I don’t know if this story is old or not, but figured it was worth posting, because I always like to bring attention to whores who think selling their bodies is empowering. Like this whore I used to know who used to tell me how she is in control and using what she’s got to get what she wants out of men by fucking them, and that she could just be a normal chick and do it for free, but why do it for free when you can make money. She was convinced that she dominated the men who were hiring her, like she played with their minds and convinced them to do what she wanted them to, leaving her in control and I would just argue that she’s still a fuckin’ whore who lowers herself to nothing but a pussy and she’s giving guys she wouldn’t fuck for free her pussy for money and that makes the man in control because he’s the one with the money. But she never agreed with me.

Either way, this Natalie Dylan chick is a woman’s study major, but the good kind of woman’s study major who leaves the classes thinking about ways to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, while knowing that she is lowering herself to a piece of meat, and embracing prostitution as a good thing, instead of being the annoying woman’s study lesbian in plaid who hates all things male and who sign petetians to legally change the spelling of Women to Womyn while masturbating to dolphin shaped dildos because they don’t want to admit they need cock to get off. You know what I mean…..

She’s charing 250k for her hymen and that seems like a decent price, considering the only virgins out there nowadays are 7 years old and trying to get them to put out is pretty disgusting and criminal.

Everyone’s talking about Miranda Kerr because she’s all over the fuckin’ place. She’s whored herself to Victoria’s Secret but I guess it’s better than whoring yourself on the street corner. The deal with Victoria’s Secret is that she gets massive exposure as their new face while traveling all over the place for their Fashion Show, Catalog and marketing like with this in-store promotion for their new perfume in exchange for what is probably a couple million dollars a year and that is a better deal than sucking multiple dirty dicks for just enough money to get high to help you live with being a whore, but the concept is pretty much the same.

Victoria’s Secret realizes that these girls are whores to them and that’s why they get them half naked for us, it’s like the time my friend hired a hooker and asked me to watch him fuck her because he thought it was more bang for his buck. This time instead of being in Lingerie, Miranda Kerr is in a Kissing Booth, which is the gateway booth to a peep show or a glory hole and she’s lookin’ pretty good with her staged sluttiness that I know beneath the act lies a real sluttiness that got her in this position in the first place.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré was a Girls Gone Wild Girl - It’s Spring Break 2005: anything goes a few years ago. If you’ve never seen Girls Gone Wild, you’d realize that it’s not a far cry from sucking rich jew dick for 1000 dollars an hour. It’s actually the pre-requisite because Joe Francis likes to take his staff on test rides before giving them the opportunity of a lifetime, or at least that’s his manipulative line because false promises of fame gets pussy wet.

What GGW does is along with giving 18 year old American’s on Spring Break in Mexico an insane amount of booze so they make out with their friends or flash their tits, only for their dads to find out and be ashamed of when watching late night infomercials, is interlace that party footage with shit set up with real pornstars/escorts that involves being in the hotel room and having a lesbian shower, shave and shit without the actually shitting because that’s not really his market, but it is mine….Either way, it turns out Ashley Alexandra Dupre was that hired girl who ended up dyking out on camera.

The truth is that she’s just a girl with a dream, doing whatever it takes to get to the top and Girls Gone Wild didn’t work for her but was accessible, so she hit the next opportunity to use her pussy to get her where she wants to be. This scandal has put her name on the map and the reality is that most girls use their pussies to get ahead anyway, because that’s the kind of cruel world we live in. I’d like to survey every famous singer, actress and model to see if they ever fucked to get something they wanted, hell, I’d like to survey every woman in the world to see if they’ve ever fucked a dude to get something they wanted. Just because you do it behind closed doors doesn’t mean you’re not a whore, sweetheart….

Either way, I hear Paris and Kardashian like this bitches style, they can related and want to trade secrets on taking loads in their cunts without getting pregnant. It really is a talent!

You know what the world is missing, sluts who are bleached blond and have fake tits. I feel like I don’t see enough of these kinds of girls every time I leave my fucking house and hit up the strip club or every time I land on a porn site and I don’t even live in LA where I can only imagine these kinds of girls are the norm, but I will never know, because I traveling is too much work for me.

