I decided to reconnect with nature about an hour ago because I saw a rain cloud rollin’ over a beautiful sunny day and figured that it would be a great opportunity to get a video of chicks running from the rain, tits bouncing, hands covering see through shirts because when they woke up and went to work, they thought the day was going to beautiful and that they didn’t need to wear a bra under their white shirts and all that good stuff, but it turns out I don’t have a camera and after walking around for an hour I only say one set of hard nipples and they were on some 80 year old who probably didn’t know it was raining because she was too busy trying to remember where she was walking to and how to get home.

The image was almost as hot as these pics of a fucked up Amy Winehouse’s busted up drug addict face that looks like some kind of human medical testing from the people at Asprin in 1940s Germany, I can only hope it matches her pussy because if it didn’t all this self destruction would go to complete waste since there’s nothing like blood, puss, tears and the smell of rotting flesh to keep sex exciting, especially when with fucking someone who is on the cusp of life and death…..

The truth is that she looks like all the Jewish girls I’ve seen before the nose jobs, braces, skin treatments and accutane prescriptions and for some reason she makes me want to go to Israel to find my own Jew to be a mexican migrant gardener for. I hear they are into cheap labor and people they can pretty much take advantage of because they are illegals .

Here are some pictures of Gemma Ward, one of Heath Ledger’s vaginas before he died, who is a model and she looks like she is taking his death to heart by lookin’ like death. She’s obviously celebrating his life by not showering and doing the drugs he forgot in her apartment to cope with the loss.

That said, there’s nothing like a good vulnerable mourning girl to move in on because they are easy and fucking a girl while she cries feels like home to me, not because I am depraved but because that’s what I do whenever my wife fucks me….

It turns out that nothing works out my way and after taking a 2 hour bus ride to the airport, there was no plane ticket to Vegas for me, so I just took a 2 hour bus ride home to post these pictures. I guess what it comes down to is that as someone who sucks at life on a regular, I should have known that someone was just playing a fuckin’ trick on me and I fell for it and feel like an asshole for it, but wouldn’t have been happy not knowingI got fucked over for sure, because let’s face it, if it was the real deal - I’d be rocking the fuck out with pornstars and gambling addicts all night long, like Lionel Richie baby. Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up and pay the neighbor to fuck her on film when I use my stepdaughter as a slot machine….

Speaking of sucking at life, here are some pictures of the talented Amy Winehouse with her new blonde hair, because I guess blonde heroin addicts have more fun than brunette ones. Amy Winehouse is a good way to start any day, especially one as shitty as today. Cuddles.