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2016

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually miserable….

It makes me feel like giving, that’s why I expect to spend my night prospecting like a miner or conquistador at the ghetto stripclub where there’s usually only one other dude who isn’t spending money….while these girls are trying to make money, and are willing to suck dick for 20 dollars…but don’t have dick to suck…and as a giving, caring, Santa Claus level kind of guy I am, I can’t not let them not make their cab money home…tis the fucking season…getting ready for herpes….

No one cares. But I care….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madonna is a Freak
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SOME INSTGRAM MODEL IN SOME BULLSHIT SHOOT
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Charlotte McKinney TITS…
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Katy Perry Big tits
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Mariah Carey Huge Tits
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Harry Connick Jr Does the Bruce Jenner
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Incubus’ Buys a 2.5 Milllion Dollar House – here are the Pics
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Taylor Swift has Made Songs with Gigi Hadid’s Penis…
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Judge Reinhold Got Arrested..
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Strange Public Toilet Designs
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TOPLESS CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY
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Natalie Dormer Pokies
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Kids Try 100 Years of Christmas Desserts
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Rube Goldberg Machine Lights Up a tree
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Some Spiderman Bullshit
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Some Instagram Girls’ Ass
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Courtney Stodden Nipple
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Rita Ora at Some Event
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Mick Jagger Makes Babies…
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50 Shades Trailer
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How TO SURVIVE A PLANECRASH
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ABIGAIL RATCHFORD NAKED
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Grab Her By the Pussy
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Naked Rose McGowan
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Curvy Models – Yes or No
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Alison Tyler in Purple
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Lollipop in the Butthole
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Elsa Hosk Naked
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Naked Amateur on the Floor
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Brooklyn Got Big Tits
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Random Naked Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE ….

Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE

There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE

Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting…

All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE

Here are the pics, butGIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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GIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

PS….I Love Box…

Posted in:Photos|stepGIRLS

2016

09

Dec

Barbara Palvin Does Sharon Stone Because She’s a Monster of the Day

Here’s some bullshit neither of us care about…but big girl Barbara Palvin playing Sharon Stone in some Love Magazine – has no great original ideas…but people celebrate them – because they work with people who have mastered the scam, have a huge following, and that’s just what matters these days…if they are in Victoria’s Secret they exist and Love Magazine is there with their bullshit concepts like SHARON stone…something parodied so many times…only instead of it actually showing Palvin cunt…it shows us nothing, is empty, and isn’t even a parody of shit…yeah, Basic Instinct is more edgy than you basic fucks….garbage…but I’ll post it because I like garbage…low concept, fast food, clickbait, garbage…

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2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Two Fisted Drinker of the Day

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TWO DRINKS – ONE CUP ask any girl…and she will tell you that TWO FISTS are BETTER than one…..

I am a drunk, I like to drink, my site is called DrunkenStepfather because it’s all I know….it’s the only thing of value to my soul…it is the only meaning I have found…it is the only way I self destruct and deal with all the bad bad bad things in this world…so all drinking related things are amazing to me…even though I’m good with drinking out of puddle…as long as the booze enters my veins…my medicine…you know..

Well it’s Christmas, and what have you done? Probably nothing because you’re a lazy fucking asshole like me, only I went out there and took pics with this awesome, unique, perfect gift idea…..that allows you to Drink two of your favorite beverages at the same time with the Two Fisted Drinker – because you can never have too many drinks at one time, and if you’re like me why stop at Two drinks in one hand, get two drinks in each hand and two more drinks on the table, KEEP THE FUCKING DREAM ALIVE PEOPLE…bring this to the Super Bowl Party, Christmas Dinner, or just use it alone in your basement while you cry….and here’s a half naked girl to celebrate everything right in this world…because I LOVE half naked girls..they are the reason I keep drinking…

BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICS GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA CLICK HERE

NOW GET THIS AWESOME GIFT IDEA EVEN IF IT IS FOR YOURSELF SINCE NO ONE LOVES YOU BUY IT NOW

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2016

09

Dec

Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day

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I am not buying into the heiress of WHIRLPOOL’s attempt to advertise that she’s being working out or going to the gym, because I remember a time when bitch defended being fat, plus sized, because she was getting work….all cocky, they are all cocky when they are a getting work..but when the work dries up, they start to realize “shit, maybe I should stop the emotional eating”…..not because she needs work, she’s got a huge trust fund..WHIRPOOL people – it’s an actual company people…but it’s nice to feel wanted…and to feel wanted…sometimes tits aren’t enough when her gut catches up with her…

Well here’s her more recent attempt at fitness ass….for Hollywood…because being a movie star is her goal…

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2016

09

Dec

Khloe Kardashian for GQ Germany of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian proves the Germans and their weird scat fetishes is still a fucking thing….

