Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere wearing a pair of adult sized boots while Holiday Shopping with her washed up porn star mother. It makes her look like a bit of a street whore because they go above her knees and shit and that’s always a sign of hooker, even on her short legs. I’ve been seeing more and more girls pulling off this look this winter and I ask every single one of them how much for the hour, even though I can’t get it up and know they aren’t actually whores, I just like making them think they are. Because the lower their self esteem the more chances they’ll get naked for me.

That’s not the point, the point is that Street whores are generally not midgets, with midget legs, because midget hookers are hard to come by and work out of special fetish agencies. There are a lot of freakshows out there who pay a premium for that shit….and you’re probably one of them. I’m not judging….