I’ve never heard of this Jennifer Lawrence before, I just assumed she was related to Martin Lawrence and Joey Lawrence, riding her last name to the top, but it turns out she’s already got an Oscar nomination under her belt, and I’m just too ignorant and not into movies called Winter’s Bone, even though you think that’d be the first movie I bought tickets to, if I bought tickets, based on the name alone…and now she’s in something called The Beaver, another movie you’d think I’d see based on the name alone, leading me to think she’s onto some clever scam to get perverts into her based on the movie she’s been choosing… and luckily for you, you can see the outline of her beaver in a bikini for GQ….obvious tie in, but what the fuck do you want from me, all this celebrity shit is like a horrible re-run that never ends, different name, different pussy, same hustle….luckily it is half naked. It keeps me watching…

Katie Price has been working really hard the last couple of days. I guess now that she’s getting divorced it’s time to pick up the fuckin’ pace, or make some money to pay off the leech who gets half of everything. I’ve posted a lot of pictures of her at the job and it’s been really exhausting, but probably not as exhausting as spending days laying around a beach in a bikini, half naked, in the sun, in luxury, while people snap off pics while carrying a fat set of tits around all day. Sure she’s useless and has a weird fuckin’ body, but I guess I do too.

Here are the pics….I am uninspired with her….pretty much exhausted her this week….

I was with a girl with fake tits a couple of nights ago, she was fat and I had no idea she had implants, and when she volunteered the information, I just told her that I didn’t believe her and that fat chicks don’t get the shit, so she decided to pull the fucking thing out and you could tell that she had got the shit a long time ago, not because of the quality of the work she had done looked like it was straight from ’92, but because she pretty much grew into the shit over the years, and had a fat ass, gut and face to match the shit, and you know that at the time of the purchase she wasn’t pushing 200 lbs, otherwise, breast implants probably wouldn’t have been on her top procedures list, because fat chicks with implants doesn’t make sense and cellulite removal, breast reduction surgery and lipo do, even vagina reconstruction makes more sense than implants but that’s just because the only way to reach the magic spot on her fat body is thru large object insertion in their big fat vagina, like big black men, not that you have to be fat to have a big fat vagina as Katie Price so gracefully proves…..

Here are some more pictures of Katie Price she is in some staged photoshoot where a whole lot of people, including a topless chick and some dude simulating humpin her jumped in on, I posted yesterday from Ibiza, or as I like to call it, the land of opportunity….

Here she is not doin’ her photoshoot, but still in Ibiza….