Here’s Lohan shopping with her own little hype man who wears his Lohan hoodie so people know who they’re dealing with, not that someone like Lohan really goes under the radar, but you can never been too sure during this recession.

The reality is that she’s probably shopping with her little brother, and I think she looks amazing, I am not a fan of showering or washing my hair during the summer, because it clears out seats on the bus for me to travel in luxury, like if I had my very own car, which would be nice, except for that whole DUI shit I never dealt with, because I don’t like doing day to day errands, that happened years ago and that now I have to redo driving lessons and shit to get my shit back, which is even more work than day to day errands, and it’s not that big of a deal, because at least on the bus, I get to creep out girls.

Speaking of creeping out girls, hey Lohan, I’m coming for you, literally.