Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend and it’s not her drug dealer. It’s some dude who plays rugby and who is an aspiring actor. I am sure his personal gain and getting his name out into the spotlight like he was DJ AM and she was Nicole Richie had nothing to do with lowering himself to have sex with a fucking corpse and embarrass himself enough to admit to the world that he’s into her….

I guess the only other explanation would be that he is like this Guido I know who loves alternative chicks, you know tattooed and pierced and dressed in fucking latex like a fucking lesbian goth because they aren’t like any girls he knows and has already fucked and because it pisses off his tradition Italian parents at family functions.

Or maybe he’s with Winehouse because jocks are usually gay, love showering and being naked with other men, but are too macho to accept that shit, so they either gang rape drunk cheerleaders, beat up their girlfriend or go for a repulsive chick no straight guy would ever lower themselves into, unless that straight guy is me and has no standards, self respect or fear of Aids, and he loves that her pussy smells like dirty man asshole in the locker room after a rough game, it is just fucking bonus.

Either way, he’s in it for the wrong reasons, not that fucking Winehouse could ever be for the right reasons and here are the pics of the happy couple together….

It Turns Out the Winehouse is Pretty Athletic….the Lung Disease Won’t Keep Her Down…Bitch is Built Like a Fucking Cockroach. Maybe that’s strength is all part of her appeal….

Here are some random other pics from the other day, with nipple.

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