, whore pussy that goes by the name Victoria Silvstedt. She’s the original Swedish nobody who got herself some fake tits and a few nude modeling jobs in the 90s, making her some kind of “It” girl amongst perverts on the internet for a little while, before ruining some midget billionaire Greek shipping dude’s marriage when she got caught getting eaten out by him on the beach, only to try to sue every site, including mine for posting the shit, making her pretty much my fucking enemy who I would love to shit on everytime I can, but unfortunatelty, she’s into getting shit on, so long as the shit comes out of a billionaire she’s using for his money’s ass, cuz being his useless whore he disrespects is her fucking job, but in her defense, 500 dollar bottle of wine, filet mignon and gourmet food diet makes for a real tasty scat party….Either way, I hate this cunt and here are some pics of her unfortunately still alive….
I can smell the dripping horny pussy from here…Kelly Brook must be at her sexual peak and her biological clock must be ticking…or maybe she’s just trying to put on a show for the small amount of the public who actually know and care about who she is…or maybe she’s just being possessive and overcompensating because her athlete boyfriend is probably dippin’ his gym shorts in a whole lot of other pussy cuz that’s what pro athletes do and I guess she’s just trying lay her stake for the world to see and I find the whole thing desperate and disgusting…rent a fucking room you whore…I hate horny girls because there’s nothing hot about a girl losing herself to her pussy’s itch…acting all swoony and pathetic…I prefer a girl who hates sex and is only letting me inside her because I’m either paying or raping.
Since I’m Mexican and the same age as Paulina Rubio I feel like we have a total connection. The only real difference is that I look like I’m in my 60s, I’m fat and no one wants to fuck me, even when I slip into skirts and fuck me boots, while she looks pretty much good enough for me. I also don’t have a job and she’s got a platinum record, I guess in efforts to show all of us lazy fucking Mexcans how it’s done, or how inadequate we are because we work minimum wage jobs or illegally to just get by and feed our fucking families…or in my case….my alocholism which is a lot more satisfying than annoying kids, while she’s at home counting all her fucking money while looking good enough and I guess I really don’t have anything in common with this bitch…and either does any other Mexican because she’s gone fucking white on us….here are some pics Viva Mexico….Like I believe in that shit….motherfuckers.
