Zac Effron turned 21 and I didn’t get an invitation to his party because my penis isn’t big enough, I have to admit that I was a little heartbroken when I found out he insists all men around him have 11 inch erections at all times, something I couldn’t even compete with if I had a penis . But when I found out this birthday went down pretty much 2 minutes ago, because Zac Effron news isn’t something I stay on top of, especially when I am not asked to be a part of the day he became legal, I figured I’d do a birthday post for him and the 21 topless, waxed, muscular men hired to dance for him privately in his hotel suite and for the cougars who made it out to his party in hopes of swaying him to their side of the fence, and by their side of the fence I mean, into their pants, and by the looks of it, they both failed and left the party alone. If only they wore pants but they didn’t, so here are the cougars Amanda Bynes, her legs and Michelle Trachtenberg and her legs and I guess on the positive side of things, it’s always nice to see girls who you used to fantasize about preying on when they were 16, who you have replaced with other 16 year olds, doing some preying on some young pussy of their own, not that Zac Effron has a pussy, other than the man pussy in his ass that’s been popular at the gay clubs, but based on his hair he just wishes that he had a real one of his own so liking girl things wouldn’t come with such stigma and I am not talking about Vanessa Hudgens. In fact…I have no idea what I am talking about or why I did this post.

So Lil Wayne is huge in the High School scene. I roll through Starbucks and hear 15 year old kids quoting his songs and shit, and it’s all really funny to me, because I know rap’s always had young fans, but the second your groupies don’t have their periods yet, you gotta realize that you’re not as gangster as you pretend you are.

Lil Wayne’s seemed to have accepted that his career has shifted and has decided to do the upcoming album for High School Musical 2. Probably the biggest piece of shit that anyone could attach themselves to, especially anyone who wants any level of street cred. But since dude’s obviously in it for the money, and Disney doesn’t seem to care that he raps about wanting to die and being on drugs, he’s had to opportunity to hang with Zac Effron.

It’s rumored they kissed on the lips, they live together in a Miami mansion and most importantly, Effron calls Lil Wayne his “nigga”. But I guess nothing more gangster for a homie on the Down Low, than to seduce the prettiest boy in showbiz, cuz when you’re a homo, getting with Effron is like getting with Lohan 5 years ago.

This is a weird story that makes me feel uncomfortable.