I saw Scream 4 yesterday.

It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting…

Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie….

So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world.

She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me….

Pics via Fame

The thing I love about crazy chicks is that they are fuckin’ easy and don’t really know what the fuck they are doing when following you down a dark alley to go down on you and give you the best head of your life for free. The thing I don’t like about crazy chicks is the aids.

I spent the night with a girl who was drunk and going through some emotional distress, and in that distress decided to talk my ear off about the hardtimes, in the process she spilled 3/4 of her drink on me, which didn’t really phase me until she decided to feed me drink like I was a baby bird and I couldn’t resist because I never turn down free booze, so here I am having a girl put drink in her mouth then spit it in my mouth and here I am with this dirty backwash, from this crazy girl, thinkin’ shit like “Do I swallow?”, “Is this one sip worth potential disease”, “Why does it taste like cigarette and semen?”, “Why do I know what semen tastes like?”, “This is really a weird conversation with myself”, so I just swallowed and will keep you posted on whether I am dying…

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