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2015

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are links…and then there are stepLINKS…

I don’t know what that means, but I know that I am drunk and convinced a girl to give me a topless hug, making me feel a little less of a man because I didn’t get a boner when it happened, even though she was under 25 and had great tits…I guess this is what happens when you spend your days on the couch…you turn into an estrogen filled woman…I blame writing about Miley Cyrus and other celebs no man has any business writing about….

Here are some stepLINKS that aren’t just any links…

GIFs that Bounce
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Nasty Topless Chick on the Beach
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Shailene Woodly in Panties
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Gold Digger Game is Strong
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Jon Stewart Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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Slut of the Day
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Beyonce Workout Video is Hilariou
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Woman Shits Herself Watching 50 Shades
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Kendall Jenner has a Hot Ass
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A Whole Bunch of Side Tits
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Freezing Cold Homeless Kid Social Experiment
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Zoe Kravitz in Ocean Drive…
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Llamas on the Loose in Arizona
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training!
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Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Store
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tank Top
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Liz Hurley Nude
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Miley Cyrus Ass at Trader Joes
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Wall Street Porn…
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Spice Girls Old as Fuck at the Brit Awards
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Ellie Goulding at the Brit Awards
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Carmen Electra Tits at an Event
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Rita Ora At the Brit Awards:
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Amy Poheler was a Monster before Fame
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Gas Main Break and Explosion
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Dark Hair – Light- Eyes
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FKA Twigs in a Bra
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Topless Beach Pics
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Selma Blair Naked in a Movie
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Big Clit Masturbation Weirdness
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Just Eating Some Ass
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Hanging at the Nudist Beach
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Big Ass Cam Show
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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MMMMMM BREAST MILK
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Nicki Minaj Nip SLip
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Candice Swanepoel Nude for Maxim
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Big Gross Boobs
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This is Love
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

27

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s 27 Million Followers Half Naked Picture is Jokes of the Day

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I am more interested in whether this dress is White / Gold or Blue / Black…Even though we all know it is White / Gold….but looks Blue / Black sometimes…

Because this dress is more important than anything Kim Kardashian has done or will do…

SHe’s a pile of shit, the color of shit, who likely smells like shit, from all the shit she puts in her shit..

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SHe’s a pornstar in her mid 30s, who was a socialite party girl rich kid, that the public made famous for no reason whatsover…

She’s not hot, she’s not sexy, and all the bootleg versions of her make me want to throw up with their waist training and ass implants…like her sister, OJ’s daughter, the monster…who proves with the right investment, even she can look good…

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Everything about her is fake, low grade garbage….her family fucking sucks, and fuck you for following her, all 27 million of her…why do you people still care…what the fuck..

More importantly, why does she think, as a mom in her 30s, that this is hat her 27 million fans what to see. Why does she think people care to see her half naked…it makes no fucking sense to me…why is this being shoved down my throat…why does this exist…

We’re all fucking doomed…fuck you pop culture.

All this to say, Beyonce, who has 27 million followers too, you know almost as famous as Kim Kardashian….posted this workout video…

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on

I don’t know what is worse…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

26

Feb

Miley Cyrus Topless for V Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing a year long campaign with V Magazine, where every month they release a new picture of her tits, at least that’s what I made up in my head, because I have a distinct memory of seeing these pics already, yet for some reason they are still circulating…something I am into, because when it comes to Miley, I am into her…as long as it is in pictures and not her running her half retard, hick mouth, because that just throws off everything she’s doing that I can masturbate to…which is pretty much everything she does because Miley is amazing…and gets how to slut it out…while staying compelling enough to watch.

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2015

26

Feb

Lydia Hearst Naked for Treats of the Day

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Lydia Hearst has been modeling, probably topless, for the last 10 years or more. She’s also an actress in a bunch of horror movies, and TV shows…so seeing her naked for Treats! Magazine may be a little shocking…

You see Treats! is usually one of those magazines that helps put girls on the map. They introduce them to their rich LA world, where the creeper 40 year olds come to creep on the fresh faced young recently moved to LA girls, promising to help them launch their career, you know an venue to seem less creepy “Oh you should totally be in my magazine girl I met at the gym who just moved here to be famous”….it’s an easy way to see them naked…

But Lydia,is accomplished and doesn’t need to be naked out there, so maybe she owed someone a favor, maybe she got tricked into it, or maybe she just likes it…she likes being naked, she likesyou jerking off to her amazing body and tits…because nudity isn’t a big deal, we all support being free and naked…but nudity is also something we need to cum..

All this to say…she looks better than I’ve ever seen her…and I am a fan of these pics…

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2015

26

Feb

Natasha Poly for LUI of the Day

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I once had sex with Natasha Poly…or maybe it was just a Russian hooker, who I assumed was Natasha Poly, because Russian girls all kind of look the same, which happens to be amazing, and they have no souls, which is why they are in the sex trade to begin with, but as a general rule the Russian hookers who don’t become fashion models scare me, because I know that they are one phone call away from calling very big, probably armed, military trained Russian man or men who can fuck me up and steal everything I have, which is usually nothing because the Russian hookers is all I can afford…making the whole experience…pretty fucking sexy, if you like shitting yourself, and you do…and for the right price they’ll clean it up for you… up on some James Bond fetish, but not nearly as Sexy as Natasha Poly’s LUI shit…I like the outter labia crab picture…a lot.

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2015

26

Feb

Leven Rambin in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Leven Rambin is in a bikini…I don’t know who Leven Rambin is….but she is in a bikini….

This isn’t news…but it is a bikini…or half of one….

