It doesn’t just amaze me that Renee Zelwegger had the confidence to become and actor who happened to be well received and who has actually won Academy Awards and landed roles that aren’t the monster in Fairy Tale movies, but instead are the leading lady…but it always amazes me that she gets laid… I have fucked many dirty, ugly, disgusting lookin’ bitches and I have no standards, but none looked this much like a SciFi monster that would definitely give me nightmares just being in the same room as her…but for some reason she is getting cock and not just everyday cock trying to ride her to the top or to live the good life…but Bradley Cooper cock from The Hangover and that makes no sense to me because she doesn’t look fucking human…but I guess he’s into that. Rich dudes are always the weirdos.

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