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2020

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May

Nude in Nature of the Day

I don’t know much about this shoot, but I think the model is STEFF BERTI who is out here getting naked in nature…rolling around in the mud and sand, unless that’s just a skin disorder, and even if it was a skin disorder, we’d play it as her being empowered, a hero and inspiration to us all, willing to strip down and bare her insecurities our way in the form of a nude shoot we can all jerk off to if we see fit you know because that’s what these artistic shoots are about, letting the audience pull what they want from it, that’s basically the definition of art…to do what they deem fit to themselves while pulling what they want from it….

Good times!

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2020

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May

Kelly Rowland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kelly Rowland may have just been a tool in Beyonce’s tool belt to help Beyonce get up where she needed to be, in order to drop her and go where Beyonce went….something I am sure haunts this bitch daily…the dark cloud of TRAUMA that hangs over her head that is Beyonce….even if they are still friends, or Beyonce still pays her out by giving Destiny Child fans hope of a reunion, she is still the pop star from the girl’s group that will forever be seen as Beyonce’s Launchpad while being Kelly Rowland’s high point…..

So when we see her nips in a T-Shirt, I feel like we should give her some shine, knowing how depressing it is to think that the best times of your life happened 20 years ago and the rest of your life will be a series of consistent disappointment. All this to say….Hard Titties!!

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2020

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May

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is one of those characters who is a point of contention on the site. I don’t actually know what a point of contention even means but I figure it means someone we argue about, not that we actually argue, I don’t care about your opinion but I get emails sent it from people mad I call her ugly, or with what they think is photo evidence of her hotness to prove me wrong.

What people don’t realize is that my baseline or benchmark or standards are pretty high for celebrities for obvious reasons. If they are going to benefit from being famous for being the hot chick, they better be the fucking hot chick. Not some average Walmart Cashier looking bitch, who as a Walmart cashier would be hot but as an actress who is as a baseline should be exceptionally hotter than the cashier at Walmart you’d be down to fuck….

My standards in actual life are more “is she an actual she and alive? Done”….

So it’s not a me thinking I deserve a hotter chick than Tisdale, it’s just me saying I see hotter chicks than Tisdale anytime I leave the damn house…and I expect more from Disney.

They could have hired ANYONE, but chose this to be their golden High School Musical babe…it just seems like we were oversold on some shit.

This is her bikini titties…

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2020

20

May

Lindsey Vonn in a One Piece of the Day

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I am late to the game on this one, it was posted 3 Days ago.

I guess I am not a big enough Lindsey Vonn fan to track her every move on social media, but I figure why not showcase a retired Olympian who people think is hot, in part because she’s an American sports hero who still looks like a woman, but also because she is into black dudes, and everyone likes a little black on blonde action, why else would they have that porn category if it wasn’t an important thing.

From my perspective, Lindsey Vonn only has sex with black people, or variations of black people, like Tiger Woods, unless that’s just part of her marketing efforts knowing that kids are into hip hop culture to give her some edge.

Where I just think she’s athletic and lame pussy white dudes can’t keep up with her needs…her threshold for pain is high, which we know from her ski injuries and recovery, her vagina can take in some volume, but most importantly her strong legs from all that skiing, some muscle memory shit…can ride….and why waste that on a motherfucker who can’t hang….she needs eager, athletic enough to destroy her to get off….and here you can look at the side of her tit.

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2020

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May

xomarym Has The Worlds Fattest Vagina of the Day

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She goes by the name Mary Magdalene

This monster and she is a Monster is some plastic surgery addict, apparently from Canada, living her best trashy fucking life…as a meme or parody of all the girls of social media who made it, by compiling every terrible trend in “beauty” into one pile of dog shit….

From the insane level of fillers to the shit tattoos to the fake ass…it’s like is this a satirical comic of all the worst things social media has given us.

To make things even better, she’s got the world fattest vagina, something called SIMPS, unlike the other kind of SIMP which is basically pussy whipped, this SIMP refers to homer’s mouth rotated 90 degrees to the right looking pussies….what we used to call coin slots, innies, or slits…

ANYWAY….she paid to get fat injected into her pussy to have a giant fucking SIMP….and the whole thing is so many layers of what the fuck kind of molesting went on in her life to end up like this…

To anyone who finds this hot…you’re fucking nuts too.

Here she is before her surgeries

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2020

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May

Camila Morrone Short Shorts of the Day

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I’m just posting this to Mask Shame…

I realize the whole cotton mask hate, the attack on your freedoms, the fact that it’s not scientifically proven to actually fight COVID off making the whole mandatory wearing of masks obsolete….