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2016

09

Dec

Hailey Clauson for Esquire of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a sports illustrated model…which means she’s very important… so important that other magazines take pics of her…to keep her going….which is interesting because when she was a teen model, she sued a company for sexual assault and as someone who hates these quick to pull the trigger sexual assault people…because not everything is rape….you know typical victim blamer…I don’t really get why anyone would hire her after that. It’s like there are a million girls as hot – or hotter than her…give them the job…not some whiner…even if corporations taking slutty young girls is wrong – wait until they are 18 you perverts…and deserve to pay up….so let this one sit on her settlement and stop allowing her to exist by taking pics of her…she’s not that great and what’s with this no nipple bullshit…sort it out girl…

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2016

09

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Thick Legs in Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff is recently single because she realized she’s too rich and good too date her personal trainer..fuck him sure, she’s a divorcee and that’s what rich divorces should do….especially when her ex husband and baby daddy..or maybe it is her ex boyfriend is dating….Hilary Rhoda….

I guess she fired the trainer, moved on….he lost his edge, he lost his meal ticket, he couldn’t handle her demands bossing him around, or maybe she couldn’t handle the way he made other girls squat on her face, but he crafted her and built her legs and ass up into this spectacular and strong….almost terrifying mess….I guess a fail from the perspective of anyone in fitness…because if you date the trainer – at least get fucking trained – and not into a tank what the hell..

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2016

09

Dec

Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s in latex bras for her job and her lips look fake, which would make sense in this world of everyone jacking up their face..

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2016

09

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease…

She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important..

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2016

09

Dec

Instagram Model Demonstrates Instagram Model Monetization of the Day

Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is a fucking idiot, unless she knew she was being trolled, but if you’ve met some of these instagram models, they are so fucking clueless, and use instagram in their prostitition so people like TagYourSponsors can pretend they are in dubai and make a joke out of them, by getting them to outline what they will do for 50,000 dollars….

This video came out a long time ago, I’ve knows about this shit, and show has a lot of people for a long time, but it’s going viral now, I’ve had 10 people send it to me in the last 2-3 days, and I figure exposing an idiot hooker for being an idiot hooker – willing to fuck a 13 year old….is totally worth getting involved in promoting…even if you’ve all seen it already…it’s a testament to this materialistic, soulless, disgusting world we live in….and I’m the kind of guy who loves hookers and prostitution…but it is so key for me that the hookers or prostitutes are open and upfront about it – and not pretending to be “models”…or some shit..because lies offend me..

I’ve looked up this bitch, can’t find anything on her, maybe it’s a troll or fake video….but skinny tea, protein powder and old rich man giving rent money…is what makes 100,000 followers worth having..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

09

Dec

No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day

I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have…

She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits.

This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre…

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2016

09

Dec

Fat Chick Ashley Graham Attempts Too Not Look Too Fat – But Still Fat Enough To Monetize of the Day

I shit on Ashley Graham all the time, not literally, which now means figuratively according to the dictionary, since we are a generation of retards….proven in the existence of Ashley Graham….

But I see a fucking monster, who found an angle, who has elphantitis and all her features are big and doughy….

I see a girl trying to be fit, but knowing that her body won’t allow that to ever happen, so milk the angle you were given….

I see a girl who knows the market is fat and needs fat pride to get through their shorter life expectancy life…because fat actually kills…no matter who much you celebrate it as you “own your body”…

I see a girl who is just so fucking big, but famous and making millions, who wants to break the walls down at Victoria’s Secret in what she’ll say is progressive…and I know Victoria’s Secret will cast her, breaking down their branding, to be progressive, all while fat remains a killer and disgusting – and not what we should celebrate…no matter what kind of hero the fat bitch plays..

It’s all so fucking terrible, so big…and so terrible..especially the choice in outfit for a fat woman – looking like a mom on vacation at the resort – you don’t want to see in a one piece…that didn’t need to wear a one piece…but who is trying to live the skinny girl life so that she doesn’t lock herself away inside where no one can see her – where she belongs…because it’s gross…

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RITA ORA WAS THERE ALSO – BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HERE WHEN THE WORLD GIVES US FAT CHICKS TO BE OFFENDED BY

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2016

09

Dec

Margot Robbie Knees of the Day

People fucking love Margot Robbie and get really mad when I call her a big girl…because she’s a big girl, because people fucking love Margot Robbie..

I don’t know why she got famous, or how she got famous, she’s Australian and now the biggest fucking deal in Hollywood…how does that happen, why is she in every fucking movie.. I guess it’s safe to say…not everyone thinks she’s a big girl….or cares about my opinion on Margot Robbie being overrated…

So here are her knees for those people…all you brainwashed fuckers..

She’s leaving a dermatologist, so either she has skin cancer from being australian…or BOTOX…

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Britney Spears Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring…

It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about…

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