DrunkenStepfather Update of the Day 05/26
Dear Faithful Followers,
As I sit here writing this email, I am saddened, filled with anguish and affliction; for this will be my final email. It is with great regret that I make-known my departure from the city of Montreal, thus leaving behind the persona that is Drunken Step Steve. I am a firm believer that all great things must come to an end, even if it is 4 weeks later. I would like to extend a loving arm, and metaphorically shake the hands of those that have made my stay here so arousing.
Shouts outs go to Dlisted.com for not sucking, Planetsuzy.com for flirting with me, Cayos.com for replying to every singe email, and PinkIsTheNewBlog and Perez Hilton for being the punch line to every joke, ever.
Speaking of jokes, here is Today’s Links for the last time.
Lindsey Lohan Stalker post of the day. V.10
StepMUSIC does My So Called Life
Scary Spice is still around
Resse Witherspoon’s favorite pants
Rachel Bilsons dog is a pervert.
Michelle Trachtenberg stalker post, of the day. v2.0
Liz Hurley’s wardrobe malfunction
Victoria Silvstedts in Cannes
Yet again, I have been slacking on the office photos. Instead, however, I have these pictures of me walking away. How symbolic.

Today’s Useful Tip:
I Quit.
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Desperately yours,
Steve.