However, masks are fucking cool, I am so happy that we can go out anonymous, it’s a huge advancement in humanity….so when I don’t see someone in a mask I tell them to put their damn masks on…or when I see idiots like Camila Morrone, the pussy Leo probably doesn’t fuck cuz he’s old and gay…and not into that whole pussy thing anymore….but that he pretends to fuck as a favor to her mom,who is his friend…to help her with her career…nice guy…wearing her mask wrong…we gotta all point and laugh at the bitch…

If you’re nose is hanging out of your mask, you fucking mouth breather…it’s not going to work…even though it doesn’t work anyway.

That’s it for now…

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2020

20

May

Gabriella Brooks is the New Miley of the Day

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So this is what new pussy after Miley looks like for the Hemsworth that was married to Miley.

Her name is Gabriella Brooks, I am not going to bother googling her to figure out if she’s the Brooks Brother Heiress, or if she’s a model, or an actress, or just some sugar baby working the dating apps to find celebrities to fuck and to elevate her own career…you know a lift her up thanks to the cock she fucks…

I will just say, she’s hotter than Miley, and when you’re a Hemsworth, having a girl who either agrees to everything you say, is on her best behavior cuz she wants what you have, is a strategic manipulator is better than dealing with some psycho celebrity rich kid sold to Disney before launching her own manic career pretending to be a TUMBLR girl when TUMBLR girls were a thing…the gateway to OnlyFans girls I guess.

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2020

20

May

Jamie King Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t read celebrity gossip, which I assume seems crazy since I run a site that is 90 percent making fun of celebrities with all their latest content…and I agree it’s a fucking horrible Twilight Zone life I’ve built myself…because I fucking hate celebrity….they are all losers to me even if they are winning and to hear people actually interested in them is a source of great frustration now that I’ve punished myself posting their shit all these years.

When I started, It was like “this celeb is hot, look at her tits”…and traffic piled in, so I thought, what funnier than celeb gossip from someone who only cares about celeb tits, and even then, barely cares about celeb tits…

Celeb Gossip is smut, gaping asshole, double penetration, big black dick on tiny chick smut….just for a different audience….

Today….while my own asshole was gaping….thanks to eating COVID pizza last night….I saw a story about how Jamie King, HEROIN addict got a restraining order against her husband of 12 years….because they are getting divorced and I guess that’s a way to fuck him some how…even though the Hepatitis from her heroin days and the TRAUMA and annoyingness of being a heroin addict was probably punishment enough…then there’s the whole two kids together…that fucking sucks…

So coincidentally, not overly coincidentally she’s out with her hard nips that in the 90s were hot….because MILK that story with your low level fame….if you look close enough you can probably see Just Jared groupie-ing on her…because he’s a celebrity blogger so obsessed with celebrities that the celebrities let him in, at least the low levels like Jamie King….not that it matters…blog wars.

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2020

20

May

Nina Dobrev in Mexican Black Face of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted up a bunch of pics of what I am going to assume is some racist fuckign shit, but like all things in life, people are inconsistent as fuck and selective in their activism…so Universities selling Indian food made by white people trigger protests…white girls going to prom in a Chinese dress even though everything is made in China…the Chinese want you in their dress even if it mocks their culture so long as you buy it…ALL dresses are Chinese dresses….triggers protest…but rocking a Sombrero is cool…because Mexicans don’t care if white people mock their culture…they just want the white folk there for Spring Break…even if it consists of them culturally appropriating…

Now I am not a believer in Cultural Appropriation, that’s some white person problems that aren’t real problems because they are so fucking coddled…the whole idea of humans borrowing from each other seems like a normal and smart thing…it’s not like they are in black face making SAMBO voices….wearing a Sombrero isn’t any of that…

BUT if you are going to get mad at people for culturally appropriating one thing, let’s fucking cancel ALL these motherfuckers for every THING….it’s not like we have anything better to do.

So here’s Nina being a fucking RACIST in a SOMBRERO with no respect to the MARIACHI culture….cunt.

She might as well be in Nazi uniform….cunt.

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2020

20

May

Give this Cop his Own TV Show of the Day

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This is a hilarious video of a COP being a stereotypical cop. I mean this is my text book definition of what a cop is and what a cop does. It’s like that “cop energy” that makes them so mad.

So when you’re not the one being pulled over by the cop, it’s entertaining as shit and this dude is retiring in 14 months, so Hollywood producers, ya’ll need to get on this guy…he’s the next Dr Phil, Dr Oz or any other Dr that Oprah created.

This guy is a legend…so mad…so hilarious…so good if you’re not being pulled over by him.

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