Whenever I see a girl who looks like this, I try to think about her motivation, even though instinctively, I assume they are too stupid to have motivations, but I still wonder if she is trying to be a sex object from the 90s like Anna Nicole Smith, Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson that every guy wants to fuck and if so, who the fuck told her that that is what guys want to fuck. I know girls like to be the girl guys look at and want to fuck, but maybe that had nothing to with her look and she came up with it all on her own and this shit isn’t trying to look like anyone, it’s just them being themselves and the fake tits were purchased by them because they liked them and it wasn’t to make themselves feel better about themselves and it wasn’t because they were insecure about having small uneven tits that took away from guys wanting to fuck them or because they know big tits are a good way to draw in all the chachi and frat boy attention. Maybe they rock slutty clothing, because they are comfortable having their tits hanging out and showing the world their cunts, and not because people will look their way thinkin’ “fuck I want my dick in that”. Maybe the spend hours in front of the mirror doing their hair and make-up because cosmetology is a fucking passion of theirs and it’s got nothing to do with trying to cover up any flaw they may have or enhance features they think people will noticed enhanced and want to cum all over…

I am sure being a fake tit girl with bleached blond hair has nothing to do with being insecure and craving male attention, I am sure it’s just a style thing and I haven’t got any real issues with it, because the more insecure sluts there are in the world, the more chances you have in getting laid, and I am a fan of you getting laid because I don’t want my 3 reader team sucking at life like I do. It reflects badly on me and I like Victoria Silvstedt at the World Music Awards 2 days ago, care about our public image. That’s why she lets Greek Midget Billionaires eat her out in public and sues me for posting the pics…and doesn’t just get into porn and encourage all the publicity she can get. She’s classy. Cunt.

So I didn’t give up on the Token Gay Blogger, even though he thought I did. I just overlooked this post of his for a day because I was out getting drunk and I like making people feel insecure about themselves, it usually keeps them on their toes to pump out stronger, better, faster posts that will actually make me famous. So I am still convinced the Gay Blogger is going to make all the difference for me, while Michelle Trachtenberg may be making all the difference for the Jewish girls she used to go to summer camp with….it gives them massive street cred at temple….

Here is his post:

So I was walking down the street today and I noticed there was a lot of traffic, which I thought was strange for the hour of the day. As I kept walking, I came to a crosswalk where there was this homeless guy, standing in the middle of the street directing traffic. Of course he was no good at it because he was homeless, which means he was drunk and/or high and/or crazy and he was causing all kinds of confusion. People were honking at him and screaming and just generally pissed off. But I thought “Good for you Homeless Guy! Grab life by the horns and go for it!” See, he could’ve been like every other homeless person and just sit on the sidewalk and ask for change or play a shitty guitar or paint a shitty painting but no, he wanted to be different so he just jumped in the middle of the road and directed traffic. He is an inspiration to us all.

Which brings me to Miss Tranchtenberg. See, she hasn’t done much since she was on Buffy, sure was in a few episodes of Six Feet Under and a few shitty movies, but she is not doing all that much to separate herself from every other young starlet. So what’s her solution? Putting on whoreish red lipstick? Sorry, sweetheart, Xtina already did it (and she looked a trillion times better too). I think Michelle needs to take some lessons from our homeless friend and do something daring. So, Michelle, wipe off the whore lipstick and do something unexpected.

Like make a sequel to Harriet the Spy.

Smooch!

Julien

I once knew a girl who never changed her underwear. She owned about 3 pairs and would always rotate them every couple of days. Every time I’d see her, I would ask her why she always wore the same fucking pair of underwear and she said because they didn’t smell. I always had a problem going down on her knowing that her shit was wrapped in what was pretty much the equivalent of a used tampon, but for some reason she didn’t smell and I was pretty perverted at the time so I didn’t let it bother me….

Amy Winehouse looks like the type of girl who probably doesn’t wash her underwear, she looks like she’s too busy getting high in a one bedroom apartment with her friends and only gets up to get more drugs. I guess when you are laying high in a pool of your own piss, changing your underwear isn’t your top priority, but the sad thing is that I’d still go down on her, just to see if I would come out of the whole experience alive.

I was talking to Jesus on the phone a few days ago, and since he was fairly drunk on whatever cheap booze he had found over in China on his trip, he had no problem telling me about his trip to a local brothel the day before while the ship was docked, cause you know, conversations like that are really appropriate to have with your 18 year old Stepdaughter, right?

Apparently Fatass was lucky enough to go see some China Whores, but obviously whined for ten minutes about not being able to get it up, cause even underage whores can’t make that fat piece of shit get even a minor chubby. He did seem generally happy that one of the girls took a bill from his hand with her pussy, which he said was “just like a coin slot.” My Stepfather, ladies and gentlemen. What a guy….

Here’s some pics of Natsuko Tatsuki. She’s Japanese and therefore not really relevant to what I just wrote, but you are a virgin who needs to take what he can get, wherever he can get it. So stop complaining and go grab your lotion before your Mommy calls you down for lunch.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez