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2015

28

Apr

Sarah Hyland Does Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the White House Correspondents dinner because she’s an important celebrity…up in the ranks of other celebs who were also in attendence…like Irina Shayk…someone who I don’t even think is American…but who may have a work Visa…thanks to buying one using some guy she prostituted herself to…not that a Russian spy distracting the country with her hotness is what this post is about…this post is about how Sarah Hyland is transitioning into Kim Kardashian…as KIm Kardashian is transitioning into a supporter of her stepfather who is not drunk, but rather transitioning to being a woman…like all great Olympic athletes do…

What I am trying to say is…why the fuck does Sarah Hyland look like Kim Kardashian…

That’s all I am trying to say…


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2015

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about being the guy in the room who no one wants to give cocaine too, because they are scared it is going to put me over the edge and give me a heart attack thanks to my obesity…and that magical thing…is never getting free coke…which probably works out best for me, as I can’t afford my titty and booze addiction, especially in this sad, divided, cops killing criminals becoming a race war, because the government wants to distract you from their watching your every fucking move….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Student Schooled by Teacher in Rap Battle…..
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Mariah Carey of the Day…
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Baltimore Protests….Happening All Over…
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Jon Jones is Crazy….
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Boobs of TV
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Irina Shayk in a Slutty Dress at White House…What…
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Haley King Kissing Trophy
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Dude Cuts Cards in Half….
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Old Hoes….
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Party Tricks
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Bets You Will Always Win
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Maria Menounos Side Cleavage…
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More on the Riots….
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage….
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Hilary Duff Skin in Shape….
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Bike Thief Gets Karma
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Barry Zito Wife!!!
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Selfie Babes
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Colin Farrell Hasn’t Dated in Four Years..
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2015

28

Apr

Alligator Attack….and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Woman Takes Off Clothes on Dress

Naked Suicide….

Footage from Baltimore….

New Orleans Storm….

Speeding SUV Almost Slams Kids….

Crazy Hitman….

Brazilian Special Ops Vs Helicopter…

Out of Control Teens VS Cops….

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2015

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t just have sex with a hooker because that would be wrong…but I did try to take her to as close as I could without have to pay her….or touch her which is usually pretty far because I didn’t get boners…

I know…monday nights…they crazy…but not as crazy as these links…


Kim Kardashian on Bruce Jenner!
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Thigh Gaps
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Kelly Bensimon Upskirt
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Barry Zito’s Wife
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Amber Rose is a Whore
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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72 Year Old Vietnam Vet
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Ann Hathaway Hooker
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Sarah Hyland TUnred into Kim Kardashian
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Scarlett Johansson’s Got Tits and Lesbian Hair
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Bella Thorne and Her New Black Boyfriend
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Top 5 Worst Rap Commercials…
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REd Bikini Car Wash
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Sesame Street Made a Pun Parody of the Avengers
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini with Some Other Trick
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Daisy Lowe Big tits
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Christina Aguilera is Busted
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Roundhouse Kick to the Face
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Protester Take Down
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Weird Upskirt
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You Can’t Search Instagram by the Eggplant Emoji
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Taylor Momsen in Concert
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Avalanche in Everest Base Camp
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Arm Bra
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Doutzen Nipples
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Woman Gets Arrested for Locking Kids in the Basement…
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Elsa Hosk On Set of Victoria’s Secret
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Russian Girl Boxer..
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Jared Leto’s Joker
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Gigi Hadid BTS Bikini
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Carmen Electra’s Got Tits
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Huge Tits
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Caught on Film when the Volcano Erupted
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Tyga Got a Kylie Tattoo
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Cheesy Model in Lingerie
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Party Trick
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Goodfellas Reunion…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Avengers Porn
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Gross Video of the Day
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Deaf Girl Casting Couch
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Big Fucking Tits
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Slutty Redheads
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McDonald’s Crack…
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Hot Blonde
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Don’t Grab a Girl’s Booty…
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Mummy Porn
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Big Cam Tits
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Japan is Amazing
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Gymnast Pussy
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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CA Couple of Girls Naked
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Slutty Nipslip
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The Hottest Webcam
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Naked in a Mainstream Movie
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

27

Apr

Gisele Does the Vogue Brazil Naked of the Day

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Everyone is freaking out about Bruce Jenner making the transition from man to woman…while keeping his dick…making him more of a man to man in women’s clothing who likes tits so much he is gonna get himself a pair…but the real tranny possibly happened with Gisele Bundchen….

