http://www.drunkenstepfather.com I'll make you famous, Bitch....This is the Best Site on the Internet that Nobody Reads. Cuddles. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:15:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I am slow on this shit because I haven't been reading my emails the last week, I'm on strike, but he's the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there's ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/drakes-new-videos-got-some-big-tits-in-it-of-the-day/ Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers. Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin' grill, because that's what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/fat-pig-and-her-beef-of-the-day/ I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can't help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It's not because I think she's talented, or because I think she offers the world pretty much anything, it's ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/rihanna-and-her-cleavage-of-the-day/ I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it's the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin' family, or wherever the fuck you ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/cheryl-coles-cleavage-for-the-non-americans-of-the-day/ I am not successful and I don't know anything about business or marketing, but when you are selling a low level product, let's say a spray tan in a can like you were Lindsay Lohan, you're probably better off getting your professional birthday spray tan in the privacy of your ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/lindsay-lohan-leaving-her-birthday-spray-tan-of-the-day/ You know what happens when nobody loves you, when no one wants to give you the time of day, when nobody wants to work or talk to you because you are a worthless nobody, when even your family doesn't answer your calls because on your rise to fame you ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/kristin-cavallari-heavy-petting-some-dog-of-the-day/ Katie Price and her Pineapple shirt are so not the kind of people you'd expect to see in Ed Hardy. You know cheesy as fuck bottle service guidos with retarded fake tits, fake hair, fake everything, tons of make-up, a vagina that has seen many fuckin' dick like some kind ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/katie-prices-non-existant-ass-in-her-short-shorts-of-the-day/ I hate the fact that everytime someone loses their shit and strip naked, whether it is a homeless person, a drunk or high person, or someone totally mentally unstable they always have a fuckin' dick. It was a dude who I once say naked on a pool table with a ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/03/girls-please-learn-from-this-dude-of-the-day/ I like rap videos when they get girls in their lingerie and shake their asses, even if their asses aren't prime fuckin' quality, I mean what would you expect from a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of with limited budget for whores. I'm not picky, I spend ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/some-rap-video-with-girls-in-lingerie-of-the-day/ This girl's face may be a little bullshit and I'm not just saying that becuase there's some brown motherfuckin shit all up on it, I am saying that because she's got the kind of nose that makes you think you're jerking off to a caricature you bought on the boardwalk, ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/maria-del-alamo-and-gary-dourdan-and-the-beach-of-the-day/ Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she's fuckin' homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she's allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/anne-hathaway-doin-some-homely-shit-of-the-day/ There was a time when Elizabeth Berkley was the hottest shit, you know a little Saved by the Bell Saturday morning jerk off session. There was a time she was getting naked and givin lap dances in movies and now she's just menopausal. I guess that is the circle of ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/elizabeth-berkleys-menopause-ass-of-the-day/ Jayde Nicole is from Canada, she's also a fake titty whore who was Playmate of the year at one point in her career, making her really live up to the cheesy Ed Hardy wearing 9 to 5 millionaire her poor ass wanted to be, back when she lived with her ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/jayde-nicoles-playboy-cleavage-of-the-day/ After last night, I am not only surprised that I am alive, but I am also surprised that it isn't the weekend yet and that I have to fuckin' post on the site, probably the last thing I want to do, but the only thing I got goin for me, ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/02/hayden-panettiere-in-a-shit-taking-stance-of-the-day/ Here's some MTV Real World shit that's not so real world, but is more like fabricated world for the masses, a seemingly real world setting used to market and sell products to the youth, but you don't care about that Sum 41, fake punk swagger, you care about tits, and ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/07/01/some-mtv-chick-named-coral-and-her-tits-of-the-day/