http://www.drunkenstepfather.com I'll make you famous, Bitch....This is the Best Site on the Internet that Nobody Reads. Cuddles. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:34:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here is Sheree Murphy, some sloppy british bitch who's worked her way out of the working class factory life and onto TV and in the process managed to land herself a soccer player to marry and have a bunch of kids with and it's nice to see that despite the ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/04/sheree-murphey-is-a-sloppy-chick-in-a-bikini-getting-frisky-of-the-day/ Here's some skinny model named Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini and she reminds me of this time I worked at a stable shoveling shit out of the horses stalls, not because she looks like shit, but because she looks like a horse, sure she's got a skinny body and you'd ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/04/elisabetta-canalis-is-an-immigrant-in-a-pink-bikini-of-the-day/ Here's some new Mariah Carey Video for you to listen to while you masturbate or sing along to when nobody is around, I am only posting it because she's in a bikini and showing off her fat tits, and fat tits are pretty much the way to my heart. ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/04/mariah-careys-new-shitty-song-set-to-her-in-a-bikini-of-the-day/ I think Ed Hardy is the cheesiest fucking shit to hit the clothing stores in the last few years. I am talking worse than that overpriced Von Dutch shit that I remember seeing kids wear a few years ago and who paid something like 100 dollars for a $5 trucker ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/04/ashley-tisdale-in-her-ed-hardy-piece-of-shit-bikini-of-the-day/ So I got this email because I called Jewish girls dog faced and people think I am racist and I don't think I am because Judaism isn't a race it's a religion. Anyway, this is the email I got: I just thought I would share the fact that although I thoroughly ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/steplinks-of-the-day-112/ Gender Benders are everywhere and if I was to make a big deal about seeing a man in a bikini, I'd be a hypocrite since I made a man with tits flash me the other day for 5 dollars. I thought it would make a good internet video, one that ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/pink-goes-for-a-jog-of-the-day/ Her name is Paz Vega, she's a Spanish Actress that I've never heard of because I have a hard enough time keeping track of my stepdaughter's boyfriend's names that trying to place these bitches I've never heard of is almost impossible. It's like I have Alzheimer's just alcoholic induced Alzheimer's ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/paz-vega-rocks-a-bikini-of-the-day/ My wife is fat and I feel it gives me something that I can relate to Americans on, so it's not all bad that I can't handle the smell of her disgusting ass that she can't wipe properly because she can't reach, or the fact that I can't get ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/my-wifes-new-favorite-meal-of-the-day/ Here are some pictures of Denise Richards in a pair of tight pants riding a bike, because despite being annoying as fuck she's still hot enough for her Nephew to jerk off to her , so that's gotta say something about her, even though when I was 14, I ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/denise-richards-and-her-tight-pants-ride-bikes-of-the-day/ Eva Longoria is like a cat in heat or a retarded kid who rubs it's genitals up against things because shit feels good and because he doesn't know any better, like that time I volunteered to teach retards how to swim and it ended up being a fucking circle jerk ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/eva-longoria-rides-the-fire-hydrant-of-the-day/ Cheryl Tweedy Cole is some Girls Aloud Spice Girl wannabe, who married some black David Beckham wannabe, and she is drunk. Some people think she just dropped her keys while going out, others just think she was overserved as she celebrated her 25th birthday, but I know it's got more ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/cheryl-tweedy-cole-is-drunk-of-the-day/ Amy Winehouse was put under house arrest by her label, because she's a talent who sells a lot of records and they can't let her ruin that money making potential for their business. They don't give a fuck about her health or well-being, they just care about her as a ... http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/03/amy-winehouse-is-awesome-of-the-day/