She’s always had a man face, Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret possibly to divert a potential story that was going to come out on her penis, and she’s married to Tom Brady, who as we know, could very well be a homo who can’t come out of the closet because it will ruin the nation’s homophobic feelings about football…because I guess the nation hasn’t spent an hour at football initiation..

You know a powerful, rich couple capable of faking a pregnancy if they needed to…with movie magic…to really keep the lie going as their career rely on it…and their careers..as you know are pretty fucking lucrative…no one needs a tranny scandal in the mix…

Unless of course, she’s actually a woman, just hard featured…skinny as fuck…showing her model ass…in her hometown VOGUE…but until I see clit…up close….in photo..I’m on the fence on this whole thing…which means you might as well jerk off to her…cuz she’s in that grey area that keeps you closet cases excited…

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2015

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Smokes Giant Joint of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a prime example of sheltered weirdo up on some Michael Jackson shit, who’s only friend is her instagram account and a few other weirdo people who latch onto her because she’s Miley Cyrus…

She can’t live a normal life, or leave her house without being totally bombarded, so she’s a reclusive weirdo left the internet to get by..you know..just her dancing around at home…because that’s all she can do…even if her home is a fucking resort filled with everything she needs…like weed to spend an hour rolling this massive joint to post on instagram…like she was 15 at a high school dance…because that’s probably where her social skills lie..

Either way, some weed porn for you burn outs…even though weed isn’t even a thing anymore…the real porn would be her smoking this with her Disney trained vagina…

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2015

27

Apr

Candice Swanepoel is a Mermaid in a Thong of the Day

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This is the kind of creepy as fuck selfie I can support, endorse and love, and not just because it is of a Victoria’s Secret model who they imported from South Africa…despite already being rich in South Africa…thanks to being white…

I figure Candice Swanepoel is amazing…on so many levels and she’s famous on so many levels at least as far as a model is concerned…because Victoria’s Secret pushed her brandname out there…but she’s barely made that much noise…she’s just hot as fuck…

So seeing her in this selfie of champions…with a sneaky little ass flash in the mirror behind her…like those weirdos who used to post EBAY listing with nude people in the reflection…you know subtle erotica that’s really not all the subtle when you look at the pic…but that is in black and white so that it is selfie art…

I don’t know..she’s getting old, over exposed, even boring and uninteresting…she hasn’t really blown me or anyone away…probably because she’s had the same boyfriend throughout her career…but she’s still a serious fucking babe…and here’s some video of her swimming like a mermaid to cum to.

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2015

27

Apr

Rihanna is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Rihanna running around with her thick thighs in a white bikini…that look like they are pushed over to the side revealing what may be a maxi pad…you know from all the spillage that happens with her vagina after years of being in the entertainment industry, you just can’t risk the humiliation of it hitting when in a white bikini after the paparazzi were called…the good news is she’s used some tropical fruit as a diversion…and I am sure there’s some kind of racist joke in there somewhere…but I guess that would only apply if it was a watermelon…or a banana, but if it was a banana I’d be more inclined to think of it as her as using it to practice for her next contract signing…but I guess she’s got ample dick for that…not that Rihanna is all that black…but more importantly, not that we need racist jokes….we are all god’s people..and while staring at Rihanna in a bikini we can clearly state not all created equally…some of us are just sluttier than others…


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2015

27

Apr

Iggy Azalea is an Underwear Model of the Day

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The company is called BONDS…and they are clever enough marketers to know that you can either use an underwear model to model your underwear…or you can make some serious fucking noise by using some hooker who has never worn underwear since it got in the way of cock entering her fat girl pussy on her quest to be a popstar…a quest that worked because she’s now rich and famous…despite being from Australia, talentless and fucking annoying…

It’s like put this attention seeking pile of shit…who likely has a pussy that smells like shit…and not just because her botched ass implants make her anus trip…ass to pussy…

Unless she’s clever enough to maintain that shit, since that is her money maker and not her shitty female rapping..that rapes my ears…

All this to say, thank god they photoshopped, but more improtantly…are they selling these used panties on ebay, I’m curious to know if she’s a stinky pussy or a floral pussy…because with hookers…as you know..it can go either way..