Google Leven Rambin and let me know if I should care about her…

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2015

26

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was seen in a heart felt hug in West Hollywood the other day…that I assume was either fake happiness, or fake sympathy, since this is LA and no one actually gives a fuck about anyone and when anyone is making faces like this, it means they really don’t care, since they are doing theatrics to over compensate for not caring…

We can assume this is someone feeling bad for her based on the fact that she has sex with Justin Long….and I am into this hug, mainly because of her ass in jeans, you see despite her fuckin Justin Long, she is amazing….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Feb

Charli XCX is Fun of the Day

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I am pretty sure I’ve seen Charli XCX randomly in public…you know her ass spilling out of her pants…her tits spilling out of her shirt…looking all drunk and ready to get fucked for another hit…but then again, it could have been a crackwhore…I get people confused all the time…I blame Facial Recognition blindness…and confuse people all the time…

That said, I like her fame hustle, I mean she’s working the scene pretty fucking hard right now, and she’s doing it with the right level of slutty…It’s just too bad she’s not that hot…I mean compared to Lorde, her counterpart she is, but that’s not saying much since Lorde looks like her vaigna is more of a penis…

I guess this is what we’ve got to work with in pop music…so I take what I can get…and at least what she’s giving us is perfectly trashy and slutty…which makes her fun…even if she’s not hot…

Here’s some of her side tit…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Feb

Alyssa McGoogan Naked Hipster of the Day

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I don’t know who Alyssa McGoogan is but I assume that she’s some instagram model trying to make it famous by getting naked on the internet – a strategy that I am very into…because nudity is the fucking best…especially when coupled with a level of desperation to get international success…

I mean loving her inny vagina slit, despite it being bald, which is really not very hipster of her….she’s still pretty amazing…getting naked for the internet like a good wholesome girl…

But I am really loving her last name…McGoogan….Googan…goo….inside her…right?

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2015

26

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I think the only thing Grande about Ariana Grande is her vagina….based on the fact that she’s fucking a dude who calls him Big Sean, and who a few years ago released a pic of his dick so that you know just how Big Sean is…

It’s one of those circus acts, I have seen countless skinny girls pull off, and I guess it is because they don’t have the weight of their belly fat pushing down on their pussy like it was a massive butt plug in the front, insertion…

I know, all girls can theoretically shit out a baby from their vaginas, which theoretically means they can fit a fist inside them easily, but in my fisting experience, which is what I base all my life work on…but skinny girls have always had bigger vaginas….science!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Feb

Chelsea Handler Shoving her Tit in Whitney Cummings’ Face of the Day

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Chelsea Handler has been on the show her titty kick on social media hustle for a few months now. I guess he show ended, she didn’t get the Late Show on CBS she wanted, and has decided to revolt by polluting us all with her tits…in an era where girls can pretend they are standing fod a good cause of breast feeding in public, when really they are just publicly doing what they did with producers since they moved to Hollywood and tried to make it, before ending up a cunty talk show host…that she no longer is…

Point being, this is some breakdown weirdness, with nipples now starring Whitney Cummings, who is also on the same “slutty funny girl” program…bird of a feather fame whore together…or whatever…

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2015

26

Feb

Tiny Kate Upton Gets Coffee in Beverly Hills of the Day

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I think we’re all at the point in Kate Upton’s career where we’ve decided that her big tits were fun before she turned 20 and her metabolism slowed the fuck down, making her into a rich pile of fat shit that doesn’t deserve to book any jobs, since models aren’t supposed to be this size…especially not when they are as famous as her…or when Sports Illustrated tries to pretend she’s not plus sized…not that I care about fat chicks, I would fuck anything…I just don’t like when fat chicks have inflated egos or self worth due to false advertising marketing and people sucking up to them….”oh you look amazing”…”no you don’t look fat at all”…especially when they look like this in slimming all black…with pants a few sizes too small…love handles bellowing out of them like some kind of fat drunk homeless guy at the bar….it’s not hot…but it’s Kate Upton…who’s new nickname is Tiny…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE

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2015

26

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

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The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird….

It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go.

I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school…

She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released….

I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship..

These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her.

To see more pics of her looking hot at an event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

26

Feb

Terry Richardson for Playboy of the Day

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This may or may not be exciting…..Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to do his own edition, which is probably a childhood dream of his, seeing as he’s a pervert photographer who kind of recreated the snapshot erotica of the 70s, with his NYC friends in the early 2000s, before becoming a 50,000 – 100,000 dollar a day photographer that all the brands hired…

You know, a natural born pornographer, who went mainstream, because unlike other people in pornography, he fucked on camera for perceived art, not smut…even though art is bullshit…

So what it comes down to is that Playboy is trying to be more on the fashion kick, they are hiring better photographers, not that Terry is a great photographer, but he gets hot girls to do crazy things, and it is a nice change of pace from when HEF just booked stripper looking chicks with fake tits…you know how it is…fashion porn is everywhere…

Here are some updated pics…

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2015

26

Feb

Selena Gomez Don’t Care ABout No Grammar Do of the Day

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I didn’t bother reading this bullshit diatribe rant that I assume Selena Gomez wrote and felt inclined to post as an instagram photo because she is a self involved, self righteous little cunt, and probably felt it was some inspirational moment being channeled through her like she was the prophet mohammed or the dude who started scientology…or whatever the fuck cult she’s trying to run…with her god complex…that happens when you’re young, rich, trained by Disney and have a team of people sucking your little pudgy dick clit…

I did bother reading the caption where she announces to all her fans that she doesn’t care about Grammar…because she is an uneducated fuck who doesn’t need an education…and who doesn’t need an education because she’s rich as fuck….but she should probably not tell her retard fans…who are probably in high school, have no hope of ever being a rich Selena Gomez…that Grammar is dumb..and this right here, is the message these leaders of the future generation are giviing “Post selfies…it’ll all be ok”….

Insane use of her influence…

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