I used to love Kate Moss because she was such a fuckin’ mess. With all the drinking and cocaine while her kid was at home. The dating rockstars with crack and heroin addictions and all the other shit she was involved in during her retirement, a retirement far more interesting than your dads, and I just figured she’d be crazy in bed, like this party girl I met the other day, who was wasted and lookin’ a lot like a model, maybe cuz I was drunk, or maybe because she was tall, but the point is we got to talking and in her drunken stupod she slapped me across the face pretty hard, when I asked why, she said cuz it turns her on and she did it again. Next thing you know I’m grabbin’ her ass and she’s asking me if I’ve ever been choked out when I cum and then she asks me to slap her back. I wasn’t down with doin it in public, cuz people don’t appreciate dude who beat chicks, but did it anyway, because I don’t appreciate people who judge people who beat chicks, especially when it was clearly a sexual beating…

Either way, here’s Kate Moss’ nipple in her see through shirt….