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2015

27

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pantsless Picture of the Day

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Apparently…this is Bar Refaeli with no pants on…she posted it on her instagram and I will assume that she has pants on…even though it would make sense that she doesn’t have pants on because she was one of Leo’s original marketing campaign whores…you know his hired girlfriend model to pave the way for all the other models…unless their love was real and turned the big penis homosexual rich as fuck boy wonder to a life of drugs and other models…who would do whatever theyto get the high pay days before falling off into obscurity…like Bar Refaeli…

Only to make a comeback not wearing pants…when they are too old to be noticed..

But this is by no means a pantless picture of the day, because she’s not spread eagled, even though as sexts go, it would be a good opportunity to be spread eagled, as her face isn’t in it..

Either way, I’ll post it…even if it’s boring…

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2015

27

Apr

Rita Ora in a SPorts Bra of the Day

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Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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2015

27

Apr

Kelly Bensimon’s Shirt of the DAy

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Kelly Bensimon is the bootleg Elle MAcpherson, who married Elle Macpherson’s ex husband, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, who is probably around 100 years old, but still shooting Maxim amd other magazines, cuz he’s good..and probably has a huge dick, because he’s able to get babes like Elle Macpherson, the first model I remember jerking off to to marry him….or maybe just rich…models love spending rich dude money…it’s some high class escort hustle..

Either way, Kelly Bensimon, has gone on to great things in her divorce, like becoming a socialite on a shitty exploitative even disgusting show about rich old ladies who look like porn chicks…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…so she’s gone out in public with this pretty appropriate attention seeking shirt..classy.

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2015

27

Apr

Kellie Pickler Done Gone Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Kellie Pickler, is almost an amazing story….

She’s some backwoods, Apalachian hick raised in a cabin with her toothless grandfather…who miraculously ended up on TV, for Simon Cowell…and who miraculously became a pop country star…when really she’s probably just some actor..

You know a hick, who was never impregnated by her father like a real hick is, .who plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish…and because hick is relatable in america, since 90 percent of American is hick…fast food eating, walmart shopping, evangelical church listening hicks…

So from coal miners daughter to American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…to still kinda hot in a bikini in the bahamas…that should be happy to be with a cock that isn’t related to her…because she escaped the town…and made it…and really this is Kellie Pickler, who gives a fuck…other than maybe Ryan Seacrest who I believe bought her them tits…prey on the weak, dumb, hot chick new to town who wants to win…kinda thing….

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2015

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here’s the new Candice Swanepoel…her name is Elsa Hosk…I’ve been posting her titty pics for a while now…she’s from Europe, so I don’t think titty pics count as titty pics there…but this is America…and America loves tits…tits that Victoria’s Secret has abducted with their money and promises of next leveling a career…tits they will possibly try to hide as much as they can so they don’t piss off their weirdo religious audience…but tits that they will share in cleavage enhancing cheap bra wearing form…because that’s what they fucking do there…

Either way…she’s an ideal woman…more girls should look like this…

Here she is on set of a VS shoot..

EXCLUSIVE: INF - Elsa Hosk Latest Model To Get 'Contract Angel' Status With Victoria's Secret


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2015

27

Apr

Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang out spots…after calling the paparazzi..to laugh about how stupid the world is…and how they are collectively winning even though their trust funds would clearly imply that before they were even born they won…because money makes the world go round…

So I guess this is just paving the way of the E! spin off show, as you know Ryan Seacrest who probably fucks Gigi to piss off her dad who probably fucks Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriends…as these LA sugar babies go…and the Kardashians own that network…and it just makes sense based on their shitty following.

The whole thing is dumb..especially when they aren’t posing nude/half nude/etc.

All this to say, it’s nice seeing her celrbrate as her dad…is busy inspiring the world with his story of wearing their panties…

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