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2024

25

Apr

Thanks to Ozempic, Jessica Simpson is Modeling her Wares of the Day

Jessica Simpson is apparently heading back to the studio because her gay manager father has been seeing all that Taylor Swift has accomplished and it’s making him mad, because she clearly ripped off her hustle from Jessica Simpson and succeeded.

However, Jessica Simpson, despite not being a billionaire from her music career, she has leveraged that music career in order to secure a billion dollar direct to consumer fast fashion brand that kills the environment but that lets girls on a budget dress cute.

With the money from the clothing company coming in, why bother touring or doing that whole thing, she’s got a family and it’s work…but seeing Taylor break that billion dollar mark made ALL the old timers, except Britney who is probably dead, climb out of their crypts to take a stab at it.

So girl took all the Ozempic she could, leaned up, figured she can do some brand work for her brand while she’s feeling fuckable…why not double dip…

Anyway, short shorts on a chair on the beach because she’s old, lazy and has the mindset of a Texas obese woman on a scooter in Walmart buying Jessica Simpson XXXL shirts….knees all blown out…gotta take a breather.

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2024

25

Apr

Madison Beer Gets Into a Bikini of the Day

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I guess Madison Beer dropped a music video yesterday that potentially went viral because she’s got a lot of followers and she’s half naked in a bikini in it, but I wasn’t made aware of such things because I am old, out of touch, not into Madison Beer’s activities in her bloated career, but I don’t mind her tits.

You see, I’ll look at the tits, but I’m not waiting on the sidelines day in and day out until the tits make an appearance, that would be weird fandom and I just don’t have that wiring, but when the tits come my way, I’m into it enough to look at it.

So they are saying that Madison Beer’s chaneling Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body in her new music video, which is a wild reference since no one has even seen that Megan Fox movie, but clearly the powers that control the entertainment industry want you to, the premise, killer cheerleader….

That seems like a lame PR headline that diverts from the “the big tits from Youtube that generated a lot of pervert followers is finally taking this music thing seriously and releasing music in a bikini so it does better”….

Bikinis make things do better…they may even make us better as men…without them, who knows where we’d be.

I am not posting the music video, they aren’t paying me for that, so here’s some screenshots.

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2024

25

Apr

Cami Mendes Fashion Tits of the Day

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Cami Mendez never really excited me when she first hit the scene on Riverdale, which was the worst show to ever happen to TV, yet it appealed to a younger audience and went viral, making the entire cast very rich and famous.

I was always confused on why she was cast as Veronica not so much because of her hispanic background, or the fact that she was rich due to illicit business dealing of her father, which in and of itself should be seen as racist, but for whatever reason the hispanic audience bought into it instead of protesting it.

I was confused because she had no neck, but for whatever reason, she’s managed to grow a neck, maybe from all the THROAT WORK she had to do as a young starlet, maybe from drugs, starvation, ozempic, fitness, who knows….

She’s in Vogue now, I guess doing the fashionable actor thing, and she’s stripped down, not overly hot, but far hotter than I thought she was, so I’ll celebrate a story in a girl getting hotter, which is normally the opposite of what the aging process does!

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2024

25

Apr

Blondie Alexis brings the Good Times of the Day

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Her name is BLONDIE ALEXIS and I’m guessing the Blondie isn’t her actual first name and I am not even sure she’s a real blonde.

Nothing on the internet is real, except maybe your sadness that comes from using the internet, or your obsession with the tits on the internet that you never get to touch, or just an overall sadness that will never go away….

What is real, is that BLONDIE takes a lot of selfie and has the overall vibe of a girl you’d see walking in her modern fashion styling, those wrestler outfits and skimpy outfits, which makes her far more appealing….especially when half her tit is out.

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2024

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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5 Pairs of Booty Shorts You Need Before Summer Ends!
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10 Ridiculous Billboards
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TO KILL A PREDATOR
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Funny and adorable moments with a baby elephant
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Elephant pushes down a massive tree with ease
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Can I Pet That DAWG? (GIF)
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Elite powerlifter pretends to be a gym cleaner and pranks people
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Indian Tik Tokers Get Fucked Up
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Alysha Newman’s Recovery Program!
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Ellie Egar See Through to Nipples and Underwear!
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Jerry Seinfeld believes “the movie business is over” ahead of his own film’s release
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Wild deer caught in a trap patiently waits for the man to free it
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Beautiful moment when a dog understands that he has been reunited with his long-lost family
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Camila Cabello’s Sexy Body on Full Display in King Kong Magazine April 2024 Issue
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Grimes Wears a Revealing Bodysuit on Stage!
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Livvy Dunne Frying Chicken!
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Dak Prescott Plays Basketball with his Girlfriend!
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Amazing moments of sports stars meeting their fans
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Crazy moments from the ear pulling competition
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Kaitlyn Garcia is the Instagram Of The Day
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5 Liars Who Brutally Gaslit Their Families 5 Liars Who Brutally Gaslit Their Families
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Lila Moss Nipple Pokies in a Sweater!
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Jennifer Lopez Is Living In The Future!
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Robber trying to rob a nail salon in Atlanta gets completely ignored
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The Hottest Winnie Harlow Bikini Photos
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Man Chatting In The Road Finds Out Why It’s A Bad Idea
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Husky yells at the drive thru for a Puppacino
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Abigail (2024) ending explained: Did the crew survive the ordeal?
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DJ Took The Opportunity (GIF)
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20 ++ PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Eva Menta shows us her tits in a blue see through top in a Mall in Rome
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Paulina Gretzky’s Racy Bathroom Selfie with a Mystery Man!
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Insane baseball ejections that led to suspensions
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Kylie Minogue … Stage Upskirt !
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50 Funniest Cat Snapchats Of All-Time In One Pawfect Place
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Maitland Ward’s Fiery Passion: Redhead’s Tug-of-War with Two Big Dicks
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The Hitachi Wand Time!
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Fun With AI (GIF)
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Nancy Navarro Breast Growth Spurt
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Kendra = SUPER HOT (GIF)
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Best Pillow Ever (GIF)
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She Fucked HOW Many Guys?!
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Liza Biggs Big Boob Diner Scoreland
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Laure Calamy topless in Iris et les Hommes (2024) – plus her career overview
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Sophia Sterling Sophia Sterling’s Tiny Tits And Fresh Tight Pussy
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Curvy youtuber in premium nudes and sex videos
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Mila Azul and Her Nice Melons!
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Miss Raquel and Skyla Sun Working the Freeuse Barber Shop!
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‘Perfect Figure’ with Katya Killer via Suicide Girls
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Explore the World of Heavy Fetish: Embrace Your Deepest Desires!
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Butt Plug Pussy Rub!
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Elsa Hosk – on the beach
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She Blows
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The Royal Kitty Waiting for the Food Delivery Guy!
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Arcadia is Rosy Pink!
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Busty Babe Cassiane Pires via Bella Club
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Joey Fisher Boobs On My Mind
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Strip Poker Night
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Sexy College Girl Enjoyed By Her Professor
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2024

