I saw Scream 4 yesterday.

It was actually pretty good. Shit had me freaked out, it tricked me a little but I’ve always liked the Scream Movies cuz they are clever and comical…even if the scariest thing in the whole thing is Neve Campbell’s face and Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery…..and the funniest thing is David Arquette’s horrible acting…

Hayden Panettiere flexed her tits and looked hot, Emma Roberts looked good in distress and this other bitch named Marielle Jaffe, who I knew was going to be one of the first to go because I had never heard of her, especially because she looked like a stripper pretty much confirming her purpose to the movie….

So when these slutty facebook pics of her, you know the kind you know she’s using to get this big break out there and secured, were emailed to me, I was happy to look at them, and even happy to share them to you, cuz I’m always down for new pussy eager to get famous posing half naked for her friends and family…cuz it’s just a matter of time before she starts doing it for the world.

She’s definitely one to look out for…cuz things are gonna get slutty…I can tell

Yep, even though Ashley Tisdale’s wearing some dominatrix lookin’ shoes and a little black dress, with her really tall boyfriend, who you’d think has a dick that tears her Disney pussy in half everytime she begs for the shit, and no matter how hard I try to visualize her doing really dirty things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing wholesome things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing standard in the bedroom things because she hasn’t had all that much experience considering she’s fuckin’ busted, and before her parents paid of the Disney producers to land her a job, or pay off the MTV awards to get her an award, or pay off the plastic surgeon to get her a fuckin’nose, she was just an ugly girl, and as far as I’m concerned she still is, cuz I guess you can’t buy beauty, but you can buy bareback blowjobs that end in mouth, or on face, or on tit from this whore who gives 100 dollar birthday specials. True story.