24

Apr

The Actress who Plays Britney Spears Weird Titty Grab of the Day

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Britney Spears got into a red dress, looking all boxy and mom-like, probably playing dress up because she’s locked in the same room all her content is shot from and it gets boring.

In the video set to Bryan Adams’ Love a Woman Song, which you can watch by pressing PLAY, you will see that she’s posing seductively and dead in the eyes because she is probably AI , her dress strap falls and she puts in back up but only after she grabs a handful of her tits.

I don’t know if it’s AI, body double, replacement Britney, or old content being recycled of Britney, but I do know a mom in a tight dress, all boxy and menopausal is far more exciting when it’s a pop star like Britney Spears and not some chain smoking hag at the bus stop. It’s Britney or they want us to think it’s Britney Bitch…

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2024

24

Apr

Drea De Matteo is an Old Lady in the Wild of the Day

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Drea De Matteo has been going viral for the first time since being on the Sopranos, which is a big deal because that show is like 40 years old.

She’s going viral for having followed the lead of Bella Thorne’s mom and all the other women she’s recruited in being in the scene to launch their OnlyFans using her agency services, because it makes her a lot of money and whoring girls is all part of her hustle, it’s how the kids got famous in the first place and definitely why she dragged her stepdaughter to LA with her from Florida to use as a pawn instead of her own kids.

So yeah, viral for being an actress and wife to a music icon’s heir who now sells barely nude pics on the internet to her fans, because she’s apparently got fans who want to see her barely nude content so bad they pay for it.

One of the recent stories was that her kids were ashamed of her being a whore, to which she said her tits fed them as babies so they’ll keep feeding them now, which is some pretty trashy approach to parenting instead of just getting a day job or making their dad pay up….it also sounded like a made up story she was running with….in part because I still haven’t seen her tits an people leak the OF content all day.

Like this pic, which seems like it is AI Drea, all old and reminiscent of Madonna before she went way too far, rocking a pair of fur boots like she’s some wild jungle woman in a post apocalyptic story, all far too over the top and unnecessary, but when you’re old as shit selling nudes, you use whatever angle you got.

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2024

24

Apr

Christina Hendricks Got Married of the Day

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Christina Hendricks got married the other day, I have a feeling she only did it as an excuse to eat all the fucking cake, since she’s a big one.

She married someone named George Bianchini in New Orleans, which is probably the nicest place to get married in the USA, since it’s New Orleans….he’s a successful camera guy they call a CINEMATOGRAPHER because it’s fancier and we’ll assume that she met him when he was filming her giant tits.

She didn’t wear white for her wedding, because she’s probably been done before, many many times before, you don’t get Christina Hendricks famous without taking some dick…

I know people are super excited by her, or the fact that she’s got big tits, but they are like the average big tit fetishist who doesn’t care that the rest of the bitch is bus sized, it’s like as long as the tits are they, they can ignore the diabetes, motorized scooter to get around, amputated foot, the apron belly they need to lift to find the cunt-hole, and all the other grossness that comes with obesity because “DID YA SEE THE TITS”…

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2024

24

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks everywhere, stay fit bitches!

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2024

24

Apr

Creepy Noah Cyrus in her Racy Outfits of the Day

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I am not sure what Noah Cyrus’ fashion influence is, or what this style is. It’s some kind of space goth demonic freak who died in the trailer park from a horrible murder but who was reanimated thanks to some kind of Solar Eclipse or creepy science experiment, only to get up and walk down to the 7-Eleven for a pack of smokes.

It’s got an element of sci/fi, horror and deep white trash, which would make sense since she was raised stupid rich in LA with her family of superstar money makers, too busy for her, leaving her to fend for herself and her weird insulated rich person brain has decided this is the look for it

The only sad thing is that she’s go the spread far apart fat girl tits, when you’d really want something a little more central on the chest…but I’ll still look, sometimes you have to eat your way to the top, so if the top is Miley Cyrus, then to get to her requires various bosses at various levels and I’ll assume this one is the closest to the target.

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